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Weekend Caption Competition #12

BELCO CEO Garry Madeiros may have appeared in one of these caption competitions before, but following last week's blackout, I thought it only fitting that he should feature for a second time.

This time he's brought along executive vice president Vincent Ingham to keep him company.

Enter your best caption for the picture below. Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.


Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Photoshop entries

Cc12_1bermuda vigilante

Cc12_2bermuda vigilante

Cc12_3Imagine our surprise when the caller actually reveled himself as Thaao Dill and not the fire chief. I guess we should have verified who it was before we actually turned off the fire suppression system. Good one Thaao, you got us. J Galt

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Hmmmm. You, Limey want Alextricity in your Cave?
The only caves with lights and current are already in your area. Dig your own trench.....Your good at digging up stuff.....

Tune in tomorrow to see the two latest castoffs from "Survivor: Bermuda" tell their tales on the Morning Show...

Now Vincent to enter the "Gilbert Lopes Look-a-Like" Contest you have to at least lose that hair on top. Come on, follow Garry's example.

Gary - “I think the important thing is this report, that analysis, that investigation that’s what that investigation will raise. And that’s the whole aspect of it, to get it from someone who is independent to complete the review of what was in place, what wasn’t in place, what happened, and so we know factually, exactly what took place, how it took place and some causes and then we will remark from there.”

Vincent (Thought Bubble in a Homer Simpson voice) - "Mmmmmmmm Waffles"

Vall, sleep awn yah boat, yah gat alactriciddy thear innit?

"...and you should all feel damned lucky that we didn't go with that nuclear reactor John Swan wanted 20 years ago..."

Gary: (in response to a Press question).

"I take comfort from the bible in these difficult times, and I am particularly reminded of the saying..."Let there be light".

We deeply regret having let Alex Scott push the red button several months ago, thereby setting off this chain of unfortunate events.

"Turn off the power at Hott 107.5, you say? Excellent idea, Smithers..."

Gary: "Yes - it could be a difficult year. After all, we still have the worst of the hurricane season yet to come...but I am confident we will get through it ok".

*sighs*

look, he'll only stop punching me in the left side of the head when you start calling him Big Vinny the Vickedest.

"Disaster Recovery for Dummies, Chapter One..."

"Fire supression system? Hmmmmm, why didn't I think of that..."

Vincent thinking:

"Gary, you just keep yacking like that and I'll have your job by week's end".

After pleading 'Not Guilty', Lawyer Julian Hall, (not pictured) rushes off to get his batteries recharged.

"Black out? What freaking black out? You got me off the golf course for this? Look you want a black out I'll give you a black out. Vincent shut the whole thing down, dammit, my foursome's waiting for me."

Vincent thinking: "I knew he'd be pissed".

...so if we ALL stopped using electric razors, we might just save enough power to illuminate the 'great idea' light bulb over my head.

Warner Brothers announces the stars of its upcoming Pinky and the Brain film.

Vince: When this is over, I am sooooo gonna get wasted tonight...

Gary (a.k.a.) - Dr. Evil: My plan to take over Bermuda might have failed this time.... but I'll be back!!! (Sinister Laugh)

Vince: (a.k.a. - Mini-Me: (Nodding in agreement)

Vince thinking with smirk on his face as Gary stands in front of yet another press conference,

"Thank God it's not me"

just as Al Gore thought when 9/11 happened.....

"Look now... I called Alex first thing this morning, what more do you people want?!?!"

"Vince, I swear if you don't wipe that smarmy grin off your face you're gonna get a megawatt upside the head, mate..."

Garry: We regret to announce that Wellington Oval will be subject to rolling outages next Thursday and Friday.

Vince: Are you gone fullish, man?!? That's it... I quit!

I don't know why we have to sit here and listen to this?

Doesn't everyone have generators powering their homes?!?

The baloney has a first name, it's B-E-L-C-O..."(Please don't turn off my power...)

Gary: We understand the public's frustration with Belco. As a result I have ordered our top engineer to be the scapegoat and to punch himself repeatedly in the face.

Vincent (to himself): "Heh...another nice question...let's see if you can talk your way out of that one too Gary".

'Phillip Wells'! Give me a break...This guy can't even keep his site up to par. Gary and I call it the 'Caveman' mentality. "layers", he says, if he can get to the bottom of this one, well you know the rest, "FOUR".........

I BLAME MY CADDY !

WINCE BLAMES HIS CADDY !

BELCO =
BERMUDA
ELECTRICITY
LETS
CUT IT
OFF

Ho. Ho
BELCO=

Brtish
Expats
Love
Comfort
Overseas

Bermuda
Expects
Lectricity
Cuts
Occasionally

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