Caption competition #38
This week's caption competition is out on the field with Bermuda's premier spin bowler, Dwayne (Sluggo) Leverock.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Bermuda begins training for the 2006 Quidditch World Cup - The Limey



Albert was determined to show Dumb Donald and Mushmouth up now that he was on Jazzercise...
Posted by Adjustah on 10.02.06 at 08:21
The Bermuda team made a strong showing in the "Up With People" auditions.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 10.02.06 at 08:23
Confusion reigns as to whether we are playing cricket or soccer.
Posted by RedOnion on 10.02.06 at 08:25
"...nine million, and ten million *puff* *huff* eleven...eleven million..."
Posted by Adjustah on 10.02.06 at 08:27
Putting the $11M to good use, the Bermuda National Cricket Team, attempts to qualify for the World Hackey-Sac Tournament.
Posted by rose colored glasses on 10.02.06 at 08:32
"Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' aliiiiii-aha-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 10.02.06 at 08:32
Dwayne often 'talked' to the ball in the course of a game. When the ball talked back, he knew it was time to retire.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 10.02.06 at 09:42
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball...
Posted by Adjustah on 10.02.06 at 09:43
George is a prime example of what happens when one has no testicular fortitude.
Posted by Full Fullish on 10.02.06 at 09:44
Showing off for the crowd, Sluggo catches the pop fly with his teeth.
Posted by Full Fullish on 10.02.06 at 09:47
KFC announce profits up $11 million this year.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 10.02.06 at 10:00
Momentum 1
Sluggo 0
Posted by tong on 10.02.06 at 10:01
$11 million dollars for support,
$67 each for brand new cricket gear,
$25 for ball,
slipping on a banana peel whilst being photographed,
Priceless.
Posted by tong on 10.02.06 at 10:05
"You put your right foot in"
"You take your right foot out"
"You put your right foot in & shake it all about"
After spending $11 Million dollars of their hard earned money on cricket, the government gives the tax payer the "old hokey cokey" once again
Posted by Two Cents on 10.02.06 at 10:20
The Bermuda Cricket team proudly presents:
Sluggo in a Chorus line
Sluggo(singing):
One!
Singular sensation
Ev'ry little step she takes.
One!
Thrilling combination
Ev'ry move that she makes.
Posted by Full Fullish on 10.02.06 at 10:22
1,2,3 my lady
4,5,6 my lady
7,8,9 my lady
10
Sluggo shows the kids of today the ball games from back in da day.
Posted by Fly Girl on 10.02.06 at 10:39
Before advancing to Jedi laser training, hopefuls must first demonstrate adequate skill in Simon Says.
Posted by TJL on 10.02.06 at 10:56
Due to a technical glitch, the ball isn’t removed from RG’s new spot the ball competition picture. An RG spokesman said out of thousands of entries only 11 failed to spot the ball.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 10.02.06 at 10:57
Sluggo models Bermuda's new uniform. And who said professional sports uniforms don't come in XXXL.
Posted by Intrigued on 10.02.06 at 11:03
With his share of the $11 million in hand, Sluggo immediately changed his name to "Lev-de-rock".
Posted by Darkside on 10.02.06 at 11:03
When coach said get your eye on the ball he didn't mean it literaly Sluggo.
Posted by Intrigued on 10.02.06 at 11:04
Watch me as I catch the ball with my navel.
Posted by Somers on 10.02.06 at 11:25
Now that is Silly Full ON
Posted by tong on 10.02.06 at 12:16
Bermuda Cricket is feast or famine. Lately it appears to be more feast.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 12:44
Sluggo's bumper get's the better of him.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 12:47
sluggo realised that trying to head the ball would not be a good idea.
Posted by wyrdsister on 10.02.06 at 13:55
Sluggo has eaten 173 hard boiled eggs as he goes for the world record in egg catching.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 14:03
"What are you talking about? I don't need to stretch before calisthetics! That's what they're FOR!
What? No, I'm not going to pull a muscle and nothing is going to pop. Look. I'll show you. This is a simple groin stretch. I lift my leg up and throw my arm out and... OWWWWWW &^@%#!! My @&!# BALLS!
It hurts so much! It feels like one shot right out of me!
What do you mean? That can't happen... can it?"
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 10.02.06 at 14:20
Overweight Delivery.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 14:32
Going for his googly out popped the chinaman.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 14:34
Be(e)rmuda
Posted by Adjustah on 10.02.06 at 14:41
Excellent Adjustah!
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 14:49
Sluggo's so good, he can bowl with his mouth!
*POP*
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 10.02.06 at 14:55
After the third successive defeat to UAE Sluggo threw the ball up in frustration declaring he could not stomach another loss.
Posted by Onion on 10.02.06 at 15:33
Slimfast's new "before" and "after" ad campaign took a turn for the worst when the "after" photos were misplaced.
Posted by Onion on 10.02.06 at 15:34
With the confidence of Babe Ruth, Sluggo steps up and called his shot, but realising his mistake of eating KFC before the game too late, his bat ended up going further than the ball.
Posted by Full Fullish on 10.02.06 at 16:30
The Ministry of Tourism announced its partnership with the cricket team on their new "Pop and Jiggle" campaign.
Posted by silencedogood on 10.02.06 at 17:08
Sluggo: "Eat your heart out Goat".
Posted by Martin on 10.02.06 at 17:22
Wide.
Posted by Git on 10.02.06 at 17:47
PATOOEY!..... And that my friend is how you catch the ball in your mouth.
Posted by Slowhand on 10.02.06 at 17:54
Now THAT is a Spitball!!!
Posted by Slowhand on 10.02.06 at 17:56
After having being trounced by the UAE, and with "about half" of their funding still available, the National Squad shifts it's focus to International One-Bounce.
Posted by Git on 10.02.06 at 18:00
"Nah bye, dun worry yaself. If vee lose this hur ball, um got shree moah under my spur tiya, see?"
Posted by Git on 10.02.06 at 18:04
Snagging the Carlsberg Elephant sponsorship might not have been such a good idea.
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.02.06 at 19:31
Don't need the goat...we got Shamu!
Posted by Linda on 10.02.06 at 23:01
Sluggo shows off the benefits of the Shane Warne beer diet
Posted by Phoenix on 11.02.06 at 00:43
Sluggo demonstrates new donut-catching technique
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 11.02.06 at 00:51
Dwayne could smell the pies from the opposite end of the pitch
Posted by david on 11.02.06 at 09:39
Sluggo demonstrates the true meaning of testicular fortitude.
Posted by Martin on 11.02.06 at 10:33
Some offbeat pre-match entertainment: Sluggo goosesteps despite the hail.
Posted by Davey Cricket on 11.02.06 at 10:34