Caption competition #37

This week's caption competition is doing it by the book.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

- zuillio

Comments

[Zoom on 03.02.06 at 08:40]

Junta, who you calling a junta?

[Two Cents on 03.02.06 at 08:56]

It was revealed today that after not having a bible available, the Assistant Commissioner was sworn in using "Policing for Dummies" - Hardback Edition

[Rodney Dill on 03.02.06 at 08:57]

"I did it, I'm Sorry, and I'll never do it again."
"Uh, this is only the swearing in sir, and you're not on trial."

[Rodney Dill on 03.02.06 at 09:04]

"Oooooh, the book, no not the book."

[hotspur on 03.02.06 at 09:15]

Well, G’vna, the good news is that in my left hand I have the 2005 solved crimes report...

[Darkside on 03.02.06 at 10:06]

"But Sire, there is no more money. Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance."
"You know the penalty for not having the books balanced!"
"Oh no. Not the 'nose-in-the-book' penalty."
"Yeah, the nose-in-the-book."

[Martin on 03.02.06 at 10:07]

Young: "Governor...you are hereby charged that in 1609, your predecessors illegally entered these Isles....."

[Yet Another Limey on 03.02.06 at 10:11]

As the auditions for Bermuda idol start Sir John started to revel in his role as the new Simon Cowell.

“That’s the worst rendition of God Save the Queen I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Alex Scott sing it”

[Judge Fudge on 03.02.06 at 10:34]

Will the defendant please stand? The court finds you guilty as charged. You are sentenced to reading this book of PLP speeches.

[Full Fullish on 03.02.06 at 11:19]

Sir, your car is double parked on a yellow line. Here is is your ticket, and have a nice day.

[Walla on 03.02.06 at 13:12]

2006 BDA VIP spelling bee: To promote awareness of the Adult Literacy Initiative

Lady - “Sir John, your second word will be - Independence.”

Sir John – big gulp, I-N-…

Smith to Jackson – “eh, pssssssssst eh bye, you better get outa here quick. De way this is going ya words goin be affectiveness.”

[Rossini on 03.02.06 at 16:01]

just prior to staking out his tripod to catch a glimpse of Halley's Comet, our photographer captured an even more rare sight...three police officers together...

[Adjustah on 03.02.06 at 16:57]

"I, Insert Name..."

[Full Fullish on 03.02.06 at 17:10]

In order to prove he is ever vigilant, our new police commissioner finally mastered the art of sleeping with his eyes open.

[Git on 03.02.06 at 17:17]

Yes, Mr. Vereker, I AM confiscating your copy of Harry Potter and you'll get a rap on the knuckles from Mr. Jackson if you make a fuss.

[Full Fullish on 03.02.06 at 17:21]

Sir John - "This paper tells explains to you what you can do with that BIC Report"

Police WOfficer Holding BIC Report - "Um...."

[Phil on 03.02.06 at 17:36]

Roseanda was unimpressed when she saw that "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" was all that was written on the paper.

[Zoom on 03.02.06 at 17:39]

"Skycap!"

[Bill Cook on 03.02.06 at 19:05]

Guvner,

This is a prepared statement, you are charged with hiring dumb and dumber over ME for starters and dont you think that Cock-a-too feathered hat and Landau went out with the open toed army boots ?

Take this recipe book for finger sandwiches and snacks for coctail lawn parties with you to your next appointment " Vereker Yer Fired "

[ace on 03.02.06 at 20:41]

Roseanda:"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu.."

Sir John: "Skip a bit brother...err sister, sorry."

[Red Riding Hood ( . )( . ) on 03.02.06 at 21:16]

Nice monkey suit.

[Uncle Elvis on 03.02.06 at 23:43]

"Shit. Was I supposed to wear one of those?"

[Bundy & Coke on 04.02.06 at 00:58]

First arrests made over BIC report grammar mistakes

[Full Fullish on 04.02.06 at 12:41]

One of these things is not like the others
Which one is it can you tell?

(Ha, you're going to have this song in your head for the rest of the day now. Muaha, Muahahahahahhahahahahaah!)

[silencedogood on 04.02.06 at 17:08]

Professor Griff was surprised at his swearing in to learn that in addition to the oath of allegience he must also swear not to make any anti-semetic comments or while in uniform. He has announced his intent to appeal this restriction on his speech on the grounds it is "wicked".

Governor Vereker answered, when asked if he was prepared to stand behind this position on appeal, "Yeeaah Boyee! Don'... Don' Don'...Don' believe the Hype! hyeeeeeah " Chuck P could not be reached for comment.

[RedOnion on 04.02.06 at 18:10]

I swear on this ere book that I will throw it at you all guys if I hear any more sexist jokes!

[Lisa on 05.02.06 at 10:23]

Once Sir John imagined her without clothes, what she was saying suddenly became a lot more interesting.

[Lisa on 05.02.06 at 10:39]

Having not expected the Deputy Commissioner of Police to be quite so hot, Sir John attempts to control his protruding trouser friend.

[Rodney Dill on 05.02.06 at 13:21]

"I swear, you look just like a chambermaid my parents used to employ."

[Adjustah on 05.02.06 at 16:42]

Bermudian Idle

[Phil on 05.02.06 at 21:28]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.