Drunk And Stupid
Police came to the aid of a man they saw fall off his bike on Front Street early this morning.
On smelling alcohol on his breath, however, they asked him if he'd been drinking.
"Yeah, I'm drunk. So what? I can still get home," he replied.
The man was arrested.




If the police had known the man, I am sure the ending to this story would have been a little a different......
Posted by Lizardfish on 13.02.04 at 08:23