Caption competition #32
This week's caption competition sees the Premier and Hamilton mayor Lawson Mapp doing some shopping on the Logos.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Because of the Bank Holiday, winners will be announced on Monday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
P's keepers are pleased to see him notice the "Premiere"(sic) book section setup in advance of his visit. - Ride The Cliche
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Alex and Lawson contemplate how best to give local retail business a massive reaming for the holidays.
Posted by loki on 30.12.05 at 08:18
Mr. Scott searches in vain for a colouring book which includes people who look like him, despite the Mayor's insistance that they all start out white.
Posted by TJL on 30.12.05 at 08:39
"No words, lot's of pictures - yep, this should sell just fine here. You must understand that a large percentage of the voting population can't read: why else would they have signed that crazy petition supporting a referendum for independence??"
Posted by Striker on 30.12.05 at 08:45
Lawson this was a great idea.
I am looking for something nice to give to our advisors and policy setters at both Mother Goose and Tiny Tots Nurseries and this stuff is rivetting !
In fact there are a few in cabinet that would also love this stuff esp. the big ones with the pictures in them
Posted by Bill Cook on 30.12.05 at 09:08
Ahhh, here it is: "Breaking My Own Immigration Laws For Dummies"
Posted by hotspur on 30.12.05 at 09:09
T.. T.. Th.. The Bi.. Big Red B.. B.. Bus.
I don’t know Lawson, I’m a man of the people, and if my people can’t get through high school I don’t see why I should either.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 30.12.05 at 09:26
I'm tired of crayons that don't look and sound like me!
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 09:30
As the Premiere flipped through a copy of his favourite book, "The Little Dictator Who Could", those nearby could hear him quietly sounding out the words "I think they can't. I think they can't. I think they can't."
Posted by silencedogood on 30.12.05 at 09:31
After months of searching, P finally finds the source material for the BIC Report.
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 09:32
P: "Now I see why we only have a 53% High School Graduation Rate! These B.S.S.C. final exams are WAY too hard!"
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 09:35
After carefully disguising his copy of Penthouse Forum by jacketing it in a colouring book, the Premiere settled in for a little Alex-time.
Posted by silencedogood on 30.12.05 at 09:37
"And over there, Mr. Premier, we have a section on 'Satire'."
"Never heard of him..."
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 09:38
Lawson: Hey, that’s the 8th book you’ve read, in Hamilton you’re only allowed 7 stories.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 30.12.05 at 09:44
Now Alex if we buy you a new colouring book, promise Uncle Lawson that you'll try and use all the colours in the box, not just the black & white crayons, and try to stay inside the lines
Posted by Two Cents on 30.12.05 at 09:51
Premier Scott preps for tonights latest round of legislative debate in the House.
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 10:03
"Look Lawson, it's Renee's new book..."
Posted by Adjustah on 30.12.05 at 10:03
New 'Easy-To-Read' BIC Report released today...
Posted by Adjustah on 30.12.05 at 10:05
Apols to Adjustah...
Renee's new book entitled: "Dora de Saxual Axplora"
Posted by Combat Banker on 30.12.05 at 10:21
"Wow, I haven't seen a Strawberry Shortcake coloring book since..."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 30.12.05 at 10:22
"Ok, I understand the importance of bringin' up young-uns, but did they have to title it -- The Premier also goes Poo
Posted by Rodney Dill on 30.12.05 at 10:24
I do not like this Referend’am
I do not like it
The Man, I am
I do not like what they say
Didn’t know what they were signing anyway
Perhaps Ashfield, I should demote
But I can not, must not, let them vote
I will not email on a plane
I will not email on a train
With P’s wit I shall enthrall
Holy Crap! I hit ‘Reply All’
This Loyalist movement I must douse
But first I’ll renovate my house
I do not like this Referend’am
I do not like it
The Man, I am
Posted by Adjustah on 30.12.05 at 10:31
Lawson explains the big words to Alex.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 30.12.05 at 10:45
Lawson:
P you need to find a book by THOMAS Hobbes...not Calvin & Hobbes is you are looking for new quotes.
Posted by ace on 30.12.05 at 11:12
Ace, are you implying that P is "nasty, brutish and short"? ;]
Posted by Tiger Bay on 30.12.05 at 11:17
"What the heck!? How did this book from Tony Brannon get in here??"
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 11:47
P: (singing)Buyyyyy BerMUDA... Mmmmm P likes that song...
Mr. Mapp: Um... P? You do know what that song is for, right?
P: Huh? It means something? I just thought it was catchy. (Singing again) BUYYYY BERMUDA!
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 30.12.05 at 12:20
Asshole reads book.
Posted by loki on 30.12.05 at 12:26
After buying "The Prince" and "Mein Kampf", Alex decided to pick up one final book to assist him in governing the country, exclaiming, "Well, the first two will certainly aid me in governing the country, but I want something to help me in talking to the electorate like they're children, you see...."
Posted by loki on 30.12.05 at 12:35
Fascinating. So this Humpty Dumpty fellow fell, couldn’t get up and no one could fix him! Lawsy, I think we need to create an Independent Commission to… blah blah… ZZZzzzzz
Posted by hotspur on 30.12.05 at 12:43
Whilst aboard the Logos II, Alex takes time to pick out texts for Cedarbridge's fifth year English Literature syllabus.
Posted by loki on 30.12.05 at 12:48
"Hey P, your ship finally came in."
"Yes, but it's full of crap. When they said they wanted to send me a boat load of printed paper to help build the house of god I thought it was something I could use for Clifton."
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 12:54
Lawson: "To answer your question Alex - I don't think they do a Premiers Primer in the Janet & John series".
Posted by Martin on 30.12.05 at 13:18
See Lawson? A WHOLE SHIP full of books and not one of them has anything about other countries using referendums to decide independence. Hand me that one there, I'll show you....
Posted by DrummerBoy on 30.12.05 at 13:21
P: Hey! Here’s one! It clearly says ‘Janet didn’t like the look of John’s Uncle’, there it proves I wasn’t racist.
Lawson: Fine, whatever, but did we have to go through every book on the ship.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 30.12.05 at 14:03
The cheque from the captin must me in one of these books.
Posted by Dr Doom on 30.12.05 at 14:12
"No they aren't coloured books, they're colouring books."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 30.12.05 at 18:20
P: Lawson, keep looking, they must have a National Geographic here with them nekkid lady pics.
Posted by RedOnion on 30.12.05 at 18:23
"Hey Lawson, you ever get that sinking feeling?"
"Yup, every time I'm with you."
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 18:27
"Hey Lawson, so when does this ship sail?"
"No idea. Why do you ask? Do you want to be on it?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 18:31
"Hey Lawson, what's that god awful racquet I hear?"
"I think it's Uncle Elvis across the street."
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 18:34
"Hey Lawson, tell SmokingGun to shut up."
"SmokingGun, shut up!"
Have a great and wonderful Happy New Year's Everyone!
Posted by SmokingGun on 30.12.05 at 18:38
Bother" said Pooh realising he had misread the instructions.
Posted by Steve on 30.12.05 at 18:44
Oh....It's Pee...not Pooh....sorry
Posted by Steve on 30.12.05 at 18:46
Hey Lawson, they even have that book Ewart was complaining about receiving; On Bulls--t by Harry Frankfort.
Posted by BigZee on 30.12.05 at 20:56
Browsers are shocked as the Dick and Jane pop-up book proves a little too, well, pop-up.
Posted by Tim Taylor on 30.12.05 at 21:01
Alex: "Heh Lawson...who needs a speech writer. Everything you need is here in these books".
Lawson: "Really...give me an example".
Alex: "Ok....here's a good opening line......Once upon a time..."
Posted by Martin on 31.12.05 at 10:06
"Well the reading material's here, but are you sure this is the poop deck?"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 31.12.05 at 16:49
P gets ideas for his next public apology from Alice in Wonderland
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 31.12.05 at 19:14
The PM, finding Logos carried his favorite line of books, realized that local book stores were, in fact, rather lame.
Posted by Fraz on 31.12.05 at 22:30
The more time Alex spent aboard the ship, the harder it became for Bermuda's residents not to send the ship somewhere else, just slightly earlier than originally scheduled.
Posted by Fraz on 31.12.05 at 22:32
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 02.01.06 at 16:36