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Weekend Caption Competition #10

This week's caption competition features Minister of Works and Engineering Ashfield DeVent during his recent appeal for Bermudians to conserve water.


Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

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We've found Osama!

In response to Mr Grant Gibbon's talk of a lack of TRANSPARENCY ....Minister Devent confirms The PLP have finally found something to offer in support of their claims of TRANSPARENCY in their Government

Definately half empty.

Don't let teh dreads fool you children, I want you too see the distortion that drugs have on your vision. Say no to the weed children.

$50 a month for hair care?. This is all I need.Jah lives.

Ministers to undergo mandatory drug testing...

After checking the shark oil Minister DeVent decided it was all clear to go ahead and start building.

Ashfield presents what was initially discovered after undergoing a brain transplant earlier today.

Minister deVent takes the red pill.

(For all you Matrix fans out there).

Hmmm.....How can I make this into a bong?

Ashfield Devent in a statement to the RG said today:

"You see, this recently taken sample of Cabinet brain cells proves what I have always believed, i.e. we started with nothing, and we still have most of it left".

Thanks Smokey. Hillarious.

Ashfield Devent said today:

"There are some things Government is very good at - urine extraction for example. Finding a steady supply of water....now that's difficult".

After deciding that the reverse osmosis plant can't make up the much needed supply of water. Minister Devents MP Urine to Tank Water Conversion Plan" was also quickly shelved

I cant stop staring at that one wayward lock. it looks alive.

"Minister Devent consults his crystal bong"

Last seen on E-Bay:

Image of Jesus found in a simple glass of water.

Last bid: $48,500

In an effort to conserve water, Minister Devent has publicly announced his temporary switch to a much smaller bong.

caution, items may appear smaller through water.

Hey Ashfield, get it back to TCD quickly they need to pass more oversize cars.

Through the looking glass and what Ashfield found there...

Oooohhh... wanna see a neat party trick? When I hold the glass just like so, I look just like Osama!

The wayword lock is looking for hurricane Dennis. Ooh...there he is....not coming our way....damn!!!!

Government plans to import water finally collapse as the truth finally dawns on Ashfield DeVent when he realises that "Evian" is "Naive" spelt backwards.

Minister DeVent dons his stillsuite and demands an inquiry into sandworm sitings at Elbow Beach.

Save water, drink Wilde Hogge

August 31st, 2005

Mr. Ashfield de Vent met privately with a number of residents of Anchorage Road road residents after he announced plans to increase the number of units being constructed in that area. The Minister was seen walking backwards dangeling what appeared to be a glass of water in the direction of the residents as they entered the room.

In unrelated news, the island's severe water shortage continues.

Hmm looks like theres going to be a hurricane sometime soon.... better start making those temporary homes i wanted

I thought things looked 25% BIGGER in water! Dang....there goes that impotence cure.

I wonder where the yellow went?

Our consultants have confirmed that this amount of water is sufficient for a family of six for one week, so there really is no water crisis.

Minister DeVent offers the contents of his rain gauge, un-emptied since 1996, to the Limey so he can was his hands in clean water for a change.

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