Caption competition #21
This week's caption competition is making a Splash on the dance floor.
Picture courtesy of BermyNet
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
"One for the money..." - Slowhand
His penis wasn't very big, but the CENSORED sign he carried around with him was HUGE! - Uncle Elvis
Yet another Uncle Elvis impersonator - Uncle Elvis
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He must be desperate ...His fly is down!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 30.09.05 at 08:23
Sharon was shocked to see Lance had a Mullett at both ends....
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.09.05 at 08:52
"He's got the pop part down, but he'll never get the sizzle."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 30.09.05 at 08:53
Bernice was shocked to learn that Ken played more than just the Air Guitar
Posted by Rodney Dill on 30.09.05 at 08:54
I'm tired of taking crap from people who look and dance like him
Posted by JackRabbit on 30.09.05 at 08:58
Stage VII Of Drunkeness: The belief that you have Mystical Kung Fu Powers!
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.09.05 at 09:06
A Horse, a horse...my kingdom for a horse
Posted by Two Cents on 30.09.05 at 09:12
Mattel the Toy Maker didn't realise they were making a mistake when pairing "Imported Nanny Barbie" with "Drunken Lager Lout Ken" in the Bermuda Market
Posted by Two Cents on 30.09.05 at 09:16
If only I was at home being a speccy mong board tw@t playing Warhammer 12, Revenge of the Jedi Orcs than out on the tap and about to my back doors kicked in by that weird dancey bloke.
Posted by ruby tuesday on 30.09.05 at 09:22
Barbie: That guy is a freak....i should have purchased a Dildo from The Annex and stayed home. That would have been more fun than seeing him act like a total idiot, oh my God he's scaring me!!!
Ken(singing drunk and Slurred): He's a maniac, a Maniac, on the floor, and he dances like he's never danced before....
Barbie: Note to self......Purchase toy on Monday......
Narrator: Ken gets more wasted and goes home with a drag queen.....wonder what happened when he woke up????
Posted by Captain Crunch on 30.09.05 at 09:22
Under the influence, items always appear larger than they really are.
Posted by Bundy & oke on 30.09.05 at 09:31
First cruise passengers from the new megaship arrive in St Georges.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 30.09.05 at 09:46
Frank didn't realise his mistake of taking the wrong dosage of Viagra until it was too late.
Posted by Full Fullish on 30.09.05 at 09:46
In an attempt to fight off the would-be attackers, Frank accidentally farted while performing his "Come Get Some Kung Fu Stance". The effect was, however, remarkably favorable.
Posted by Full Fullish on 30.09.05 at 09:51
Hang on a second; those are my trousers!
Posted by Stevie C on 30.09.05 at 09:56
"...There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung, He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on.."
Posted by J Galt on 30.09.05 at 10:16
Jason: Yeah, baby... you know you can't resist my Big Hair Air Guitar! I have style! I can move! I am irresistible!
Amy: That guy just peed himself!
Posted by Stevie C on 30.09.05 at 10:41
She made up her mind to go home as soon as Al started to dance.
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 30.09.05 at 10:50
"Damn you, eHarmony.com!"
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 30.09.05 at 11:32
Who let the dogs out?
Posted by shipstones on 30.09.05 at 11:39
Following up on those 'Bond' Rumours:
'Prequal to "The 40 Year Old Virgin" to be filmed in Bermuda!'
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.09.05 at 11:43
All that and no bread!
Posted by shipstones on 30.09.05 at 11:45
At that moment, she changed her mind: the death penalty WAS appropriate and necessary in certain extreme cases.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 30.09.05 at 11:50
OMG. He's a Jew.
Posted by Wickering Banker : - ) ----: on 30.09.05 at 11:53
"If you erection lasts more than four hours, you should contact your doctor... or a public relations expert."
The makers of Cialis were not kidding.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 30.09.05 at 11:54
Its what he had in the other hand that Ulrike was worried about...
Posted by Roo Juice on 30.09.05 at 11:55
Alice could not believe it John was a girl and had a Brazilian!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 30.09.05 at 12:01
Josh Brody: Perfect Wingman.
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.09.05 at 12:05
OMG...He just made a splash on the dance floor!
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.09.05 at 13:01
Johnny Barnes' new apprentice failed to impress passing commuters.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 30.09.05 at 13:28
Oh Tiger your so ORIGINAL!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 30.09.05 at 13:36
Just released from the family photo archive ...
"When Mandy first met Phil ..."
Posted by Darkside on 30.09.05 at 14:15
Alex Scott: "Seriously, is that what Tony Brannon looks like?"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 30.09.05 at 14:19
Now way that can't be.....Yes it is!!!!.....it's Joe Dirt!!!!!
Posted by Guy Smiley on 30.09.05 at 14:27
As Jane wondered if the primped and coiffured hair on his head was real, she then looked down and wondered if IT was real, too.
Posted by Tiggy on 30.09.05 at 15:29
The new actor playing "Wolverine" in the latest X-Men movie... just wasn't working out.
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 30.09.05 at 15:41
Popped & Swizzled.
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.09.05 at 17:07
While Johnny tried to show his Pop and Sizzle, Suzie discovered it was more a Plop and Fizzle.
Posted by Slowhand on 30.09.05 at 17:24
Oh shit there's a cockroach!
Posted by shipstones on 30.09.05 at 17:27
Holy double headed mamba!! When he said he had one too many I didn't think he mean't he had one too many!!
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.09.05 at 18:02
"Quick...gimme the keys to the Bog ...I'm gonna crap myself"
Posted by Mailorder Doctor on 01.10.05 at 16:50
"That's Tony Brannon?...well that explains it!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.10.05 at 16:53
Someone forgot to tell David it was NOT a Costume party!
Posted by Rincewind on 01.10.05 at 23:48
Sheila immediately regretted giving Rico her number.
Posted by spacemonkey on 02.10.05 at 00:20
And I thought 'Banana Republic' was a slur...that's the third guy I've seen with one and it's only my first week on the island!
Posted by Bald Eagle on 02.10.05 at 08:08
Tracy just rolled her eyes as Bob fibbed about the size of his catch.She knew full well it was only a 2 inch tiddler.
Posted by dom on 02.10.05 at 08:11
So You Think You Can Dance vs. Bermudian, um, Idle.
Posted by Adjustah on 02.10.05 at 09:11
Dateline - Henry's: Manuel sets back Bermuda / Expat relations back 20 years with his patented "Welcome to Bermuda, baby" groin-thrust.
Posted by Adjustah on 02.10.05 at 09:14
BMDS Announce new Christmas Pantomine: When Hairy Met Sally.
Posted by Adjustah on 02.10.05 at 09:15
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 02.10.05 at 22:13