Weekend Caption Competition #2
It's Friday again (thank God) and so time for another weekend caption competition.
Provide an alternative caption for the picture below.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
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UBP carries out metaphorical demonstration of PLP housing policy
Posted by loki on 13.05.05 at 12:25
Rare Bermuda Police Officer spotted in public. Recently thought to be extinct.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 13.05.05 at 13:01
Johnny Barnes strikes again.
Posted by sleepy on 13.05.05 at 13:16
At a recent road accident the driver had this to say:
'Bye no, my cars goin be dahn HWP for about 10 yrs, i may as well go get a new one cause i aint taking de pink and blue.'
Posted by Wali on 13.05.05 at 13:19
COME IN NUMBER SEVENTY....YOUR TIME IS UP !!
Posted by Two Cents on 13.05.05 at 13:20
OH ...YOU MEANT "PARK ON THE ROOF ...AT BULLSHEAD PARKING LOT"
Posted by Two Cents on 13.05.05 at 13:22
"When it comes to the four Rs, Bermuda residents are among the best in the world at “Reading and Rriting”, but drop down the scale for “‘Rithmetic and find themselves dead last for "Road saftey" with a rating slightly above "Road Retarded."
Posted by J Galt on 13.05.05 at 13:38
Government plan to allow 16 year olds to drive gets off to a rocky start
Posted by loki on 13.05.05 at 13:42
I was minding my own business, certainly going no faster than 30kph - but that pole came out of nowhere!
Posted by Eric on 13.05.05 at 14:19
Dr. Ewart Brown's idea of allowing visitors to drive......
Posted by Amin Swan on 13.05.05 at 14:28
HWP 1, Argus Nil.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 13.05.05 at 14:52
Awww... too bad Ewart Brown's new car he bought from the $2,000-per-person lunch has just gone down the drain, along with his respect for the law! What a shame.
Posted by Compadres on 13.05.05 at 15:16
1. Local driver ignores warning on Audi ads: "Professional driver on closed course. Don't try this at home."
OR
2. Local driver attempts to emulate Renee's incredible road handling feat of several years ago . . .
OR
3. Driver swerves and crashes while attempting to avoid vendors and shoppers at Bermuda's premier west end drug market.
Posted by Turtle on 13.05.05 at 15:21
nice one Tiger Bay!
Posted by mat on 13.05.05 at 15:36
"As Police Officers issues fifth traffic ticket of the day a man is beaten to death in Pembroke."
Posted by othello on 13.05.05 at 15:55
"Hands Free Roll-Over Minutes" marketing begins today...(Sin'gular - Raised in the Bar...)
Posted by Adjustah on 13.05.05 at 15:56
Those damn Scotts...the air must be thinner up there.
Posted by scotch on 13.05.05 at 16:14
Australian Gasoline plays havoc with Bermuda cars
Posted by Bob C on 13.05.05 at 16:14
Stevie Wonder spotted in Somerset.
Posted by Adjustah on 13.05.05 at 16:19
Whoops, took the training wheels off a bit early.
Posted by InbreedBda on 13.05.05 at 16:23
PLP take to the road with their independance campaign to gauge public support
Posted by Bob C on 13.05.05 at 16:31
D'ya think we overdid it with the sub-woofer
Posted by BushWhacka on 13.05.05 at 16:54
I hope this ticket goes before Carlisle Greaves!
Posted by Terry Cloth on 13.05.05 at 16:57
The Record Car Flipping Contest was won Big Red from St.Davids.After Measurements all retired to the Black Horse to celebrate the victory for St.Davids.
Posted by big bad wolf on 13.05.05 at 17:58
Full tank of gas $50
New paint job $100
managing to flip your car over ....priceless
Any thing is possible when a bermudian is behind the wheel.
for everything else theres bastard card.
Posted by Theo on 13.05.05 at 18:25
All right, Theo!!!
Posted by Raptor on 13.05.05 at 19:01
Judging begins in the first Automobile Break-dancing Competition.
Posted by The Limey on 13.05.05 at 19:07
Funny thing is that the car went airborne at the Paget traffic lights....
Posted by Fourth Estate on 13.05.05 at 19:08
Carlisle Greaves on his drive home from the Office...
Posted by Not Covered on 13.05.05 at 19:09
The Driver had just stopped for another Rock! He told the Police..."The car just speed off by itself while I was in the bus shelter!"
Posted by big bad wolf on 13.05.05 at 20:10
Greaves takes his act on the road.
Posted by Jennifer on 13.05.05 at 20:10
The invisible man giving his statement to the police officer:
"Officer...I'll be honest with you. I was racing this woman they call "Spiderwoman" and the b###h cut me off!!!"
Posted by ace on 13.05.05 at 20:36
De road toads strike back!
Posted by Wali on 13.05.05 at 20:41
Its the only way I could get my boombox speakers
to kick in officer !!
Posted by Bill Cook on 14.05.05 at 08:48
"she was checking her lipstick and she lost control.... hey captain how many ps in lipstick?
Posted by David on 14.05.05 at 11:01
redefinig the word car-pool
Posted by Theo on 14.05.05 at 15:13
Hmmm this won't mean my insurance goes UP ^..^
Posted by big bad wolf on 14.05.05 at 15:54
This is one parking ticket that will be paid in full.
I will bet the hat that I'm not wearing on it !!
Posted by Bill Cook on 14.05.05 at 16:22
Policeman (to himself):
"I know it's in here somewhere...A....B...C...D.."
Posted by Martin on 14.05.05 at 17:32
The driving force behind independence.
Posted by JHB on 14.05.05 at 20:54
"we even clean your car bottom while you wait"
Posted by bermyguy on 14.05.05 at 22:58
To her insurance agent's chagrin, Mrs Jones once again demonstrates to Deloris the secret of her famous Apple Turnover.
Posted by Fraz on 14.05.05 at 23:44
"Alvin why do you always try to answer your cell phone and drive? You know your hopeless at doing two things at the same time!" ^..^
Posted by big bad wolf on 15.05.05 at 07:27
Group of Bermudians has lucky escape as car falls off back of aircraft.
Posted by The Limey on 15.05.05 at 08:56
"She is the prettiest girl in Somerset...I just could'nt take my eyes off her ass." ^..^
Posted by big bad wolf on 15.05.05 at 09:43
Those Seniors can't drive, but MAN can they PARK!
Posted by Yes Aye! on 15.05.05 at 10:09
That ship comming through the Channel did this!
Posted by terry on 15.05.05 at 16:12
but I drive better after a few beers!
Posted by kate on 15.05.05 at 16:32
The UBP is pleased to announce the frst recipient of the Jamahl Simmons Scholership for students unsure of which direction to take!
Posted by Jamahl Simmons on 15.05.05 at 17:05
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 15.05.05 at 19:59