Caption competition #26
I'm force-ing myself to take a break from the Bermuda-themed caption competitions this week.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Thanks to Jon for the picture.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Darth Burch: "The HRC White wash, HA!............. THATS not a white wash, THIS is a whitewash!......Boy!" - Rev. Goat
Uncle Elvis
"Now are you sure Darth Marvin? There can be no mistake this time. Is this the Uranium PU-38 Explosive Space Modulator that I'm looking for?" - Rodney Dill
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Darth Vader, a government consultant, inspects the (newly independent) Bermuda defence fleet.
or
"They cant possibly expect me to fit in this escape pod, damn those defence cutbacks!"
Posted by Walla on 18.11.05 at 13:17
BusinessWeek: Continuing with it's expansion Wal-Mart has opened it's first store in space on the Death Star.
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 13:23
Anakin deeply regretted his decision to become
Martha's new apprentice.
Posted by Darkside on 18.11.05 at 13:35
"Oh Sith, it shrunk my tighti-whities!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 13:52
Darth faces the cruel realization that the Dark side isn't so glamorous.
Posted by Third Degree on 18.11.05 at 14:01
The PLP turn to a trusted adviser to do their dirty work.
Posted by Third Degree on 18.11.05 at 14:03
"I could have sworn that damn Stargate was around here somewhere!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 14:19
2075 Mobylette AV88
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 14:23
Wait a minute... I don't have any legs! Why am I washing my pants?!?
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 14:38
EASY FINANCING!?! Impressive, most impressive....
Posted by Combat Banker on 18.11.05 at 14:43
I could make a really cool podracer from these babies.
Posted by Darkside on 18.11.05 at 14:56
I wonder if I can put the helmet in as well......
Posted by JJ on 18.11.05 at 14:58
Over time security levels relaxed at the Terrorist prison, at Gitmo, and even Darth Vader was allowed Conjugal visits.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 18:45
Hmmm, compact. It could be a Space InVader.
Posted by Tim Taylor on 18.11.05 at 18:52
"And here's a Maytag Twin Washer and Dryer from the early 2000's.
Some guys collect cars or motorcycles, I collect appliances...."
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 19:23
Obviously this is not what I was expecting.
Posted by island dweller on 18.11.05 at 19:46
Yoda, get out of there.
Posted by island dweller on 18.11.05 at 19:47
Browsing at the Droid Sex Shop Darth Vader suddenly began to feel quite inadaequate.
Posted by ace on 18.11.05 at 19:57
Col. D. Vader_ "Damn I hate laundry days, what I wouldn't do for a good house n..... right now.(oops, did I just say the 'd' word?)"
Posted by Slowhand on 18.11.05 at 20:18
A victory for the Buy Bermuda campaign!
TIC, Bill
Posted by Bill on 18.11.05 at 20:24
"Dr Who I pressume".
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.11.05 at 20:29
"Jees . . . if Palpatine would just wear his Depends I wouldn't need this confounded breathing apparatus on wash day."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.11.05 at 20:58
who would think clothes from the Dark side could get so dirty!!
Posted by Rincewind on 18.11.05 at 23:59
Luke, I know I told you I was your father, but putting yourself in the washing machine is NOT going to wash the Darkside of the force out of you!
Posted by Rincewind on 19.11.05 at 00:02
I knew I should have checked my pockets before I put my clothes in the wash! Now the plans for the new Death Star are F*&ked!
Posted by Rincewind on 19.11.05 at 00:04
Darth Vader wondered why some UBP members put themselves in the machine with bleach.
Posted by Red Riding Hood(.)(.) on 19.11.05 at 00:07
I'll show Burch what a house n**ger really is.
Posted by smoky on 19.11.05 at 00:13
okay Burch you can come out now....next time you call me a "house -----" I am going to iron you!
Posted by The Real RRH ( . )( . ) on 19.11.05 at 09:31
May the colourfast be with you
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 19.11.05 at 09:45
"P" looking for a new spin?
Posted by Yzerman on 19.11.05 at 11:06
I've always thought there were too few women on The Dark Side. Time to call Pelosi again and ask she has a good dry cleaner.
Posted by Maggie on 19.11.05 at 11:49
Darth searches for the IBuzz adapter.
Posted by Maggie on 19.11.05 at 13:00
Darth shows off his new cloak of the colour (black) pants left in wash. For all you Eddie Izzard fans...
Posted by david on 19.11.05 at 14:34
I knew 'Pro-Active' couldn't build me a new Death Star for that price they quoted, they couldn't build a senior high school, what made them think they could build a Death Star.
Posted by Two Cents on 19.11.05 at 14:40
Hmm, just as I thought. Made in China.......
Posted by SmokingGun on 19.11.05 at 15:01
Laundry day always pleases Alex Scott for he can once again break out his Halloween costume and showcase his true dark side.
Posted by Denis on 19.11.05 at 16:48
Darth Vader, the PLP's newest politician, quizzes the laundry salesperson:
"Why is detergent not also offered in the color black? Does that not discriminate against the dark side?"
Posted by Denis on 19.11.05 at 17:04
Realizing even laundry day isn't a good excuse for his Halloween costume, Grant Gibbons continues on his wayward quest in attempt to understand what it's like to be black.
Posted by Denis on 19.11.05 at 17:19
Consumer Reports realized that they'd taken the whole "Secret Shopper" thing slightly too far.
Posted by Fraz on 19.11.05 at 18:37
Darth Varder prepares for the the first shoot after the news that Star Wars was going to become a soap series!
Posted by Dl on 19.11.05 at 20:12
Light Sabre: $100,000
Lessons from Jedi Master: $1 million
Deathstar: $100 billion
Getting darks clean in the cold wash: Priceless.
Posted by Fraz on 19.11.05 at 23:48
Darth - "Oh how I miss Padme!"
Posted by Full Fullish on 20.11.05 at 08:31
Paula Cox, seen here, demonstartes how her ministry have taken steps to stop "Money Laundering".
Posted by Full Fullish on 20.11.05 at 08:41
"Do you speak Bocce?"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 20.11.05 at 12:18
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 20.11.05 at 19:24