Christmas caption competition
This week's caption competition has a festive theme.
Enter your best captions for the picture below.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Tuesday 27 December.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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"I love the smell of napalm on Christmas morning..."
Posted by The Limey on 23.12.05 at 08:07
The latest terror suspects bound for Guantanamo were alledged to have been flying over US airspace and leaving suspect packages in residential areas.
Posted by Stevie C on 23.12.05 at 08:13
After witnesses reported that "The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teetch/And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath," Larry Mussenden called for the immediate harrasment of Santa Claus by the community.
Posted by TJL on 23.12.05 at 08:40
Once again, Osama's cunning disguise allowed him to escape capture.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 23.12.05 at 08:57
Having been on the look out for foreign men in bulkly clothing, carrying packages, the US military moved in for the kill.
Posted by loki on 23.12.05 at 09:08
Operation Jumbo Drop was once again deemed a success.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 23.12.05 at 09:27
David Burch immediately decried the privileges of the "House Santa" and demanded the elves join the PLP.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 23.12.05 at 09:29
Landing his new Reindeer on the roof arose more than just a clatter.
Posted by Combat Banker on 23.12.05 at 09:43
After it was discovered that he failed to secure a work permit and declare the presents he was carrying Santa Claus was held at the airport by Bermuda Immigration pending his return to the North Pole.
Posted by Two Cents on 23.12.05 at 09:46
Trying to restore faith in the US government after the WMD debacle, George Bush orders the detention of Santa Clause to end the whole - is he real debate.
Posted by Walla on 23.12.05 at 09:57
No longer satisfied with just the same old lump of coal... Santa now delivers the Really Naughty straight to heck, with his new specially equipped AC-130 Spectre with a twin 20mm Vulcan Canon, 40mm Bofors Canon, 105mm Howitzer, and a 25mm Gatling Gun. With all this mounted on the left side of the aircraft, Jolly Old St. Nick can circle over those Naughty Naughty Children and throw down yuletide punishment with uninterupted impunity. Joy to the World! Hoorah!
Posted by Combat Banker on 23.12.05 at 10:06
Mr. and Mrs. Claus were detained by the US military briefly yesterday after satellite surveillence revealed the couple joyriding and attempting to join the "mile high" club prior to the Christmas Eve "rush".
In a related story Google Earth has approached the National Enquirer with some rather revealing photographs of the event in question.
Posted by ace on 23.12.05 at 10:16
Stargate SG-1 writers finally run out of ideas...
Posted by Adjustah on 23.12.05 at 10:29
Tim Burton's movies just kept getting more and more surreal...
Posted by Adjustah on 23.12.05 at 10:46
At the end of his Bermuda rounds Santa finds he still has two presents to deliver, a keyboard without a caps lock key and a dictionary of Shakespearian English. Now who could they be for?
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 23.12.05 at 10:46
The new HSBC mascot and all the might of the US Air Force could still not convince Bermudians that they needed to #$%& up their historical landmarks...
Posted by Adjustah on 23.12.05 at 11:13
Although Mrs. Claus looked remarkably like Stuart from the North Pole mail room, if you know what I mean, Santa still wouldn't support Renee's Bill.
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 23.12.05 at 11:17
Ewart's been such a good boy this year I have decided to give him the WMD's he requested.
Posted by Dr Doom on 23.12.05 at 11:26
When Santa realized that current energy prices meant his traditional practice of putting coal in stockings might actually encourage bad behavior this year, he decided to step things up and start using cluster bombs.
Posted by silencedogood on 23.12.05 at 11:30
In order to keep their dangerously liberal northern neighbours in line, the US airforce opted not to use Shock and Awe...instead going for the more personnel friendly Shock and Clause approach.
Posted by Tong on 23.12.05 at 11:33
When an embarrased Department of Immigration noticed that Santa had been on a work permit to deliver toys to Bermuda since 1604 and was presssured to deny his renewal this year for fear Kris Kringle would apply for status, Santa decided to storm the island. Toys N Stuff has deployed its green army men in response.
Posted by silencedogood on 23.12.05 at 11:36
Mrs Claus (looking happy after a 7 mile high experience) told reporters at the airport...
"Santa only comes once a year - but when he does, he fills my stockings up".
Posted by Martin on 23.12.05 at 11:37
As soon as same sex marriages were legalized in the magical realm, Harry Potter and Dumbledore immediately booked the North Pole theme wedding they'd been dreaming about since their first kiss 45 years earlier.
Posted by Thaao Dill on 23.12.05 at 12:00
The corporation of Hamilton have requested that the government refuse Santa a work permit this year as it would adversely affect the buy Bermuda campaign.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 23.12.05 at 12:16
With the high cost of jet fuel, Bush is bummin a ride to Bahgdad on Santa's sleigh.
Posted by SmokingGun on 23.12.05 at 12:24
In his never ending effort to bring more tourists to Bermuda, Ewart Brown announced today a new flight from the North Pole. This will run on an annual schedule.
Posted by SmokingGun on 23.12.05 at 12:27
Santa admonishes paparazzi photographer for snapping an unauthorized picture of his wife's white muff.
Posted by Philip Barnett on 23.12.05 at 13:36
"Ho Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas to you all!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 23.12.05 at 18:23
Santa was taken into custody early Christmas Day after invading Bermuda airspace without a valid work permit, and having failed to complete a Customs Duty Declaration.
George Bush was forced to send in the Air Force as he stood toe-to-toe with Col Burch who demanded the "fat old white man" stand trial for his actions.
Posted by Beez on 27.12.05 at 13:23
"I'm sick and tired of always getting crap from people who look and sound like Santa Claus" P.
Posted by SmokingGun on 27.12.05 at 13:45
Unable to contain and transport the immense amount of coal in his sleigh, Santa rents out a C-130 from the US Airforce, in order to give "P" and Burch their Christmas present.
Posted by Full Fullish on 27.12.05 at 14:09
Santa and Mrs. Clause were stunned when stopped at the airport for sporting gang colours. "They searched me cause they thought I was packin" said a bewildered Santa.
Posted by Full Fullish on 27.12.05 at 14:20
Santa:
You...yes you...the BET guy.
I'd appreciate it if you could pass on to your announcers and guests that I do not appreciate Mrs. Claus being referred to as my "HoHoHo".
Posted by ace on 27.12.05 at 17:42
Just dropped off the last WMD in Bagdad, that is what baby gorge wanted in his letter wasn't it?
Posted by david on 27.12.05 at 17:49
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 27.12.05 at 18:41