Caption competition #26
I'm force-ing myself to take a break from the Bermuda-themed caption competitions this week.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Thanks to Jon for the picture.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Darth Burch: "The HRC White wash, HA!............. THATS not a white wash, THIS is a whitewash!......Boy!" - Rev. Goat
Uncle Elvis
"Now are you sure Darth Marvin? There can be no mistake this time. Is this the Uranium PU-38 Explosive Space Modulator that I'm looking for?" - Rodney Dill
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I am your father...
Posted by Somers on 18.11.05 at 08:45
Lord Vader regretted taking CURE’s advice on not separating his whites from darks
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 18.11.05 at 08:57
"No, no Death Star plans here..."
Posted by Adjustah on 18.11.05 at 08:57
Washing machine to darth - Is that a lightsabre in your pocket or are you just pleases to see me?
Posted by david on 18.11.05 at 09:09
The initial concept for R2D2 was less than impressive.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 18.11.05 at 09:10
I don't care what the Tide package says
I'll never get the Dark Side out of my whites
Posted by Two Cents on 18.11.05 at 09:12
Damn...I hate when Chewbacca uses the washing machine before me, there's fur everywhere
Posted by Two Cents on 18.11.05 at 09:13
Just a few adjustments and I'd like to see the Millenium Falcon try to out me in this.
Posted by Two Cents on 18.11.05 at 09:15
Dang, They keep making these escape modules smaller and smaller.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:15
"Now will you reveal the location of the hidden rebel base, Princess? Or do you need another cycle?"
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 18.11.05 at 09:17
Crap, I forgot to seperate the light sides from the dark sides ..
Posted by Kev on 18.11.05 at 09:18
Cold Water, Cold Water, Why is it always Cold Water?
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:18
Your lack of a rinse cycle is disturbing.
Posted by Kev on 18.11.05 at 09:18
Darth Scott and the New, Government-Sanctioned "Media Box 360"...
Posted by Adjustah on 18.11.05 at 09:19
Just as he was leaving Al's Used Droid lot, Darth realized he'd been taken by the Jawa's once again.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:19
"Hmmm, This is not the 'droid I'm looking for."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:20
One of the lesser known side effects of the Dark side of the Force, Macular Degeneration
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:22
"I Guess I shouldn't have mixed my Dark sides with my Light Sabers."
(Just another Dark/Light variation)
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:29
"The Door, you should close. Too cold in here, it is getting."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:35
Too late Darth Vader realized that Darth Citius was using a euphemism when he told Vader to clean Obi-Wan's clock.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:37
Vader had never seen a more wretched hive of soap scum and villainy.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:39
No matter what detergent Anakin tried, he just couldn't get that nasty Sith stain out of his pants.
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 18.11.05 at 09:40
"Awww, man, he mixed my colors with my whites? NOW Obiwan's failure is complete."
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 18.11.05 at 09:49
DRUDGEREPORT: Hidden camera reveals why one sock is sometimes missing from the wash. Developing...
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 09:54
Lurch comes out of the closet. Not quite what everyone was expecting.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 18.11.05 at 09:56
I wonder if this ship can reach light speed!
Posted by Big Bad Wolf ^..^ on 18.11.05 at 09:56
"I find your lack of Softener disturbing...."
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 10:26
"The Warsh is strong with this one."
(A US NorthEast colloquialism is to say Wash like with an R, not how I learned English)
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 10:38
Confused, Vader spent his early years hunting down the Rebel Appliance.
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 10:47
On the next Jerry Springer, the secret to making your Wookies soft and fluffy, without static cling
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 10:57
"Hmmmmm.... 'Wash', 'Rinse', and 'Order 66'... I wonder what that last button does?"
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 11:11
While shopping for a dryer,
Darth Vader looks at the new
"Alex Scott" Maytag model.
Known across the universe for
its perpetual Spin cycle and
ability to blow constant
hot air.
Posted by Point Finger on 18.11.05 at 11:12
"Lord of the Rinse."
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 11:19
"The Spin Cycle is now complete!"
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 11:28
After moving from the luxury of The Death Star to this new abode, Darth Vadar begins to wonder of switching to the Dark Side had been such a good idea
Posted by Two Cents on 18.11.05 at 11:32
"Hmmm Jabba the Hut said this ship could do the Kessel run in less than 10 parsecs, but I wonder."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 11:39
"These are not the undergarments I'm looking for"
Posted by Kev on 18.11.05 at 11:44
Scene from Star Wars: A Limey in Space.
"Jake, we need you here. This forum would not be the same without you. I wish there were more black posters like you here, and I commend your courage for sticking it out. But do not be foolish - understand who you are dealing with."
"I am enjoying my love here, mate."
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 11:51
"Get my Coffee! Pick up the Mail! Do the Laundry! Honestly I thought being Palpatine's new Apprentice would be more glamourous!!!"
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 12:12
"Well... if it's good enough for James Lovell..."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 12:15
As he stood before the foot and a half wide door, prepared to mate with the washing machine for the 4,237th time in his adult life, Darth suddenly understood exactly why his self-esteem was so horribly low.
Posted by Thaao Dill on 18.11.05 at 12:17
The rumours that a new Death Star was under construction were given added credence when Darth Vader was seen shopping for appliances.
Posted by Phil on 18.11.05 at 12:38
Vader never had to worry about separating his lights from his darks.
Posted by Phil on 18.11.05 at 12:38
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good washer at your side.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 12:39
Despite Alvin Williams' assertions of A Limey in Bermuda being the "Death Star of Cyberspace", Phillip Wells considered himself more the "Darth Vader of the Quickie Lickie Laundromat".
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 18.11.05 at 12:44
Do not underestimate the power of the spin cycle.
Posted by Lost in Flatts on 18.11.05 at 12:58
"Lord Vader ... Rinse!
Lord Vader ... Iron!
Lord Vader ... Fold!"
In a petulant fury, Darth realised that he had not fully considered the true meaning of Palpadine's words ... "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural."
Posted by Darkside on 18.11.05 at 13:00
"So Anakin, I hear you married Padme? How, uh, how's that workin' out?"
Posted by Adjustah on 18.11.05 at 13:01
Revenge of the Cif, anyone?
Posted by Stipachio on 18.11.05 at 13:02
Keep your blacks their blackest! Use 'Dark-Tide'!
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 13:14