Caption competition #16
This week's caption competition is a gossip and a nag.
Enter your best caption for the picture below.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Since my wife is the one in the picture, I'm letting her judge the winners this week. She'll be announcing them on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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The new Premier, (right) heralded in under a banner of change, knows exactly what to do with the Editor of the Royal Gazette(left).
Posted by Cancundreaming on 26.08.05 at 09:13
"Local blogger beaten unconscious with digital camera after posting embarrassing photo of wife..."
You're a brave bye, Phil...
Posted by Adjustah on 26.08.05 at 09:15
Umm, shouldn't Phil be the one wearing the sign?
Posted by Tiger Bay on 26.08.05 at 09:20
*YAWN* I'm bored, this would be better if there were some tourists to watch.
Posted by Yet another limey on 26.08.05 at 10:14
If a man is alone in the forest and nobody can hear him, is he still wrong?
Posted by Curried Goat on 26.08.05 at 10:14
Just about to say Phil...
You're a braver man than I!
Posted by Combat Banker on 26.08.05 at 10:15
Here ye, Here ye
Not only is she a gossip and a nag...but the &^$%^ broke my arm!!!!
A tuppence for anyone who gets her in the head.
Posted by ace on 26.08.05 at 10:16
Mr. Scott came up with some pretty crazy ideas to show that he is "The Man".
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 26.08.05 at 10:20
"cheat on me again and i'll chop off your winky"
Posted by town cryer on 26.08.05 at 10:39
O yeh! O yeh! Come get yer POP! Come get yer SIZZLE!
Posted by Tiger Bay on 26.08.05 at 10:49
"Anyone seen my parrot....?"
Posted by Martin on 26.08.05 at 10:49
"Ok, ok...cut the crap....let's move onto the water scene".
Posted by Martin on 26.08.05 at 10:56
"He just did an all nighter posting on Limey's website. His carpal tunnel syndrome's acting up."
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.08.05 at 11:01
BMDS carry out auditions for their forthcoming pantomime...Robinson Crusoe.
Posted by Martin on 26.08.05 at 11:06
Little did Mandy know that under the Government's new "We Hate The Limey" Campaign, the punishment for actually marrying Phil was "Death By Embarassment"
Posted by Two Cents on 26.08.05 at 11:10
In todays reinactment, due to the unavailability of Mr "Alabama" Anderson, the part of the down & out "Town Drunk" will be played by Mrs. Mandy Wells a.k.a Mrs. Limey (hands Mandy a bottle of Gosling's Rum and a list of Insults to shout at unsuspecting Tourists)
Posted by Two Cents on 26.08.05 at 11:16
Mary Tucker watches patiently and wonders if she should break the other arm.....
Posted by Tiggy on 26.08.05 at 12:57
Phillip Wells appears in St Georges to promote his new Bermuda based web site, "Gossipandnag.com".
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.08.05 at 13:31
well somebodys gotta hold the baby whilst i dunk this nag.
Posted by bus guy on 26.08.05 at 13:39
gossip nag and cant cook sorry 3 strike law in effect
Posted by busguy on 26.08.05 at 13:42
She's thinking: "Go duck yourself, you pompous twit."
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.08.05 at 13:52
The case against Ms. Wells was dismissed when the prosecutor, unable to control himself, starting whistling and howling like a wolf.
Posted by TJL on 26.08.05 at 13:53
HER THOUGHT BUBBLE: "Stupid goat, you're dunking me and doing nothing about the youts causing a ruckus over at Freddie's. Makin a red herring! Bye, you're just a White Elizabethan Alex Scott!"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 26.08.05 at 13:56
Local inventor showcases his latest creation - a safety device for fainting soldiers.
Posted by TJL on 26.08.05 at 13:57
"Oh - now I get it - we 'duck' the visitors. I thought you said....(never mind)".
Posted by Martin on 26.08.05 at 14:10
"..with incessant urging to add some more pop and sizzle to the show, the Town Cryer decided to fire the wench out of the cannon instead of the usual routine..."
Posted by Flash & Bang on 26.08.05 at 15:22
"I am a gossip and a Nag after a few beers at the old white horse over there, I must confess i got too drunk last night and that and old geezer tried to get fresh with me so i had to show him what me packing in me old boxer mittins......"
Posted by Mr. Twist on 26.08.05 at 15:26
Weird looking fetish freak looks slightly bored while inbred psychotic shouts and rings bell to draw attention to Bermuda's mental health and gene pool problems.
Posted by ruby tuesday on 26.08.05 at 16:14
"Well, he certainly dresses better, and has a much more attractive beard, than my husband...."
Posted by Jonathan on 26.08.05 at 16:16
Previous night: "That's it, Phil, it's either me or Warcraft."
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 26.08.05 at 16:20
Town Crier: any minute now mandy, any minute...
Mandy: 'til what?
Town Crier: the tourists lass ! the tourists!
Posted by anon w/reason on 26.08.05 at 16:56
"OHHH-KLA-HOMA where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!"
(Nag's thoughts: "Oh man, how tedious this regional theatre stuff is...")
Posted by jbhvt on 26.08.05 at 16:59
Bermuda's precursor to it's daily newspaper the "Rag & Gossip".
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.08.05 at 17:49
God my husband has never shaved yet he's got a bigger beard then him. If only I could stroke it....
Posted by david on 27.08.05 at 08:22
Woman thinking: "He's the one with the blog, and I'm the one called the gossip, hmmmpph!"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 27.08.05 at 10:13
"He'll find out how bad he is at tying knots whey I break his other arm . . . "
Posted by Neil on 28.08.05 at 08:27
Who would like to see the wench go topless?
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 28.08.05 at 14:03
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 28.08.05 at 22:11