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This week's caption competition is asking some questions of Transport and Tourism Minister Dr. Ewart Brown.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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In thaught bubble:
"Damn it Ewart, your a doctor, you've seen lots of women. So what if her shirt is open! What was the question????"
Posted by Intrigued on 17.02.06 at 08:24
"You see here, we got Pop. And we got Sizzle. Come feel the Love baby!"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 17.02.06 at 08:25
An HSBC employee is shown here trying to convince Dr. Brown that the proposed seven story building on front street should be given permission to go ahead. Apparently the offer to show him her boobies was unconvincing.
Posted by ace on 17.02.06 at 08:30
Maybe you should record this so you don't forget, my bank account details are...
Posted by Lost in Flatts on 17.02.06 at 08:39
(Thought bubble from blonde): "Gosh are all these Bermudian politicians so full of sh*t?"
Posted by Zoom on 17.02.06 at 08:41
Dr. Brown seemed somewhat distracted at a recent press conference. Speaking on the generous donation by the Bank of Bermuda Foundation of $2.5 million dollars he was quoted as saying: "This ladies and gentlemen is the tit of the iceboob. Government is committed to housing concerns. I am going to personally keep abreast of the situation."
Posted by ace on 17.02.06 at 09:00
Public reaction is decidedly more muted as audio recordings taken at Club Malabar are released, which demonstrate politicians' "loose conduct".
Posted by TJL on 17.02.06 at 09:00
Overheard on the reporters tape:
"Ladies, I have a great idea. Let's head to Club Malibar for a few drinks....say, does that thing take video?"
Posted by ace on 17.02.06 at 09:01
Bermuda's auditions for the new super girl group "Spice Girls Mk II" are off to a decidely "Unspicy" start
Posted by Two Cents on 17.02.06 at 09:07
Due to a mix up, the RG’s lifestyle reporters are sent to the big interview.
“After the Berkeley school cost overruns, allegations of racism of front bench ministers, the decline of tourism and the issues of affordable housing we have to ask ...
... Do you think Brad Pitt was right to leave Jen for Angie?”
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 17.02.06 at 09:43
"How can you prove that's my voice?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 11:56
"When I said pay to play I wasn't talking about recorders."
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 11:59
Unlike his party comrade Ewart was more interested in what was between European womens arms rather than under them.
Posted by tong on 17.02.06 at 12:08
"Your friend looks like she had Dark & Stormy night"
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 12:18
Pay to play, grin and grip, rub and tug... all good ideas... all good times... now dear, are you going to put that recorder away and show me your assets or are you gonna make the same mistake as those folks from the Renaissaince Consortium.
Posted by tong on 17.02.06 at 12:20
Its ok, its ok... shhh... don't be shy, I am a doctor you know.
Posted by tong on 17.02.06 at 12:22
Mr. Brown hashes out the final plans with the representitive from Hooters Airlines.
Posted by Full Fullish on 17.02.06 at 12:42
Unable to take his eyes of the womans cleavage, Ewart Brown's only comments captured were "Uh Buuuuuuuh"
Posted by Full Fullish on 17.02.06 at 12:44
"This is great. Well, she looks like Tony Brannon and on the tape she sounds like Tony Brannon. Heck I even thought she was Tony Brannon. Man is P going to be surprised when she starts stripping at the meeting!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 13:08
"Damn, I open my shirt and he still doesn't pay attention to me."
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 14:37
I thought blonds were supposed to have more fun!
Posted by JJ on 17.02.06 at 14:57
Ewart explains to another "satisfied customer" that her $49.00 Jet Blue ticket does not include her $700.00 per night hotel stay...
Posted by Adjustah on 17.02.06 at 14:57
"Minister, I'm sure we'd all acknowledge that traditional Bermuda business attire is good for Bermuda's image, but would you agree that it's a little early in the year for Adjustah to parade around town in Bermuda shorts?"
Posted by loki on 17.02.06 at 15:01
ROTFLMAO!
So bitter!
Posted by Adjustah on 17.02.06 at 15:10
Ewart gives his own press conference on the 'feral chicks' crisis...
(Not pictured: Deodorant Dale)
Posted by Adjustah on 17.02.06 at 15:14
With three women to one man the odds were stacked in Ewart's favour that he might score at the seven minute dating game.
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.02.06 at 15:16
With the POP and SIZZLE campaign failing miserably, Ewart announced the new slogan for 2006: SNAP and CRACKLE...
Posted by Adjustah on 17.02.06 at 15:22
Sally, realizing this wasn't 'The Beach' tried to stay as still as possible in the hope she might make good her escape.
Posted by tong on 17.02.06 at 15:25
Two blonds and a Brown dont make a right!
Posted by Walla on 17.02.06 at 15:36
As part of the Club Med deal, KJA Development agreed to supply a round-the-clock team of blond syncophants to Dr. Brown, replacing the worn out duo of Scott Simmons and "Bud".
Posted by Tiger Bay on 17.02.06 at 15:43
Ewart Brown pictured trying to convince Spinal Tap to appear in Bermuda this summer.
Posted by silencedogood on 17.02.06 at 15:49
It's light, it fits easily under the chasis, and you can detonate it from 100 yards. Nikita here will do a demo on a GPS straggler.
Posted by Now or Never on 17.02.06 at 20:45
Ewart: "You are sure that thing is off... look into my eyes ... look into my eyes... 3...2...1... you are under... you want me to give you a breast exam and afterwards you will pay a visit to Mr. Avedikian".
Posted by Andrew on 17.02.06 at 23:39
Dr Brown gives a statement to the girls from dailycleavage.com
Posted by Phoenix on 18.02.06 at 01:01
"Oh doctor, I'm in trouble.."
"Well, goodness, gracious me."
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 18.02.06 at 01:02
No those were not the reasons your sister Snaggletooth did not get the job as poster girl for HOOTERS new AIRLINE serving Bermuda,she does not reflect the Promo "HAPPY HOOTERS" in my opinion.
Posted by Bill Cook on 18.02.06 at 06:27
"What can Brown do for you?"
Ewart shows it's not just UPS that delivers
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 18.02.06 at 10:48
Ewart: "Well my jobs a lot like a Ho's, I give the tourists a ride as well."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 18.02.06 at 15:17
Middle Girl: (To herself) "Well...it must be under here somewhere...if I can find it, we will see if HE goes Pop and Sizzle when his is pulled. He's been pulling everyone else's for 8 years, so it's his turn".
Posted by Martin on 18.02.06 at 16:20
"The name's Brown, Ewart Brown. And you must be Titties Galore."
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.02.06 at 16:27
with Barry White crooning in her mind, Sally gazed past Ewart letting her eyes rest upon, the object of her affection, the beating in her ample bosum, the one, the only, the MAN... ummm awwww yeaahhhh want me a little Scott towel to wipe my brow...
Posted by tong on 18.02.06 at 17:51
(girl thinking) what to do? What to do? gotta pick up chips,mlk buter,eggs..pick up Amber from Ballet hmmm
Posted by BurnngAngel on 18.02.06 at 20:40
Good thing she was holding the recorder up a bit or the camera would have caught my nipple.
Posted by 19th Hole on 18.02.06 at 23:43
Middle Girl (to herself): "The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
Posted by Martin on 19.02.06 at 07:56
Dr Brown's Blonde moment is caught
on tape
Posted by Point Finger on 19.02.06 at 11:14
Dr Brown's interview could be summarized as
being very "tit for tat"
Posted by Point Finger on 19.02.06 at 11:16
The 2006 budget includes $696,969 for Ewart's new posse.
Posted by Zoom on 19.02.06 at 11:58
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 19.02.06 at 19:14