Caption competition #20
This week's caption competition brings a week of BIC-themed posts to a close.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
"And without further ado, let me present the BIC report." - Slowhand
"Right! who put this pile of crap on my desk!" - Red Riding Hood(.)(.)
THE CREATION OF A NATION...much needed gravitas for fluffy BIC report provided by clever photo opportunity - green man
"Everything in this report is honest and truthful and is in the best interests of the Bermudian people" - Red Riding Hood(.)(.)
".... If it does not fit, you must acquit!" - Slowhand
".... If it does not fit, you must quit!" - Slowhand
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We are pleased to announce that we have found the PLP 1998 election platform. What's so funny Ewart?
Posted by Tiger Bay on 23.09.05 at 08:25
"You expect me to read THAT? I know what it says anyway..."
Posted by Adjustah on 23.09.05 at 08:26
After reading the comments on Limey, Alex wishes the dog ate HIS homework.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 23.09.05 at 08:26
"Hey look - my public approval rating..."
Posted by Adjustah on 23.09.05 at 08:29
Yoda Brown: "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say? You must unlearn what you have learned."
Lex Skywalker: "All right, I'll give it a try."
YB: "No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."
Posted by cool breeze on 23.09.05 at 08:33
I have here the names of every person who signed the Referendum Petition. They will all get a little of Ewart's special Pop and Sizzle soon.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 23.09.05 at 08:35
What you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of a Press Conference?...Well here is the toilet paper!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 23.09.05 at 08:43
Delighted with the success of his earlier comments Alex Scott decides to denounce the latest version of the Telephone Directory claiming “Folks signed this and didn’t know what they were signing, but that’s democracy.”
Posted by Bermudian in Limeyland on 23.09.05 at 08:46
Alex could not believe the size of Ewart's travel expense report...
Posted by Adjustah on 23.09.05 at 08:59
Alex calls a press conference to explain why his signature is on the BFR petition.
“When I signed this I didn’t know what I was signing, but that’s democracy.”
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 23.09.05 at 09:33
"…there have been calls in the past for petitions to be harnessed. There have been calls in the past for the public to be called in on matters like this, and that there be a commission set up or that there be an oversight set up… for petitions in Bermuda. The PLP believes that now the call is for just that. We must now begin to monitor our public…
We would expect for the Bermudians For Referendum to retract and we would expect an apology both from the BFR and the Bermudian public.”
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 23.09.05 at 09:44
"Don't you get it people? Yes, this is a petition for a referendum signed by 35% of the electorate. But they signed it as SATIRE. You people have no sense of humor."
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 23.09.05 at 09:47
Ewart - What smells like shit?
Posted by Full Fullish on 23.09.05 at 09:48
I am telling you that I did not sleep with that woman! [Ooops sorry wrong lying public leader.]
Posted by Tiger Bay on 23.09.05 at 09:48
Premier Scott points out for the press which way Bermuda's future will go post-independance
Posted by Two Cents on 23.09.05 at 09:49
How in the HELL can I read this if there aren't any illustrations?!? The pictures? Where are all the pretty pictures?!?
Posted by Full Fullish on 23.09.05 at 09:52
Oh and on a final note, my colleague Doctor Brown reminds attendees to leave their cheques right here on the front table.
Posted by Fourth Estate on 23.09.05 at 10:12
Alex - Ok who replaced the first sentence of the BIC Report with "Once upon a time....."?!? EWART!!!!
Posted by Full Fullish on 23.09.05 at 10:12
(Shh.. dude... dude... stop laughing... come one... I gotta try to make it look like we know what we're doing... pffft... cut it out. If you keep laughing, I'm gonna laugh... ok.. ok.. shhhh... *ahem*)
We, the Government of Bermuda accept (dude... cut it out... you're gonna make me lose it!) this stack of papers from... um... some guys who... uh.. gave 'em to us...
(I think I pulled it off, dude... I don't think they could tell we were stoned..)
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.09.05 at 10:21
"In an effort to ensure that people will always know what they're signing, I'm cancelling democracy."
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 23.09.05 at 10:26
I'm afraid that my assistant "Bud" couldn't be here today as he is currently working on a special project.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 23.09.05 at 10:38
God sent this document to me....Thats what Rev Lambe told me!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 23.09.05 at 10:42
Look!..that Limey in Bermuda had the nerve to send me all the printed E-mails of his web posters that are for holding a referendum!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 23.09.05 at 10:48
Ok Ewart 14,000 "guests" for your Breakfast Meeting at $2,500 per head is $35,000,000 ...whats my cut again ??
Posted by Two Cents on 23.09.05 at 10:51
Ok Ewart 14,000 "guests" for your Breakfast Meeting at $2,500 per head is $35,000,000 ...whats my cut again ??
Posted by Two Cents on 23.09.05 at 10:53
For Sale: One Premier, good condition. Never elected and rarely used.
Only purchased to replace the old model, now looking to upgrade.
Grinning political time-bomb (pictured) not included.
Posted by Adjustah on 23.09.05 at 11:10
Feeble minded half-wit points at document.
Posted by ruby tuesday on 23.09.05 at 11:12
All in favour of ignoring all findings and doing what we want anyway say Aye.
Posted by Bermudian in Limeyland on 23.09.05 at 11:14
"Well, obviously, everyone in Cabinet is as concerned as I am about the decline in my approval rating."
Posted by loki on 23.09.05 at 11:22
"Flick my BIC"
Posted by Darkside on 23.09.05 at 11:27
Emperor Alex, or Great Scott, as he's known to his peons... er... underlings... um... subjects, gets an advance look at the latest Harry Potter book.
"Now THAT is some good stuff right there! I needed some help on the big words... like "the" and "if"... but I got through it!"
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.09.05 at 11:28
"I don't care how many people sign the petition, I'm not growing my beard back!"
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.09.05 at 11:43
"I'm sorry, Mr. Hodgson, but I'm not understanding how your 'deckchairs/Titanic' metaphor relates to this document"
Posted by loki on 23.09.05 at 11:55
Strangely, it seemed that Ewart was the only one aware of the wardrobe malfunction taking place behind the podium.
Posted by loki on 23.09.05 at 12:10
"I have today been presented with this all-encompassing educational document, painstakingly researched and drafted by Bud. I mean, BIC........"
Posted by loki on 23.09.05 at 12:13
"This? This right here? This is the best work of faction money can buy!"
Posted by Firebrand on 23.09.05 at 12:16
"Does any one have the cliff notes I can borrow?"
Posted by Third Degree on 23.09.05 at 12:40
"This is a printout of every one of Bud's posts off LimeyInBermuda. Each page says exactly the same thing.
We have given scientists 60 days to try to make sense of any of the pages."
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.09.05 at 12:47
"I love it when a plan comes together!" thought Dr. Brown as he watched the Premier make an ass of himself again.
Posted by Phil on 23.09.05 at 12:50
Why is this document so long? It was only supposed to say "Yes, we should".
Posted by Stevie C on 23.09.05 at 12:52
Dr. Brown realised that after this performance, Mr. Scott's days as Premier were numbered.
Posted by Phil on 23.09.05 at 12:52
Ewart cruelly laughs at His Majesty, Alex the First's attempt at Disco Dancing.
The song?
"Jive Talking", of course!
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.09.05 at 12:55
Bow down before me!! For I am The High, the Mighty, Lord Alex! BOW LOWER!
Posted by Rincewind on 23.09.05 at 13:08
Scott: Ewart! Pull my finger!
Posted by Combat Banker on 23.09.05 at 13:14
"ERUMAH.... "
Posted by Slowhand on 23.09.05 at 15:41
Goddam it Ewart, if you can't be serious about it then who can?
Posted by Bald Eagle on 23.09.05 at 17:38
"I think that that is a trick question, Sir, because I don't believe that this is either, Sh*t or Shinola."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 24.09.05 at 18:34
"www.referendumssuck.com"
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 25.09.05 at 17:56
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 26.09.05 at 08:24