Weekend Caption Competition #8
It's Friday again, so it's time for another LIB caption competition.
The original caption for the picture below was "Police recruits were in the thick of rush-hour traffic yesterday learning how to direct traffic on East Broadway". But I'm sure you can come up with something better.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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Girl farthest to the right......
You Are the Weakst Link!!!
Posted by Guy Smiley on 24.06.05 at 09:25
As part of the POP and SIZZLE campaign, the Department of Tourism brings the Village People to entertain tourists as they wait in the airport lines.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 24.06.05 at 09:32
Corpulent calves.
Posted by sleepy on 24.06.05 at 09:52
Ok ladies, now make a fist and extend your middle finger.
Posted by CB on 24.06.05 at 09:53
Full body cavity search training commenced today for new recruits.
It was determined that the best colour for the new latex gloves was white as it jibes well with the island's colonial past.
Posted by ace on 24.06.05 at 09:56
Bermuda's new on-armed police patrol are introduced to the public. "They have been selected to enforce the laws against one-armed bandits", said Randy Horton, Minister of Home Affairs
Posted by JJ on 24.06.05 at 10:03
Members of Bermuda's Michael Jackson fan club show their support for the king of pop.
Posted by jacko on 24.06.05 at 10:05
"Tell it to the hand, 'cause the face don't want to hear it."
Posted by Diane on 24.06.05 at 10:07
Premier Alex Scott was reportedly infuriated that members of the police force were practicing the royal wave on East Broadway yesterday.
Posted by jacko on 24.06.05 at 10:10
Police Academy VI: Mime's on Patrol
Posted by Adjustah on 24.06.05 at 10:12
Friendly competition with Jane Spurlings calendar girls hosp. fund raiser, all these medical personal have donned a disguise with rubber gloves while the patient is required to identify his PROCTOLOGIST , ANALY that is, no peeking! pass the vaseline.winner collects the jackpot,
caution if you see both gloved hands in front of you during the exam scream for help !
Posted by Bill Cook on 24.06.05 at 10:34
Girl, I'm getting wexed at the papparazi always trying to take our picture!!
Posted by licknalong on 24.06.05 at 10:44
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!...oh wait...its a relative...nevermind.
Posted by ours not to reason why on 24.06.05 at 10:47
Pssst... guys, the car's BEHIND you.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 24.06.05 at 11:40
Wait! You can't come in here....this is the VIP Lounge.
Posted by bar crawl on 24.06.05 at 11:58
Look how clean our gloves are :) ...a testament to allll of the hard work we've been doing (eye-rolling)
Posted by S.L. on 24.06.05 at 12:10
"STOP....In the Name of Glove"
The new Diana Ross & The Supremes Tourisim Intiative was failed from the begining
Posted by Two Cents on 24.06.05 at 12:18
The Bermuda Police show absolutely no shame when they plant gloves for evidence.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 24.06.05 at 12:23
The Michael Jackson glove went over OK, but doing the "moonwalk" was banned as too many traffic cops were inadvertantly runover by drivers that couldn't discern which way the cops were going.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 24.06.05 at 12:23
"Give me five!"
Posted by Two Cent Charlie on 24.06.05 at 12:42
New Police Officers to be armed...
Posted by Adjustah on 24.06.05 at 12:43
After holding a press conference on their methods of operation the officers were surprised to find their forensic search of the suspects house
came out surprisingly clean.
Posted by Two Cent Charlie on 24.06.05 at 13:01
the glove fits!!!
Posted by T on 24.06.05 at 13:10
ITO computer forensics squad commence their effort to nail down the true identities of Tiger Bay, Jake, Onion, and that most mysterious nom de plume of all: Guilden Gilbert, Jr.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 24.06.05 at 13:35
Given the current state of the Bermudian Heath Care Environment, Government has added extra duties to the police staff...
Who is next for their proctology exam!
Posted by featha on 24.06.05 at 14:06
Bermuda Police show support for the Michael Jackson verdict.
Posted by sleepover on 24.06.05 at 14:08
The Mickey Mouse Club - Class of 2005 Graduates
Magna Cum Loud bikes
Posted by git on 24.06.05 at 14:08
Dinky dink,
Dinky dink,
Dinky dink,
Dinky dink,
Aaaaaaa, Macarena.
Posted by Big Trouser Boy on 24.06.05 at 14:19
Police smarten up their full cavity search procedures.
Posted by Martin on 24.06.05 at 14:37
Police recruits demonstrating an advanced technique from today's class: "Body Cavity Search 101: The Inside Story".
Posted by Combat Banker on 24.06.05 at 14:45
May the Force be with you.
Posted by Martin on 24.06.05 at 15:13
'Hands up who would like to be the next police commissioner?"
Posted by Stephen Hawking's football boots on 24.06.05 at 15:43
Today's lesson:
You put your right hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
Posted by Taoist Chick on 24.06.05 at 16:03
"So now that you've passed your final exams to be Bermuda traffic cops, what are you going to do next?"
"We're going to Disney World"!
Posted by Two Cent Charlie on 24.06.05 at 16:45
The Bermudian version of "The Shocker".
(and no, I'm not explaining what the shocker is)
Posted by ace on 24.06.05 at 16:56
"The Glove Doesn't Fit ...You must accquit"
-The New Bermuda Magistrate's Handbook
Posted by Two Cents on 24.06.05 at 18:16
Hail King Alex Scott!
Posted by Shawn on 24.06.05 at 19:58
Local Police demonstrate how white their gloves are at the start of cruise ship season.
Posted by Fraz on 25.06.05 at 00:10
Yea, yea, you all look so cocky in your new uniforms and smug with your illusions of authority, but you are still only one step ahead of: "You want fries with that."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 25.06.05 at 13:53
All those in favour of getting rid of Jonathan(Smith) and George (Jackson) raise your hands!!
Posted by Colin Coxall on 25.06.05 at 15:17
As the new recruits fooled around for the camera, they were blissfully unaware of the white Peugeot behind them, speeding past at 110 kph.
Posted by The Limey on 25.06.05 at 15:28
The members of the police traffic division find another reason not to go out on patrol.
Posted by The Limey on 25.06.05 at 15:33
Following last week's Tom Cruise incident, Michael Douglas successfully persuades Bermuda's Police force to launch a "Paparazi Control Program"
Posted by Fraz on 25.06.05 at 16:21
In light of recent trial proceedings, officers have been issued orders to handle all criminals with kid gloves.
Posted by Two Cent Charlie on 25.06.05 at 18:01
See.. I can direct traffic, but please don't ask me to solve any crimes!
Posted by Amin Swan on 25.06.05 at 21:51
The Diana Ross fan club of Bermuda's Police force are caught practicing their rendition of "Stop! In the name of love" hoping to appear in the next American Idol.
Posted by Fraz on 26.06.05 at 11:31
"You need hands to show the world you're happy
And you need hands when you have to stop the bus....
But the hands that we love so dear
Are the hands that we love to hear
Are the hands that You give to us.....
Everybody holds the hands that You give to us"
Posted by Martin on 26.06.05 at 13:25
"but i said raise your left hand damnit"
Posted by kenneth on 26.06.05 at 19:36
up mine? no up yours
Posted by kenneth on 26.06.05 at 19:37
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 26.06.05 at 22:51