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This week's caption competition features some of the plucky competitors in this Sunday's Agape House Rubber Duck Derby in St. George's. Entries may change the wording on the duck at the right, if desired.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam
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On the left we have the PLP Gang prepared to paddle against the UBP Big Ducks (right) in the annual Rubber Ducky Derby. The House Speaker will be at the finish line to determine the winner.
Posted by Hewey on 03.06.05 at 09:26
Note for the Royal Gazette: none of these ducks is Alex Scott.
Posted by Fourth Estate on 03.06.05 at 09:30
Goddamit! Thats the last time I pick the blind duck to win...
Posted by tong on 03.06.05 at 09:53
(Replace Agape House with 'The Man')
"... And I would like to thank Minister Farakhan for inviting me to speak here today...."
Posted by The Man on 03.06.05 at 10:08
"Mr Speaker - this place is driving me quackers".
Posted by Martin on 03.06.05 at 10:32
Two in a row,Ha Ha.Better watch your back Longtime Lurker. You may just have to Adjustah to not just Lickenalong.
Posted by Terry on 03.06.05 at 10:34
"welcome to the annual Ray Charles look-a-like contest for ducks........"
Posted by JJ on 03.06.05 at 10:35
"The opening of the new DCUK shop in Bermuda"
Posted by JJ on 03.06.05 at 10:37
The newest line of Terminators were *slightly* less intimidating than their predecessors...
Posted by TJL on 03.06.05 at 10:48
Flippin Nora!......did anyone freeze their
beak off just now?!
Posted by Moony on 03.06.05 at 11:26
Given the sucess of the "AFFLAC" Duck campaign, Minister Brown is holding auditions of his own "Pop & Sizzle" Ducks which much like most of his other ideas will do absolutley nothing for our Tourism future.
Posted by Two Cents on 03.06.05 at 11:33
Yes .....you now can buy your "I had lunch with Dr.Ewart Brown" Commemorative Duck for ONLY $2500.00
Posted by Two Cents on 03.06.05 at 11:35
Due to a typo in the local movie listings, hundreds had to be turned away from the theatres when they arrived to watch The Ducks of Hazzard.
Posted by TJL on 03.06.05 at 11:36
After a rough night of partying noone had the nerve to tell Bill his tattoo looked stupid.
Posted by tong on 03.06.05 at 11:47
I guess this bill will pass the house. It looks like the Republicans have a majority.
Posted by Ron Lacey on 03.06.05 at 12:35
If there are 40 of them, they remind me of the folks on the hill...LAME DUCK
Posted by anarchy on 03.06.05 at 13:21
PLP attempts to silence it's critics with duct tape.
Posted by Martin on 03.06.05 at 13:26
DEEP THROAT. You haven't heard a Quack from me in thirty years. Now, lets ruffles some feathers!
Posted by Terry on 03.06.05 at 13:26
Ray Charles was forced to reach back into his memory for that one steamy night of wild abandon in 1972... that night when fuck a duck became more than just a throw away exclamation of annoyance.
Posted by tong on 03.06.05 at 13:47
In support of its aspiration for nationhood, Bermuda purchases its first navy.
Posted by Fourth Estate on 03.06.05 at 13:52
"Bwana Duck and The Ducklets"....Department of Tourism's latest addition to Harbournight.
Posted by Martin on 03.06.05 at 14:03
And in Parliment today, yet another housing crisis is ducked by Her Majesty's Government (pictured).
Posted by Roach Maki on 03.06.05 at 14:37
Allright you incognito PLP bloggers
Follow Alex the Mother Ducker !
Posted by Bill Cook on 03.06.05 at 17:16
In an attempt to placate Mary Victoria and Alexandra Road residents, Housing Minister AshField DeVent today appeared at a news conference, after what many believed was a surprising absence. Said Minister DeVent: "the duck stops here!"
Posted by jake on 03.06.05 at 19:34
ScotDuck: "Heh Ewart...have you got any money we can put in the Pension Fund? They'll take cash or a cheque"
EwartDuck: "Sure Alex, plenty of money. Just tell them to put it on my Bill".
Posted by Martin on 03.06.05 at 20:27
Failed Bermuda Police Service lineup in hunt for serial blogger and humorist "Tiger Bay". Fowl play was apparently suspected.
Posted by Adjustah on 03.06.05 at 20:34
Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, "communicates" but doesn't "consult" like a duck...
Posted by Adjustah on 03.06.05 at 20:36
Though they didn't know why, many of the ducks couldn't help but feel blue, after seeing Patrice Minors' new bill
Posted by J Galt on 04.06.05 at 09:59
Galt. After his invention of the Skull cutting tool in the 1600's, Galt knew he would have have to use it more in 2005 to release hot air from the PLP.
Posted by Terry on 04.06.05 at 11:50
Viagra. It's not the size issue! Check out the smile....
Posted by Terry on 04.06.05 at 12:12
As the others readied themselves for the race ahead, johny silently choked to death, leaving all around him saddened at his loss... all that is but one.
Posted by tong on 04.06.05 at 13:05
Terry - Must be that new ginko viagra? Helps you remember, uh...what the duck you were doing?
Posted by Adjustah on 04.06.05 at 14:16
In lieu of the Cup Match Trophy, mementos are being prepared for Somerset supporters...
Posted by Andrew on 04.06.05 at 17:15
Alex
Have you noticed but since that steroid ban was enforced all our police bodyguards seem to have shrunk ?
Posted by Bill Cook on 04.06.05 at 18:52
"Ok guys....spread out. We're looking for the guy they call The Doctor"
Posted by Martin on 05.06.05 at 09:53
Scene from new movie Reservoir Ducks. "Quack! Mr Yellow? I don't want to be called that it makes me sound like a chicken. Quack!"
Posted by David on 05.06.05 at 12:15
Dewy Lewis and the News start their new tour in Bermuda!
Posted by david on 05.06.05 at 14:53
Better one duck in the hand than ten in a far away pond.
Posted by Egs on 05.06.05 at 17:03
When someone yelled duck!! Everyone looked surprised and failed to notice the wrecking ball of independance.
Posted by Egs on 05.06.05 at 17:06
Recent lab tests on ducks show blindness can occur in a small number of cases when exposed to Viagra.
Posted by Fraz on 05.06.05 at 20:46
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 05.06.05 at 22:51