Caption competition #32 winners

It's time to turn the final page on this week's caption competition.

The winners were:

First: Adjustah -

I do not like this Referend’am
I do not like it
The Man, I am
I do not like what they say
Didn’t know what they were signing anyway
Perhaps Ashfield, I should demote
But I can not, must not, let them vote

I will not email on a plane
I will not email on a train
With P’s wit I shall enthrall
Holy Crap! I hit ‘Reply All’

This Loyalist movement I must douse
But first I’ll renovate my house
I do not like this Referend’am
I do not like it
The Man, I am

Second: loki - Whilst aboard the Logos II, Alex takes time to pick out texts for Cedarbridge's fifth year English Literature syllabus.

Third: TJL - Mr. Scott searches in vain for a colouring book that includes people who look like him, despite the Mayor's insistence that they all start out white.

Honourable mentions:

Yet Another Limey - Lawson: "Hey, that’s the 8th book you’ve read, in Hamilton you’re only allowed 7 stories."

Combat Banker - Lawson: "And over there, Mr. Premier, we have a section on 'Satire'". Alex: "Never heard of him..."

Ride The Cliche - P's keepers are pleased to see him notice the "Premiere"(sic) book section set up in advance of his visit.

Congratulations to Adjustah for his homage to Dr. Seuss, which although not a caption as such was just too good to award anything other than first place.

Disagree? Nominate your own winners in the comments.

Comments

[Lisa on 02.01.06 at 20:27]

Ride The Cliche's photoshop entry was simply BRILLIANT. Should have won IMO.

I was thinking of one that goes something like "The real reason the Logos II arrived in Bermuda, was to deliver government propaganda in the form of children's books... Premier Alex Scott checks out one of his favorites entitled "something funny" - where children are instructed to colour in ... I don't know - hilarious stuff about the government " but I couldn't finnish it off in the hysterically funny way I wanted to so... there you go. No prizes for me.

L.