Caption competition #34
This week's caption competition is going back in time, to a meeting between US President Richard Nixon and British Prime Minister Edward Heath at Bermuda's Government House in 1971.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Bermuda Vigilante
Recently declassified documents bring to light how Kruschev really died in 1971. (Bermuda Government Information Services are now considering relaunching "Stop, Don't Chop" campaign.) - thisgrassman
"This young fellow, Ted? Why, he'll be a contender one day... you mark my words." - Git
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The service sucks here Eddie. Screw it, next year I'm going to China.
(Historians would be confounded for centuries....)
Posted by Combat Banker on 13.01.06 at 07:44
Heath: Watergate? Pah! That's nothing, you havn't heard of the park gate scandal in the St Georges Mayoral Election.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 13.01.06 at 07:47
I am going to rule Indo-China with an Iron Fist!!! They don't call me the big Dick for nothing!
Posted by ace on 13.01.06 at 07:58
Pssst.. guess what I have in my hand.
Posted by Somers on 13.01.06 at 08:27
Nixon: "Ted - if Thatcher is bothering you that much, just give her one of these right on the nose".
Posted by Martin on 13.01.06 at 08:39
Hey, I hear your guy here wears ostrich plumes in his hat. That true?
Posted by Tiger Bay on 13.01.06 at 08:39
"I'm not a monster, I have the heart of an innocent child....
wanna see it?"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 13.01.06 at 08:56
"Sock it to me?"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 13.01.06 at 08:58
Nixon: "You mean the 'unethical but not illegal' defense works here?!! Now that's my kind of town!!!"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 13.01.06 at 09:13
Seriously Heath, a hemroid this big! Why do you think I'm sitting to the side like this!
Posted by Full Fullish on 13.01.06 at 09:16
Hey, wanna play "Rock Paper Scissors"? Loser pays to clean up our bases when we leave!
Posted by Automatic on 13.01.06 at 09:19
"Alex Scott is not a crook!"
Posted by Longtime Lurker on 13.01.06 at 09:20
Heath "Er do you have to go to the potty?"
Nixon "I think I just sharted!"
Posted by Full Fullish on 13.01.06 at 09:21
Nixon: The only kind of left I like in politics is a left hook.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 13.01.06 at 09:27
Ted, I tell you this Viagra is amazing...just one pill and I am hard as rock
Posted by Two Cents on 13.01.06 at 09:30
"...And then I grabbed that Rat Commie Pinko ACLU Hippie B'stard by the Gajooles, and I SQUEEEEEEZED Ed, I SQUEEEEEEEZD just like this...."
Posted by Combat Banker on 13.01.06 at 09:31
The more you tighten your grip Governor Nixon, the more Star Systems will slip through your fingers...
Posted by Combat Banker on 13.01.06 at 09:34
Ed: My polls are in the toilet!
Dick: I happen to know a good Plumber...
Posted by Combat Banker on 13.01.06 at 09:54
As Ed gradually slid his pants upwards, exposing a thin sliver of creamy white calf flesh, Dick realized that reading "Limey Love: Why You Want It, How You Get It" on the plane ride over was the best thing he'd done all month.
"The Nix are gonna score tonight! YES!!!"
Posted by Thaao Dill on 13.01.06 at 10:46
“Can we get you anything? Coffee? Tea? Brazil Nut? Chile?”
“Pardon?”
“Hmmm, oh, nothing.”
Posted by Adjustah on 13.01.06 at 12:17
“More tea?”
“Mao?”
“No, more.”
“No.”
“Um, peach?”
Posted by Adjustah on 13.01.06 at 12:29
"Will you marry me, Ted?"
Posted by sandgrownan on 13.01.06 at 13:03
Resolved, we will spend a penny at a time that will be condusive to our national interests.
Posted by Bill Akin on 13.01.06 at 15:48
Having been forced into someone else's territory Dick was unfortunately forced to clutch his secret listening device in his hand.
Posted by tong on 13.01.06 at 15:50
Dick tried desperately to keep Ed distracted with his small left hand in order to mask the grotesque nature of his enormous right one. Unfortunately this just left both of them uncomfortable as Edward tried to compensate by showing his socks... a well known political gesture of comraderie.
Posted by tong on 13.01.06 at 15:55
When you have them by the balls, Ted, their hearts and minds will follow ...
Posted by Desperado on 13.01.06 at 16:06
Being a midget Ted's Bermuda shorts almost reached his ankles
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 13.01.06 at 16:18
Nixon holds his fist up as an act of defiance and strength, yet at the same time, makes sure his "assets" are well protected.
Posted by Tiggy on 13.01.06 at 16:35
'...high roller gets to sit at the head of the table at dinner? How about best two outta three?'
Posted by Slowhand on 13.01.06 at 21:21
"hey Dickie, I heard security around here is very lax! "
Posted by WyrdSister on 13.01.06 at 21:58
Do you think this will fit?? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Posted by WyrdSister on 13.01.06 at 22:02
Heath refuses to speak to Nixon because he failed to say good morning.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 13.01.06 at 23:05
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
Posted by Return of The Sea on 14.01.06 at 00:27
According to the people who though the moon landings were fake, those tapestries in the background were also used for the staged meeting of Chairman Mao.
Posted by Maverick on 14.01.06 at 00:31
"How do I get out of this one without letting on that I have soiled my shorts?"
Posted by Maverick on 14.01.06 at 00:36
Dick:
"They have all kinds of great stuff down at the CIA labs! One of the guys down there gave me this little blue pill and told me it was good for..well..stamina, then he winked at me. Well I wanna tell ya Ed...like *this* all night man."
Posted by ace on 14.01.06 at 15:28
Nixon crosses his legs and does the pee-pee dance as he regrets that last beer.
Posted by Shonky on 15.01.06 at 01:32
And then...well let's just say that, for a southpaw, J. Edgar Hoover really gives a great hand job!
Posted by David on 15.01.06 at 09:30
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 15.01.06 at 17:58