Caption competition #23 winners

Oyez! Oyez! Gather round for the results of this week's caption competition!

Oh wait, he's the mayor now.

The winners were:

First: J Galt - "..so there's his blackberry, just sitting on his desk, and in comes a mail message from Tony B, so I pick it up and, wait to you hear this next part...."

Second: Full Fullish - Michael - "So if Scott calls himself 'P', I guess we're "M&M"!

Third: Yet Another Limey - As the final of the staring contest reached it’s 5th hour both men really started to regret taking advantage of the free bran muffins earlier in the day.

Honourable mentions:

SmokingGun - Michael: "Seriously Lawson, The Limey put St. Georges on the map, think what he could do for Hamilton!" Lawson: "No thanks, Hamilton's already got it's Mapp".

Tiger Bay - "I'll trade you a Jinx for an Alabama."

Point Finger - Michael: Yeah bye, you ain't joking, There ver some serious deals at the Smith's Tie section close out sale.

More of the same next Friday.

Comments

[J Galt on 17.10.05 at 18:24]

In anticipation of winning the first caption competition, I orignally wrote two acceptance speeches, this was the first time I had to write an acceptance speech so I raced down to the book store and purchased "How to write accptance speeches 101", imagine my surprise when come that monday morning, I did not win, I didn't even place for an Honourable mention, what would I so with my speeches?

I had to win, how else would I get to use them, a whole Sunday wasted pouring over some silly book and writing not one, but two speeches, ( as advised by the book) On short, one long, the book also advised that I should weave a warm and wonderful story, that would tug on the heart strings of every one that hears it (or in our case reads it)

I am presented with a bit of a problem as I can't see the readers of this site, I have no idea which one you are all in the mood for do I go with the long or the short?....

Ok I'm going with the short one:

Thank you.

....ok actually since I may never win this again I'm going to give you the long one as well:

Thank you all, very much.

[SmokingGun on 17.10.05 at 18:30]

wait to you hear this next part...." You are very welcome! I laughed heartily at not just the humour but because it was so well crafted. Very funny indeed.