Caption competition #23
This week's caption competition is eavesdropping on a conversation between E. Michael Jones, mayor of St. George's, and Lawson Mapp, mayor of Hamilton.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
You know, it really is nice of them to let us use their facilities as a nice tranquil setting conducive to great decision making.... now, last one to the hot tub sleeps in the bottom bunk!! - Slowhand
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Michael - "I thought I'd start dressing the part of Mayor, instead of Town Cryer anymore, Waddya think?"
Lawson - "So in leu of your Parrot, you decided to wear that tie?"
Posted by Full Fullish on 14.10.05 at 09:25
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 14.10.05 at 09:29
"Usted es El Hombre, Sr. Alcalde"
"Non non non, vous êtes l'Homme, M. le Maire"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 14.10.05 at 09:37
Michael:
"You think the pettition thing was funy - wait till you hear his excuse for the Tony Brannon fiasco."
Lawson: "I know - who in their right mind is gonna buy into that crap - oops - sorry for the language Mike"
Posted by anon on 14.10.05 at 09:37
"I find it disappointing that we don't get the recognition that Mayor McCheese gets in McDonald Land"
Posted by Two Cents on 14.10.05 at 09:42
Michael - "So if Scott calls himself 'P', I guess we're "M&M"!
Posted by Full Fullish on 14.10.05 at 09:53
Look Jones if you don't build that boardwalk I won't mess with Reid Street!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 14.10.05 at 09:58
Michael - "Tis de best of times, tis de vorst of times, tis de age of visdom, tis de age of fullishness, tis de epoch of belief, tis de epoch of incredulity, tis de season of de-Light, tis de season of de-Darkness, tis de spring of hope, tis de winter of despair, ve have every-ting before us byes, ve have no-ting before us byes, ve be all going direct to Heaven, ve be all going direct de other way . . ."
Larson - "Whacha carrin' on 'bout bye ... of course we are ... dis hur is Bermuda ... bartender another round for my aceboy"
Posted by Darkside on 14.10.05 at 10:13
Heah Lawson, I hope you have Mega ship good day!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 14.10.05 at 10:15
M - "Woohoo boy oh boy that little tiny half ah spliffs got me grinning like this".
L - "Hah, yah man see I told you it was that goodie goodie".
Posted by Ethiops on 14.10.05 at 10:25
"Let's mount a surprise challenge at the delegates conference next week. Alex and Ewart will never know what hit em!"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 14.10.05 at 10:45
As the final of the staring contest reached it’s 5th hour both men really started to regret taking advantage of the free bran muffins earlier in the day.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 14.10.05 at 11:17
As it dawned on him that he wouldn't be the winner, E Michael Jones regretted entering the "Wear Your Silliest Tie to Work Contest"
Posted by Two Cents on 14.10.05 at 11:55
"When the Mayor of Dockyard finds out he's getting the Mega ships, he's going to be ticked!" Ha ha ha ha.......
"Yeah, the Colonel's cooked on this one!" Ha ha ha ha ha.....
Posted by SmokingGun on 14.10.05 at 12:04
"..so there's his blackberry, just sitting on his desk, and in comes a mail message from Tony B, so I pick it up and, wait to you hear this next part...."
Posted by J Galt on 14.10.05 at 12:49
"Pffftt... c'mon Lawson, Royal Caribbean only offered you $100,000 to give your full support to Mega Ships?? They offered me $200k, and said I would get a free roun' de warld cruise! Those cuise ship byes must think that every politician can be bribed!"
Posted by Colourblind Bermudian on 14.10.05 at 13:29
I hear the P wants to star in the new Bond film, and he's asking the writers to name the two bad guys "Tony and The Limey"!
Posted by Smoky on 14.10.05 at 14:17
Both Mayors recently got gifts from their mother-in-laws which they show off to each other in a colour-blind support event
Posted by david on 14.10.05 at 14:17
"I'll trade you a Jinx for an Alambama."
Posted by Tiger Bay on 14.10.05 at 14:23
Michael: Yeah bye, you ain't joking, There ver some serious deals at the Smith's Tie section close out sale.
Posted by Point Finger on 14.10.05 at 14:33
"Seriously Lawson, The Limey put St. Georges on the map, think what he could do for Hamilton!"
"No thanks, Hamilton's already got it's Mapp".
Posted by SmokingGun on 14.10.05 at 14:44
"So I looked up the definition of e-commerce in Websters, changed my name to E-Lawson - what next?"
"That's it! You're a tech-savvy Bermudian e-mayor! Wasn't that easy?"
Posted by Hand Crab on 14.10.05 at 16:12
"You thought that was funny, wait till you see what the crazy Limey's got next week! That boys being a pain in the royal A. Scott!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 14.10.05 at 18:12
Mapp "I don't think many people will fall for that BS you gave the Limey about sewage"
Jones "Yeah but it was worth a try!"
Posted by Lisa on 14.10.05 at 19:21
"You sunk my cruise ship!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 14.10.05 at 19:43
No no, I got the "sent the email to the wrong person" part.... What the hell is a Blackberry?!!
Posted by Slowhand on 14.10.05 at 19:52
Together now, " Any occasion, easy persuasion, Bermudians love to drink...."
Posted by Know Thyself on 15.10.05 at 02:42
"oh darling please let me stroke your beard as I gaze into your eyes"
Posted by Rincewind on 15.10.05 at 16:56
If Papoose (the cockatoo), Michael and Lawson were running against each other, Papoose would have more votes than the other two together.
Posted by Papoose on 15.10.05 at 19:06
I know it's wide, Michael. But if I get into trouble with these lumpens in the City, I can take it off, kneel on it and paddle across to the Paget shore before they know I've gone.
Posted by Pondblogger on 16.10.05 at 11:00
"PHELPS"?!!... no, no... You have me mixed up with another Photographer/Polititian! He's up Somerset.
Posted by Slowhand on 16.10.05 at 11:11
.... so when I brought it up, he said "thats MR Phelps to you!"
Posted by Slowhand on 16.10.05 at 11:14
Jones: "Is your...is your wife a goer? Eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!"
Mapp: "I-I...I beg your pardon?"
Jones: "Your...your wife. Does she go, eh? Does she go, eh? Eh?"
Posted by Fraz on 16.10.05 at 19:42
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 16.10.05 at 21:21