Caption competition #30
This week's caption competition features PLP Senator Lt. Col. David Burch. UBP house niggers should feel free to enter as many captions as they please.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Due to Friday's TypePad problems, winners will this week be announced on Monday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
The New Confident Black Man - thisgrassman
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Alright let's have a show of hands... who's for Renee's Private Members Bill...
Posted by Mickey on 17.12.05 at 00:39
The other One Fingered Salute....
Posted by Adjustah on 17.12.05 at 07:10
"One! Singular sensation
Every little step he taaaakes...."
Posted by Adjustah on 17.12.05 at 07:20
Hands up if you're a part of a racist regime!
Posted by terry cloth on 17.12.05 at 07:40
"As part of this Government's new 'Field and House' initiative, if you are designated 'field', you will wear one of these green wristbands. Ms. Gordon-Pamplin, you will note, is wearing a white wristband....."
Posted by loki on 17.12.05 at 08:07
Sporting his brand new "I love honkeys" bracelet, Burch was caught saying "They are number 1 in my book!"
Posted by Full Fullish on 17.12.05 at 08:35
In what will become a historical moment in time, Burch confess to being abducted by aliens and "forced" to submit to anal probing.
Posted by Full Fullish on 17.12.05 at 08:41
"House niggers is, of course, a term of endearment favoured by Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde."
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 17.12.05 at 09:08
"Must I remind all my fellow PLP Ministers that if we are to remain Number 1 we must treat everyone else like Number 2. No matter what colour they are."
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.12.05 at 14:13
"Oh yes, one more thing. You see that picture behind me. That's my friggin' land now. So none you sum' bitches even think about touching it."
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.12.05 at 14:35
"I swear it was Jennifer who made me wear the dreads. See, dreads all gone. Now I look like The Man."
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.12.05 at 14:40
See I had the surgeon pull the skin up so tight and now I look honest and sincere!
Posted by Rincewind on 17.12.05 at 15:25
D.R.E. ?
I aint afraid of D.R.E I wrote the book on D.R.E !
Bring it on !
Posted by Bill Cook on 17.12.05 at 16:28
After a series of nonsensical outbursts the press only agreed to return to the room if Burch agreed to raise his hand before speaking.
Posted by Walla on 17.12.05 at 17:33
Let me start by saying that I will only allow one question from the press, and it had better be nice!
Posted by RedOnion on 17.12.05 at 17:46
Das alte Jahr sein rüber. Ein Neues kommt. Mag es des Glückes, des Segens und des stolzen Sieges, als kein weniger volles sein dauern Sie! danke mein Führer
Posted by Yzerman on 17.12.05 at 19:35
I told the surgeon I did not want to overdo the face lift.
So he said "you wont be pretty or you wont be oogly"
You'll just be PRETTY OOGLY !
Posted by Bill Cook on 17.12.05 at 20:31
I'm only going to say this one more time!The word is 'GAY'. Faggot, Homo and Brown Nose are very offensive terms and have no place in this house.
Posted by BendyWendy on 17.12.05 at 20:58
All those in favor of house nigger holocaust say "I"
-Tired of Politics
Posted by Tired Of Politics on 17.12.05 at 21:48
"Samson? Who's that? Cut off his locks, you say? Wot happend? Hey, you! Wot happend next to him?" Maybe he wasn't wearing a green bracelet? A giant, you say? An amoral giant? Hah! The Man, just like me! Um...just like I wanna be, I mean. Okay, wot happend to him when his locks got cut off?"
Posted by Raptor on 18.12.05 at 07:43
"Please sir, can I have some more radio time?!"
Posted by James on 18.12.05 at 08:04
Fo' Shizzle, my Nizzle.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.12.05 at 09:53
I will only say this once, so listen and listen carefully..
If George Bush doesn't like black people, then i dont need to like white people, and The Premier and Cabinet will support me fully in that position.
Posted by sandy on 18.12.05 at 15:11
Im not pointing im adjusting my new face lift and furthurmore,
I didn't say "House Nigger" what I said was in fact: "I love Mickey Mouse and Tigger".
Posted by BusGuy on 18.12.05 at 15:25
Now don't interrupt me....this is not my radio show...........
Posted by Martin on 18.12.05 at 15:38
NOW WE ALL WILL SING THE CHORUS OF THE INDEPENDENCE SONG. REPEAT AFTER ME "All MY NIGGAS IN THE HOUSE SAY HEYYYYYYYY HOEEEEEE"
Posted by BusGuy on 18.12.05 at 19:39
"The man upstairs has told me I can say what ever I like"
Posted by Rincewind on 18.12.05 at 20:28
"axcuse me sir, I gotta go P-P"
Posted by Rincewind on 18.12.05 at 20:33
No, as Goverment's official Superman, I can catagorically say that Green Kryptonite no longer affects me. And to prove it...
Posted by Tim Taylor on 18.12.05 at 20:40
Responding to the reporter's question, Col. Burch, proudly displayed his elbow, his eyes glistened and seemed to look to a far away place as he sighed, "I learnt the difference in my first boot camp"
Posted by J Galt on 19.12.05 at 09:23
OK everyone, after me!!
"Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. They have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ..."
Posted by Tiger Bay on 19.12.05 at 09:28
Anyone for a prostate exam?
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 19.12.05 at 09:47
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not nigger was stirring not even Ewart or Alex the louse. The coffers were hung by Berkerly with care in hope that the Col. would soon be there.
Posted by Dr Doom on 19.12.05 at 10:06
"and when Uncle Alex made me a House Minister, he gave me a shiny new 4x4 with a big flashing yellow light on top [wiggles finger] so I can get the people's business done faster"
Posted by Fourth Estate on 19.12.05 at 11:16
Confucius says:
Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finga...
Posted by Git on 19.12.05 at 12:02
I promise you this: I could take that beyotch Renee in a catfight any time any day
Posted by Tiger Bay on 19.12.05 at 13:47
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 20.12.05 at 09:11