Caption competition #36

This week's caption competition is doing unnatural things with garden vegetables.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Comments

[Rodney Dill on 27.01.06 at 08:28]

Just for laughs Turnip side down.

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 08:30]

Patrick Singleton's new Dept. of Tourism supplied Skeleton needed a little work...

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 08:32]

Today I think I'll just sit around and vegetate...

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 08:37]

I swear officer... I was doing a little midnight gardening, and slipped!!!

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 08:39]

Wow! From this perspective, Alex's Independence Platform actually makes sense!!!

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 08:47]

And my wife LOVES the mew cucumber seat I carved.

[Two Cents on 27.01.06 at 08:55]

After a failed attempt at the "Tom Cruise Couch Jump", Tom Butterfield realizes that it wasn't as easy as he first thought, and maybe it should be left to the professionals

[hotspur on 27.01.06 at 08:58]

Suffering from onions on the arse? Not able to watch your fav TV shows without sitting upside down? Then this revolutionary ointment from ACME is for YOU!!!!......

Onoin-on-me-arse-begone!!!

Just apply 8 times a day for 32 months and no one will know you had an 8ft onion protruding from your rectum!

Satisfaction Guaranteed!! Side effects include nausea, pregnancy, vomiting, and morphing into an even larger onion.

[Simon on 27.01.06 at 08:59]

I paid $50 for these Converses - no way am I going to get them dirty.

[Git on 27.01.06 at 09:06]

Then the onion said, "Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up..."

[Git on 27.01.06 at 09:09]

(Tom to the onion)

"Hey, you've got fifteen minutes to stop that"

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 09:12]

As part a new ethics campaign, the Government sentences the perpetrators of the BHC scandal to "The Comfy Chair!!!"

In unrelated news; Premier Scott insists he is not soft on crime.

[Tiger Bay on 27.01.06 at 09:15]

Sadly, nothing was learned from the Pop and Sizzle debacle.

[bring back the boom box on 27.01.06 at 09:51]

Tom, in an attempt to promote local participation in the arts, forgets (again) that's it not always all about him.

[Two Cents on 27.01.06 at 10:17]

After the sucessful launch of "Art in the Park" a programme run for school age kids, Tom Butterfield is now offering "Fart in the Park" for the more cynical and possibly twisted adults.

[Yet Another Limey on 27.01.06 at 10:20]

Bermuda’s new back pain clinic is committed to using traditional Bermudian remedies.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 11:23]

Tom Butterfield proves once and for all that he's got more than just a little onion in him.

[Yet Another Limey on 27.01.06 at 11:42]

In an effort to improve road safety, Tom shows off his prototype personal air bag.

[Combat Banker on 27.01.06 at 11:45]

Tom demonstrates for reporters the dangers of taking too much ex-lax.

[Smoky on 27.01.06 at 11:56]

Tom ran into Smoky and Ashfield and guess what happened next.....

[Rossini on 27.01.06 at 12:20]

Picture taken by Michael Dunkley in his new role as Shadow Minister Without Portfolio.

[tong on 27.01.06 at 12:47]

This is one haemorriod preparation H ain't gonna fix.

[tong on 27.01.06 at 12:51]

The Bermuda Mafia sent Tom to sleep with the Onions.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 13:04]

A Bunion is often caused by narrow-toed, high-heeled shoes.
A B'Onion on the other hand is caused by Bermudians wearing Red Sneakers.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 13:22]

Pay back's a Bitch: The more the Onion continued to cry uncontrollably the more Tom laughed gleefully.

[tong on 27.01.06 at 15:04]

May be a long time before there's drug testing in the arts community.

[tong on 27.01.06 at 15:24]

the younger brother of Paul, Tom B'onion was known far and wide as the smaller of the two siblings.

[Draft Dodger on 27.01.06 at 15:27]

Dr. Emit Brown substituted his DeLorean for an onion in this first prototype designed to redress the inhibitive cost of gasoline on time travel with disastrous consequences.

[Darkside on 27.01.06 at 15:29]

Hogwart's Herbology Teacher, Harry Potter, questioned regarding suspicious "plant-like" material found in classroom.

[Darkside on 27.01.06 at 15:35]

A true Bermudian "Couch Potato"

[tong on 27.01.06 at 15:41]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Yet Another Limey on 27.01.06 at 15:58]

In an attempt to rival Orlando, Bermuda’s first theme park opens.
Do you dare ride THE ONION!

[tong on 27.01.06 at 16:03]

Despite the closing of the Coopers Island Nasa Station and against the better judgement of his friends Tom Butterfield persisted with his idea of building a Space Shuttle using only Bermuda made components. Dr. Ewart Brown commented that as long as it was cheap he was all for it.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 16:35]

The Pickled Onion.

[The Limey on 27.01.06 at 17:32]

Shortly after releasing a picture of one of the rides that E. Michael Jones wanted to put in his new theme park, Mariea Caisey was elected St. George's new mayor.

[Uncle Elvis on 27.01.06 at 18:07]

LOOK! I'M YOUNG! I'M COOL! LOOK AT ME! LOOK! I'M STILL YOUNG!

OW!

I think I broke my hip.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 18:20]

Tom Butterfield, otherwise known as "The French Dip", does his famous impression of French Onion Soup by climbing on top of his onion soup dish and saying cheese for the camera.

[SmokingGun on 27.01.06 at 18:29]

A rare disease that has been affecting locally grown onions was un-earthed this week. The PLP were quick to point out that it was the white man's doing.

[Uncle Elvis on 27.01.06 at 18:40]

Although both Gallagher and Carrot Top were failures, Tom thought their acts would work if he just combined them...

[RedOnion on 27.01.06 at 19:39]

Tom B: All I did was ask P to open an art show and you see what he did to me.

[RedOnion on 27.01.06 at 19:40]

At least this way I can look up to P and maintain my dignity .. such as it is.

[Uncle Elvis on 27.01.06 at 21:12]

You know... with the beard, P looks the same upside down as he does rightside up...

[Strictly Plutonic on 27.01.06 at 21:54]

The first Onion in space? Astronaut training begins for Bermuda's mission to North Rock.

[Walla on 28.01.06 at 08:26]

Singletons 'Bermudianized' skeleton receives its finishing touches before shipping.

[david on 28.01.06 at 08:58]

So what if I've got a large prostate, I can still do a wee standing on my head!

[tong on 28.01.06 at 12:21]

giggle giggle,
my boogers taste like cat food

[Crocodile Tears on 28.01.06 at 12:26]

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[SmokingGun on 28.01.06 at 13:31]

Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus,
Onions are from Uranus.

Bermuda truly is another world.

[SmokingGun on 28.01.06 at 13:50]

After hearing that a limey in Bermuda had posted a picture of a white man shitting on an onion, Eva Hodgson wrote a letter to the editor demanding an apology. After being told he was in fact "sitting" on the onion Eva responded by saying; "I don't care - I just want to know why the onion bulbs are all white?"

[SmokingGun on 28.01.06 at 13:53]

Jim Butterfield of Butterfield & Vallis introduced the company's new onion washing machine. Just sit on it and you can have your onions washed.

[Lisa on 28.01.06 at 15:33]

Patients at the Mid Atlantic Wellness Centre have been encouraged to express their feelings through art. One man (who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons) shows how his obsession with onions has left him feeling topsy turvy.

[tong on 29.01.06 at 10:30]

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all;
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall;
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call;
To call Alice, when she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go;
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low;
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead;
And the white knight is talking backwards;
And the red queen's off with her head;
Remember what the doormouse said,
Feed your head, feed your head

[Two Cents on 29.01.06 at 13:01]

I hate to say it again....but you guys do realize that it's a photo of Tom Butterfield of Masterworks NOT Jim Butterfield of Butterfield & Vallis

[Ethiops on 29.01.06 at 13:58]

For heavens sake, get your minds out of the gutter. It’s far from what you think and has even-less to do with having ones salad tossed(blush). Of all the nerve of some people!

[SmokingGun on 29.01.06 at 16:16]

Two Cents - Um Um.... that's part of the joke. Sort of like "let's find a job for bro" sort of thing.... heck I'm starting to feel like Jay Leno...

[SmokingGun on 29.01.06 at 16:22]

When approached by Tom Butterfield to help negotiate a deal for Bermuda's fledging satelite program, the Isle of Man promptly planted his satelite where the sun doesn't shine.

[tong on 29.01.06 at 18:17]

New from Masterworks,

The Onion Patch Kid

Batteries not included.

[Bill Cook on 29.01.06 at 18:21]

Shit I am the biggest supporter of Tom Wadsons Organic produce and eat everything he produces, but I sure as hell never thought it would result in a growth like this outa my ass he better have a solution before my next Lands End to John O'Groats run.

[The Limey on 29.01.06 at 18:37]

As police closed in for the kill, the giant onion grabbed a hostage.

[The Limey on 29.01.06 at 19:57]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.