Caption competition #42
This week's caption competition is eavsedropping on a conversation between Tourism Minister Ewart Brown and former St. George's mayor E. Michael Jones (now local representative of Club Med developer KJA Development).
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
"Okay Jonesie, being you look like me I will let you in on the deal." - Rev. Goat
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Dumb and dumberer
Posted by Kiskadee on 10.03.06 at 08:22
Brown: Hey der Jonesie watcha sayin!
Jones: Kewl kewl....yaw bye... whats happenin Brownsie.
Brown: Dem bye's is talkin bout me chew know!
Jones: Yaw bye!
Brown: Un gonna give dem licks chew know!
Jones: Yaw bye!
Brown: Dash right bye! I desarve betta chew know!
Jones: Yaw bye!
Brown: Hey hey hey , Jonesie put it der bro!
Jones: shhhh.....deys aint gimme maw kick back yat chew know...come check me dawn at de lunch vagon later.
Brown: Un gonna hook you up bye! yaw ma ace boy chew know!
Jones: Yaw bye, hook me up...ve gona get de balm chew know!
Posted by Yaw Bye! on 10.03.06 at 08:25
Ewart I am your father
Posted by Dr Doom on 10.03.06 at 09:05
One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.
Posted by Darkside on 10.03.06 at 09:12
Ewart: “So who’s funeral is this again?”
Michael: “Tourism’s Ewart, it’s tourism’s funeral”
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 10.03.06 at 09:17
Brokeback Brown: Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows
Posted by silencedogood on 10.03.06 at 09:18
Pop (r) and Sizzle (l).
Posted by Tiger Bay on 10.03.06 at 09:24
Pay to Play and Pray They Stay
Posted by Adjustah on 10.03.06 at 09:26
Ewart: "Alex and I were going to try that re-election stunt ourselves. We might have to rethink it I guess"
Posted by Martin on 10.03.06 at 09:34
Ewart: “I’ve been wondering what KJA stands for”
Michael: “It’s Keep Jones Affluent”
Ewart: “Really?”
Michael: “OK, really it’s Kiss Jones’ Ass”
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 10.03.06 at 09:49
"Bye what you so chuffed about Ewart?"
"I just shot down de Big Bad Wolf ^..^"
"Well ain't you gonna be red riding in de hood."
Posted by Darkside on 10.03.06 at 09:57
"Noone will ever believe me when I tell them I met Saddam Hussein..."
Posted by Adjustah on 10.03.06 at 10:00
Michael: "Why are you smiling?"
Ewart: "I'm not...I've got wind".
Posted by Martin on 10.03.06 at 10:15
Mr. Jones, we are gonna make a "killing" off this deal...and by the way, you are a very attractive man.
Posted by ace on 10.03.06 at 10:21
"May I have this dance?"
"I thought you'd never ask..."
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 10.03.06 at 10:31
Dr.Brown: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Mr. Jones: Well, why don't you?
(yeah ..I know ....enough with the Brokeback Mountain jokes)
Posted by Two Centss on 10.03.06 at 10:34
Ewart (singing): Me & Mrs Jones......Mrs Jones....Mrs. Jones
Mr Jones: Who you callin' Mrs.
Posted by Two Cents on 10.03.06 at 10:36
"Just don't do anything stupid like buy a new house or flashy BMW"
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.03.06 at 10:48
Dr. Brown: "Michael, I'm really looking forward to working with you on this project. Let's get this done in the most efficient and cost effective method as possible. I encourage you to emulate my work ethic – be diligent, honest and transparent in all aspects of this task. Remember, this is for the people of Bermuda, that is who we serve and that is our first priority."
Mr. Jones: "Ewart, it is going to be a pleasure collaborating with you on this. Your ability to do what is best for Bermuda, even at the expense of personal sacrifice, is probably your most admirable quality – lets roll."
Director: "ANNND CUT - that’s a wrap people, good work" - "Ewart, because it took you so long to learn your lines and finally deliver them without puking, the camera guys want extra pay before flying back home"
Posted by b,w&p?? on 10.03.06 at 11:12
"Hey Doc, your hands are cold...."
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.03.06 at 11:13
Expecting to receive only his first kickback, as Ewart instinctively put his hand into Michael’s pocket, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the bottom had been cut out.
Posted by bw&p?? on 10.03.06 at 11:18
"Well Michael, it appears you have picked up a virus that's been going around. It's called "Acute Governmentitus." The prognosis is that you will be deaf, dumb and blind for at least two more years."
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.03.06 at 11:19
Well, I'm not a certified protologist but I'd be happy to give you a protate exam. First things first though... *zip* Now, just turn your head and cough.
Posted by ace on 10.03.06 at 11:20
So Mikey, how much did we get for the 18 year old furniture?
Posted by Bill Akin on 10.03.06 at 11:28
Once again thinking outside the box, Dr. Brown demonstrates his latest brainchild - the Eyes-Closed Staring Contest.
Posted by TJL on 10.03.06 at 11:35
Michael: "My company's called 'Inactive Management'!"
Ewart: "Excellent!!!"
Posted by Scott P on 10.03.06 at 12:27
Ewart: "I just invented a new way to spend millions of the people's money!!"
Michael: "Spend millions of the people's money? Brilliant!!!"
Ewart: "Brilliant!!!"
Posted by Scott P on 10.03.06 at 12:32
"... and finally, Dear Lord, we pray that you will get Renee to toe the party line, so that we might hear no more about equal rights for abominations, who being naughty in thy sight shall snuff it. Amen."
Posted by TJL on 10.03.06 at 12:32
Ewart thinks: "Gee, I wish I could get my beard to do that..."
Posted by Fen on 10.03.06 at 12:47
Yeah Ewart, you weren't joking.
Yours is definetly bigger.
Posted by Point Finger on 10.03.06 at 12:51
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.03.06 at 14:22
"Now let's just keep this between us or we'll be staying at Club Fed instead".
Posted by SmokingGun on 10.03.06 at 14:24
Your right ... I can't even $ee the envelope in your breast pocket ... your tailor is damn goooood
Posted by observor on 10.03.06 at 14:29
Deez Byes been hangin' with Smoky!!
Posted by Smoky on 10.03.06 at 14:33
Pfffft! Ok.. ok... Dude.. stop laughing. Ok... when we go out there... PFFT! STOP, man... you're gonna make me laugh! Ok... when we go out there, don't say nothing for, like 5 minutes. Let's just stand there... dude, it'll be SO funny. PFFT! Stop, man... dude... they're gonna be able to tell we're high... DUDE! Put that away! You can't go out there like that! Seriously... put it away or I'm gonna lose it...
Dude.. I'm hungry... you got any Cheetos?
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 10.03.06 at 14:41
Cultural revolution hits St. George's:
Bid farewell to staring contests and say hello to the eyes shut marathon.
Posted by Chairman Meow on 10.03.06 at 14:44
The good doctor enjoys a quiet chuckle after announcing the renaming of the "Club Med" to the "Plantation" thereby removing any need to answer further questions.
Posted by Darkside on 10.03.06 at 15:09
Is that a blackberry in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 10.03.06 at 18:26
These wax replicas of Ewart Brown and Michael Jones are slated to replace the rather loving manikins in the Cooper Mens store window.
Posted by Full Fullish on 11.03.06 at 00:35
Having had one hash brownie to many Ewart brown burst out with a case of the giggles while Michael jones started to nod off mid sentence.
Posted by Full Fullish on 11.03.06 at 00:36
As Ewart eyed Michaels beard with envy and contempt, a stray thought of shaving it off and using it as a toupee, betrayed is calm demeanor and played across his face.
Posted by Full Fullish on 11.03.06 at 00:39
"That's a great shirt! Is it cotton? Where's it from?"
"I told you. No plantation questions."
"Oops. Sorry. Well... you want to get a coffee?"
"I'm not answering that. It's a plantation question."
"Ok... how about some chocolate?"
"I refuse to answer, as cacao comes from a plantation."
"How about a smoke?"
"Again, I refuse to answer."
"Some candy, then?"
"Are you aware of the sugarcane plantations? I will not respond to that question."
"Orange juice, then?"
"Michael, you need to read up on history."
"Ok, sorry. Well, I'm going to get a cup of coffee. Dammit. I left my wallet in my other pants. Do you have a couple of bucks I could borrow?"
"Michael, Michael, Michael. Trees are grown on plantations, so I will not answer that question."
"So you can't loan me a few dollars."
"I am offended by the question and I refuse to answer."
"It's just a couple of bucks, man. Hook me up."
"You disgust me."
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 11.03.06 at 12:16
"Hello Mr. Brown"
"Hello Mr. Gray"
Posted by SmokingGun on 11.03.06 at 15:27
Michael: "Ewart...I hear you and Berlusconi are good friends?"
Ewart: "Now now Michael...I thought you were a friend of the family".
Posted by Martin on 11.03.06 at 17:07
"OK let's put these suits back in the closet before our employer returns. Man we've been so bad."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 11.03.06 at 18:48
"...Actually if you became Saint Ewart we'd just probably call ya Stewart."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 11.03.06 at 18:49
Ewart couldn't help but smile when off-camera a member of the press was overheard saying to his colleague "Mayor Jones should get one of those 'bro's',you know,....a 'manziere'...from Sienfeld".
Posted by ace on 11.03.06 at 21:49
Ewart: Is that a bribe in you breast pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by Andrew on 11.03.06 at 23:48
Michael: "KJA Development obviously stands for KY Jelly Applied Development. It allows us to screw everyone else just that little bit easier!"
Posted by Andrew on 11.03.06 at 23:52
"Pull my finger... go on, pull it.."
"Michael, that's not your finger."
Posted by Phoenix on 12.03.06 at 00:20