Christmas caption competition winners

Santa's gone for another year, and so has the annual LiB Christmas caption competition.

The winners were:

First: Philip Barnett - Santa admonishes paparazzi photographer for snapping an unauthorized picture of his wife's white muff.

Second: Stevie C - The latest terror suspects bound for Guantanamo were alleged to have been flying over US airspace and leaving suspect packages in residential areas.

Third: silencedogood - When Santa realized that current energy prices meant his traditional practice of putting coal in stockings might actually encourage bad behaviour this year, he decided to step things up and start using cluster bombs.

Honourable mentions:

Yet Another Limey - The corporation of Hamilton have requested that the government refuse Santa a work permit this year as it would adversely affect the buy Bermuda campaign.

Martin - Mrs Claus (looking happy after a 7 mile high experience) told reporters at the airport: "Santa only comes once a year - but when he does, he fills my stockings up".

Two Cents - After it was discovered that he failed to secure a work permit and declare the presents he was carrying, Santa Claus was held at the airport by Bermuda Immigration pending his return to the North Pole.

Disagree? Nominate your own winners in the comments.

Comments

[Rodney Dill on 27.12.05 at 20:18]

All good, but I have to agree,
Philip Barnett's is the top.

[Lisa on 27.12.05 at 21:23]

1) Stevie C

2) Two Cents

3) Yet another limey

[Two Cents on 27.12.05 at 21:29]

Lisa.

Thanks for the vote !

[Philip Barnett on 28.12.05 at 10:53]

...sniff...

Deeply, deeply honoured...

[silencedogood on 28.12.05 at 16:54]

I feel like Susan Lucci, or an apprenti. ;)