Caption competition #33
This week's caption competition is for the birds.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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Wolfgang unveils new attraction: big boobies at the Aquarium.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 06.01.06 at 08:30
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"um um..AFFLAC"
Posted by Two Cents on 06.01.06 at 08:59
"BYE-FAC"?
Posted by Combat Banker on 06.01.06 at 09:05
Limey sinks to new low to prop up readership, and posts pictures of Old Men playing doctor with Dirty Birds....
Posted by Combat Banker on 06.01.06 at 09:16
New UBP secret plan: training rather large birds to crap all over GP01.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 06.01.06 at 09:24
Unknown to Alfred, things were about to take a Tern for the worst.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 06.01.06 at 09:26
Bob smiled at the thought of giving "P" the bird.
Posted by Full Fullish on 06.01.06 at 09:31
Upon being challenged with not having Testicular Fortitude, George, with a smug look, put it all out on the table by stating that "My bird is bigger than yours!"
Posted by Full Fullish on 06.01.06 at 09:40
In a startling move, the UBP presented it's new mascot, Willie the bird. Upon seeing the PLP's so called "Testicular Fortitude" Willie put his head down and laughed.
Posted by Full Fullish on 06.01.06 at 09:43
"What a small pecker you have"
Posted by Nobody really on 06.01.06 at 09:55
Bird: Mmmm - this guy's a bit of alright - he even brought my lunch.
Posted by Martin on 06.01.06 at 09:57
Seagulls is practically Chickens.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 06.01.06 at 10:01
For the last time you idiot ...I am not a Dodo !!
Posted by Two Cents on 06.01.06 at 10:03
"Psst. Dave. Holding your hands like that does nothing to conceal your wang."
Posted by Thaao Dill on 06.01.06 at 10:22
"Hey, bird! How you sound?"
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 06.01.06 at 10:24
2nd Word..Sounds like wing ??
The inter-species charades tournament was off to a flying start.
Posted by Two Cents on 06.01.06 at 10:28
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Posted by Yet Another Limey on 06.01.06 at 10:52
Newly independant Bermuda - Bermuda Airforce recruitment day:
Man to bird - "Sir, i am terribly sorry but you dont have a chance, you just dont look at all like him!"
Posted by Walla on 06.01.06 at 10:57
"This is going to be one for the scrap book Doc, i told you it would look great once you colour coordinated you shirt with my beak."
Posted by Walla on 06.01.06 at 11:03
"What the hell did you just stuff me with?!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 11:41
Dr. Wingate debates the moral implication of cloning versus inbreeding, but the real question is, why is the bird in his kitchen??
Posted by Beez on 06.01.06 at 11:52
Expat bird arrested in avian flu clampdown.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 06.01.06 at 11:59
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Posted by Yet Another Limey on 06.01.06 at 12:10
After decades of speculation and many months of exhaustive research, a local scientist has finally unravelled the mystery of why birds fly upside down over Sessions House.
He has concluded beyond a shadow of doubt that there is nothing there worth shitting on.
Posted by Git on 06.01.06 at 12:45
We will be serving him with mash, carrots, calabrese, a nice gravy and some cassava pie on the side..
Posted by Bandit on 06.01.06 at 12:52
With a name like Wingate the bird had every reason to be nervous.
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 12:54
The St David's Turkey.
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 13:02
All Bermuda Congress to run Dodo against Scott in next election. Bookies favour Bird 2:1.
Posted by Combat Banker on 06.01.06 at 13:10
"I said SIT on my desk........"
"Oh, sorry about that."
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 13:13
Not that alot of these quotes aren't funny BUT you guys do realise that the guy in the photo isn't David Wingate..it's Wolfgang Sterrer [former curator of the Natural History Museum - The Limey].
The bird on the other hand, I have no idea who he is !!
Posted by Two Cents on 06.01.06 at 13:26
Concerned by the direction of the bird's gaze, Dr. Sterrer made sure he was protecting himself.
Posted by Phil on 06.01.06 at 13:31
"Ok, so having the bird in the picture, does it make me look more.. I don't know... Wingate-esque?
It DOES? Cool! Das is goot!"
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 06.01.06 at 13:34
With a name like Wolfgang the bird had an even bigger reason to be nervous.
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 13:38
Dr. Sterrer used his perogative to name the new species by selecting the latin name alexscottis fullofshittigus.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 06.01.06 at 13:40
"OK Buddy, so where's the canary?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 15:30
"I just made you say underwear..."
Posted by Backs on 06.01.06 at 15:34
Doctor: "How would you like to pay for the examination?"
Bird: "Put it on my bill".
Posted by JJ on 06.01.06 at 16:08
"Hey what's that recipe for Chicken Soup doing there?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 18:32
Where are you going to be when life turns up the heat? Try body-heat activated Degree today!
Posted by june on 06.01.06 at 18:42
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Posted by SmokingGun on 06.01.06 at 18:49
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Doctor: "Well - I have some good news and some bad news".
Bird: "What's the bad news"?
Doctor: The bad news is you have chirpees".
Bird: "And the good news"?
Doctor: "It's tweetable".
(Sorry - could not resist)
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"Jeeesh, Wolfie, did you have the curried goat again?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 07.01.06 at 15:12
"I think you misunderstood, people thought you where EXTINCT..."
Posted by J Galt on 07.01.06 at 15:53
Bird: You know what they say about those of us who are blessed with big beaks don't you?
Doctor: Wanna bet on it?
Posted by Bald Eagle on 07.01.06 at 17:06
The early bird catches the worm again.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 08.01.06 at 01:28
Wolfgang had stuffed many old birds before but never one with such an incredibly large breast.
Posted by Lisa on 08.01.06 at 10:49
When Wolfgang was asked why he was leaving the Natural History Museum he replied "I'm afraid that the birds here just don't do it for me anymore. They're just so... ridgid."
Posted by Lisa on 08.01.06 at 10:58