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Caption competition #38

This week's caption competition is out on the field with Bermuda's premier spin bowler, Dwayne (Sluggo) Leverock.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

Qudditch Bermuda begins training for the 2006 Quidditch World Cup - The Limey

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Albert was determined to show Dumb Donald and Mushmouth up now that he was on Jazzercise...

The Bermuda team made a strong showing in the "Up With People" auditions.

Confusion reigns as to whether we are playing cricket or soccer.

"...nine million, and ten million *puff* *huff* eleven...eleven million..."

Putting the $11M to good use, the Bermuda National Cricket Team, attempts to qualify for the World Hackey-Sac Tournament.

"Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' aliiiiii-aha-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"

Dwayne often 'talked' to the ball in the course of a game. When the ball talked back, he knew it was time to retire.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball...

George is a prime example of what happens when one has no testicular fortitude.

Showing off for the crowd, Sluggo catches the pop fly with his teeth.

KFC announce profits up $11 million this year.

Momentum 1
Sluggo 0

$11 million dollars for support,
$67 each for brand new cricket gear,
$25 for ball,

slipping on a banana peel whilst being photographed,

Priceless.

"You put your right foot in"
"You take your right foot out"
"You put your right foot in & shake it all about"

After spending $11 Million dollars of their hard earned money on cricket, the government gives the tax payer the "old hokey cokey" once again

The Bermuda Cricket team proudly presents:
Sluggo in a Chorus line

Sluggo(singing):
One!
Singular sensation
Ev'ry little step she takes.
One!
Thrilling combination
Ev'ry move that she makes.

1,2,3 my lady
4,5,6 my lady
7,8,9 my lady
10

Sluggo shows the kids of today the ball games from back in da day.

Before advancing to Jedi laser training, hopefuls must first demonstrate adequate skill in Simon Says.

Due to a technical glitch, the ball isn’t removed from RG’s new spot the ball competition picture. An RG spokesman said out of thousands of entries only 11 failed to spot the ball.

Sluggo models Bermuda's new uniform. And who said professional sports uniforms don't come in XXXL.

With his share of the $11 million in hand, Sluggo immediately changed his name to "Lev-de-rock".

When coach said get your eye on the ball he didn't mean it literaly Sluggo.

Watch me as I catch the ball with my navel.

Now that is Silly Full ON

Bermuda Cricket is feast or famine. Lately it appears to be more feast.

Sluggo's bumper get's the better of him.

sluggo realised that trying to head the ball would not be a good idea.

Sluggo has eaten 173 hard boiled eggs as he goes for the world record in egg catching.

"What are you talking about? I don't need to stretch before calisthetics! That's what they're FOR!
What? No, I'm not going to pull a muscle and nothing is going to pop. Look. I'll show you. This is a simple groin stretch. I lift my leg up and throw my arm out and... OWWWWWW &^@%#!! My @&!# BALLS!

It hurts so much! It feels like one shot right out of me!

What do you mean? That can't happen... can it?"

Overweight Delivery.

Going for his googly out popped the chinaman.

Be(e)rmuda

Excellent Adjustah!

Sluggo's so good, he can bowl with his mouth!

*POP*

After the third successive defeat to UAE Sluggo threw the ball up in frustration declaring he could not stomach another loss.

Slimfast's new "before" and "after" ad campaign took a turn for the worst when the "after" photos were misplaced.

With the confidence of Babe Ruth, Sluggo steps up and called his shot, but realising his mistake of eating KFC before the game too late, his bat ended up going further than the ball.

The Ministry of Tourism announced its partnership with the cricket team on their new "Pop and Jiggle" campaign.

Sluggo: "Eat your heart out Goat".

Wide.

PATOOEY!..... And that my friend is how you catch the ball in your mouth.

Now THAT is a Spitball!!!

After having being trounced by the UAE, and with "about half" of their funding still available, the National Squad shifts it's focus to International One-Bounce.

"Nah bye, dun worry yaself. If vee lose this hur ball, um got shree moah under my spur tiya, see?"

Snagging the Carlsberg Elephant sponsorship might not have been such a good idea.

Don't need the goat...we got Shamu!

Sluggo shows off the benefits of the Shane Warne beer diet

Sluggo demonstrates new donut-catching technique

Dwayne could smell the pies from the opposite end of the pitch

Sluggo demonstrates the true meaning of testicular fortitude.

Some offbeat pre-match entertainment: Sluggo goosesteps despite the hail.

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