Weekend Caption Competition #14
This week's caption competition features Transport and Tourism Minister Dr. Ewart Brown on board the cruise ship Zenith, presenting scholarships to the recipients of this years' Royal Caribbean Hospitality Endowment Fund.
Enter your best caption for the picture below. Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop entries
Thankfully the SS Tourism had been fitted with a GPS tracking system. Once the wreck is located Dr Brown announced they would try to refloat the ship using cloth ballasts filled with carbonated gas. In another news Dr Brown was happy to announce that the Department of Tourism had managed to find a use for the surplus pop and sizzle flags and the cases of ginger beer. J Galt



That's right, each of these exceptional young people have been awarded their very own fast ferry, along with one of these qualified captains!
Posted by Lost in Flatts on 12.08.05 at 09:26
Dr. Brown: "Now listen kids don't cash the cheques until next week. I'm waiting on some funds from my latest board appointee."
Posted by Onion on 12.08.05 at 09:35
Is that the Monopoly Guy in the second row?
Posted by Purple Rain on 12.08.05 at 09:58
Dr. Brown: "Ok everyone, smile for the camera...." followed by a low, menacing, hushed wisper "....and don't forget to endorse the back of your cheques like we talked about earlier ...D..R.....E..W..A..R..T....B..R..O..W..N...."
Posted by Point on 12.08.05 at 10:00
Pictured here: Local pimp Ewart Brown surrounded by his "female escorts" and their local clientele.
Posted by Prospect on 12.08.05 at 10:06
Long-maligned minister Ewart Brown faces "Money to Study" scandal.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 12.08.05 at 10:14
Are we supposed to deposit these big things? But it won't fit in the envelope! I wonder if I can fold this piece of paper more than 12 times...
Posted by ChinaDoll on 12.08.05 at 10:49
Most attendees didn't mind paying $2500.00 to have a breakfast meeting with Dr. Brown, although there was some confusion when he asked all attendees to bring a "Big Check" with them
Posted by Two Cents on 12.08.05 at 10:53
"From the last of the big spenders".
Posted by Two Cent Charlie on 12.08.05 at 11:16
"Don't worry kids, there's plenty more where that came from, he he he...."
Posted by SmokingGun on 12.08.05 at 11:21
Transport and Tourism Minister, Dr. Ewart Brown, proudly presents Bermuda's "Blast and Dredge Ambassadors"
Posted by Darkside on 12.08.05 at 12:50
Having taken care of his immediate family and friends Ewart started making sure even the more distant rellies were ok.
Posted by tong on 12.08.05 at 12:53
Dr Brown introduces his latest scheme for bringing tourists to Bermuda by presenting checks to random tourists. The first recipients are Miss Rolanda Brown, Miss Trisha Brown, Miss Evet Brown and Miss Sharon Brown.
Posted by SmokingGun on 12.08.05 at 13:01
Now... where are you taking us for lunch, Ewart?
Posted by Phil on 12.08.05 at 13:09
As cruise line representatives met with Transport Minister Dr. Ewart Brown on board the Zenith yesterday, a hidden camera exposed the reason for the Minister's infatuation with the mega ships.
Posted by Phil on 12.08.05 at 13:15
Transport and Tourism Minister Dr. Ewart Brown clinches a deal to bring another four airlines to Bermuda.
Posted by Phil on 12.08.05 at 13:17
Cheque you later, bye!
Posted by TJL on 12.08.05 at 13:18
(in a thought bubble from each receipient)
hehe...they think I'm going to be working in the hospitality industry...they must be crazy! I'm got my resume in up at Ace.
Posted by ace on 12.08.05 at 14:43
Dr. Ewart Brown on board the cruise ship Zenith, presenting scholarships to the recipients of this years' Royal Caribbean Hospitality Endowment Fund.
Dr. Brown says "Thanks to Royal Carribean, these ladies are now generously endowed."
Posted by Combat Banker on 12.08.05 at 14:51
Found: the four people who actually waved their POP and SIZZLE flags in public.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 12.08.05 at 14:54
Dr. Ewart Brown says "You want me to do something in government? Show me the money!"
Posted by shawn on 12.08.05 at 20:33
OOOhh Dr. Brown. Your hands are ICE COLD!!!!!!
Posted by Smokey on 13.08.05 at 11:27
"Screw the checks, we only came here to meet Shaun Boater. . . Whaddya mean his name is Goater?
Posted by Rodney Dill on 14.08.05 at 18:44
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 14.08.05 at 22:56