Caption competition #43 winners

This week's LiB caption competition is now over.

The winners were:

First: TJL - Disaster strikes when Captain Jenkins attempts to avoid the post-Happy Hour breathalyser by sailing home.

Second: Tiger Bay - New Bermuda Regiment coastguard takes over pilot duties.

Third: SmokingGun - Having a Steering Committee isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

Honourable mentions:

ParadiseFound

Rodney Dill - "Damn women drivers".

Darkside - Another successful melding of Transport and Tourism.

Disagree? Nominate your own winners in the comments.

Comments

[Raptor on 20.03.06 at 08:32]

My favourite from the ones you chose:

SmokingGun - Having a Steering Committee isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

All my other favourites:

Ewart: "When I said a new Jet Blue service, I didn't say they would be using planes..."
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 18.03.06 at 00:27

Dr Ewart Brown's new "Forget the Scooter, Rent a Container Ship" Tourism Initiative was doomed from the first rental.
Posted by Two Cents on 17.03.06 at 09:34

hey ewart you sure this same gps will work in the taxis
Posted by nothing surprises on 17.03.06 at 17:14

From the Royal Gazettes's "Only in Bermuda" Business section:
In preparation for HSBC's new building, Colonel Burch has decided it would be more efficient to start delivering cement to a location closer to the construction site. The Fairmont Hotel group has been officially re-minded that as they are guests in Bermuda they should make proper accommodation for the Minister's new hand-picked Cement Importer.
Posted by SmokingGun on 18.03.06 at 14:35

"E - what the F....? You didn't tell me these new mega ships were going to be this big." P
"P - they looked a lot smaller in the brochure." - E
Posted by SmokingGun on 17.03.06 at 11:24

[Two Cents on 20.03.06 at 13:32]

Robbed again !!!!

Call the cops !

[Martin on 20.03.06 at 14:05]

TC...

Ever since he became a father-to-be, his sense of humour has deteriorated.

[SmokingGun on 20.03.06 at 14:24]

Don't worry, once he's gotten used to dealing with all the poop at home he'll start to appreciate the crap we put out..... ;)

[ace on 20.03.06 at 16:45]

"Don't worry, once he's gotten used to dealing with all the poop at home he'll start to appreciate the crap we put out..... ;)"

pffft

I'm considering entering my next caption in the name of SmokingGum in the hope that he won't notice the incorrect spelling and assume it's you.

;-)

[SmokingGun on 20.03.06 at 17:09]

ace - I think you've come up with a winning brand name there for a product to help smokers quit!

By the way - I wouldn't follow my crappy approach to comedy writing. I just throw it out there and hope something sticks. But just the same I really do appreciate the back handed compliment. ;)

[Rodney Dill on 20.03.06 at 20:07]

Thanks Limey

[SmokingGun on 20.03.06 at 20:39]

Oh yes, thanks for the reminder Rodney.
Thanks Limey.
And thank you Raptor as well! Three picks. Wow. :)