Caption competition #34 winners

The Time Warp Edition of the LiB caption competition is now over.

The winners were:

First: Automatic - Hey, wanna play "Rock Paper Scissors"? Loser pays to clean up our bases when we leave!

Second: Martin - Nixon: "Ted - if Thatcher is bothering you that much, just give her one of these right on the nose".

Third: Two Cents - Ted, I tell you this Viagra is amazing...just one pill and I am hard as rock!

Honourable mentions:

tong - Having been forced into someone else's territory Dick was unfortunately forced to clutch his secret listening device in his hand.

Combat Banker - The service sucks here Eddie. Screw it, next year I'm going to China. (Historians would be confounded for centuries...)

Yet Another Limey - Nixon: The only kind of left I like in politics is a left hook.

thisgrassman - Recently declassified documents bring to light how Kruschev really died in 1971. (Bermuda Government Information Services are now considering relaunching "Stop, Don't Chop" campaign.)

Disagree? Nominate your own winners in the comments.