Caption competition #45

This week's caption competition is getting feisty with one of Bermuda's most famous residents.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

This week, winners will be announced on Saturday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

Michael "Digger" Douglas seen promoting his new film - the big screen adaptation of "Bob the Builder" - thisgrassman

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of beings Michael Douglas has allowed to live - Fight Club 2" - Max K

"I could have been the 'Cast Away'... I can talk to a volleyball." - Slowhand

Comments

[Rodney Dill on 31.03.06 at 07:07]

"I am Spartacus!"

[Bill Cook on 31.03.06 at 07:10]

When you have Ewarts BALLS in the palm of your hand, his heart and soul will follow !!

[Striker on 31.03.06 at 07:32]

"And the winner of this Good Friday's award for the Most Original Kite goes to... Michael Douglas for his entry 'Flaming Film Roll Kite'!"

[Zoom on 31.03.06 at 07:53]

"First we're gonna cover the ground and then we're gonna build UP!"

[Canuck in Bermuda on 31.03.06 at 08:24]

Screw movies, I'm already training for the next fight night

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 08:34]

Building too high? What's wrong with wanting a view of the North Shore too?

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 08:38]

My next movie's called, "Eat the Hill, Fill the Pockets."

[Tiger Bay on 31.03.06 at 08:38]

Douglas: "And as a producer of some of the most important movies in American pop history, such as 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo..."

Off-camera: "Dammnit Mikie, I told you to take the trash. And make the bed! And the dog needs washed. Now!!!!"

Douglas: "Doh! Yes, dear."

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 08:39]

Well, maybe it will be a little high. I thought we could change the name to "Aerial Sands" instead.

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 08:41]

Of course I know better. After all, I live in a classic old Bermuda home.

[Bandit on 31.03.06 at 08:42]

"...It will all be shot locally and I hope to take the lead. It will be good to familiarise youth of today with a classic such as The Old Man and the Sea."

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 08:44]

Taxing on the environment? Nah! We'll just use that pool out front for a sewage treatment plant. We made a deal--Hamilton can pump there too.

[lobstershell on 31.03.06 at 08:56]

“With this war face, they'll never see how paper thin my soul really is. HA HA HA HA HA!! Hmm I wonder are those CONCH fritters on the back bar? How I love conch fritters.”

[TJL on 31.03.06 at 08:58]

As more lucrative Hollywood offers start going to younger actors, Mr. Douglas considers auditioning to be one of Saddam's body doubles.

[Darkside on 31.03.06 at 09:10]

"Can anybody tell what is wrong with this picture?"

[Reality on 31.03.06 at 09:20]

Micheal Douglas reacts angrily to suggestions he doesn't have the dress sense to play Bond.

[Tiger Bay on 31.03.06 at 09:21]

Is he wearing a leather jacket AND a man purse?

[Yet Another Limey on 31.03.06 at 09:24]

Michael announces his next film is to be an adaptation of the famous book ‘a hand in the bush’.

[observor on 31.03.06 at 09:38]

Grizzly Instinct

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 09:39]

Ariel Sands
In my hands
Who's the man
Covering the land!

[Two Cents on 31.03.06 at 09:51]

"So when that barber tried to trim the beard, I gave him one of these ..right in the face"

[Adjustah on 31.03.06 at 10:21]

Noone had better Chuck Norris jokes than Michael Douglas...

[Count Zero on 31.03.06 at 10:21]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Greed is right. Greed works. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Ariel Sands, but that other malfunctioning corporation called Bermuda."

[Napoleon on 31.03.06 at 10:25]

MD (drinks glass of milk): "The defect in that one is bleach."

Judge: "Thats Right."

MD: "Yessssssssssss."

MD (drinks second glass of milk): "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."

Judge: "Correct."

MD: "Yessssssssssss."

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 10:27]

Build to scale?
With a Bermuda look?
Oops, I forgot,
So, I guess not.

[Zoom on 31.03.06 at 10:27]

"I grew the beard so I would'nt look like Tony Brannon any more."

[Martin on 31.03.06 at 10:41]

Michael (responding to a question from the audience):

"Am I a Dill?

"Doh..........."

[Bill Cook on 31.03.06 at 10:44]

In one of these hands is a key to a safety deposit box in a Swiss bank ok ?

Come up with some circumventional solutions and its yours ok ?

[Count Zero on 31.03.06 at 10:52]

MD: "Ariel Sands is NOT the business of the Bermudian people!"
Audience member: "With all due respect, sir, the Bermudian people have a funny way of deciding on their own what is and what is not their business."

[JJ on 31.03.06 at 10:53]

MD's rock paper, scissors gambit is a bit predictable.

[JJ on 31.03.06 at 10:54]

"whaddya mean I'm too old to be with such a beautiful woman? Put up your dukes....

[Count Zero on 31.03.06 at 11:02]

"When it comes to Ariel Sands, there's another line from 'Wall Street' you should bear in mind. 'What's worth doing is worth doing for money'."

[Count Zero on 31.03.06 at 11:17]

"It's all about bucks, kids. The rest is conversation."

[Point Finger on 31.03.06 at 11:21]

Michael Douglas talks about his new production company Ariel Sands and their upcoming remake of "A fistfull of Dollars"

[JJ on 31.03.06 at 11:24]

".......and here is grecian formula's new customer.....Michael Douglas"

[Raptor on 31.03.06 at 11:24]

There once was an actor,
I'm sorry to say,
Who built a monstrosity
Over the bay.
His partners yelled,
"Bigger! Florida style!
Seven generations out
They won't know what we stole"--
Bermuda architecture dumped in a hole.

[silencedogood on 31.03.06 at 11:37]

With a wife like mine living in bermuda you have to be able to throw these thangs. Know what I'm sayin'?

[Two Cents on 31.03.06 at 11:59]

I so glad that my wife's so young & hot, andI'm not old & senile yet..... touch wood

"Knocks on Wood"

Oh...the door, stay here I'll get it

[John Steele on 31.03.06 at 12:25]

Have you seen the size of the huevos on that statue of Ariel? That boy's got some tackle!

[Two Cents on 31.03.06 at 12:33]

Michael Douglas commenting on the new Ariel Sands deal;

"When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fu*&#+ng skull.

-Another Great Line from Wall Street-

[Two Cents on 31.03.06 at 12:36]

There are so many great lines from Wall Street that suit this new Ariel Sands move;

"The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do."

[Full Fullish on 31.03.06 at 12:45]

Michael Douglas tries out for the part of the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz.

"Put em up...Put em up!"

[Count Zero on 31.03.06 at 12:54]

Here's MD's failed screen test for the part of Bill in "Kill Bill, Vol. 1": "So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all 60 of the monks inside at the FISTS of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique ..."

[Lisa on 31.03.06 at 12:57]

"Whoever stole my sense of style is gonna get it!"

[WyrdSister on 31.03.06 at 13:36]

"on the one hand I thought, let's preserve the lovely property we have and on the other I thought F%$# it lets build lots of massive buildings and screw the island, and this hand won!"

[WyrdSister on 31.03.06 at 13:38]

Bend over Bermuda, and lets see what I can do with this fist!

[Adjustah on 31.03.06 at 14:30]

"...and THAT'S when I lost my watch..."

[His Excellency, Uncle Elvis II on 31.03.06 at 15:47]

In yet another career-wrecking move for EVERYONE involved in the project, Michael Douglas describes his role in:

"Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots: The Movie"

"...and then I punch out with THIS hand and it comes back to the body. If I'm lucky, which I am, because I'm the hero of the film, I knock his block off..."

[Martin on 31.03.06 at 16:29]

"Well now - twas a fantastic film I tell ya, and I'll tump anyone who says otherwise"

"Oh shit - that's was supposed to be in Welsh".

[silencedogood on 31.03.06 at 16:40]

Yeah, I'm a big fan of Jim Morrison's later years. You got a problem with that jerky?

[silencedogood on 31.03.06 at 16:45]

Brian Darby: "So how did you feel when you found out you had lost the role in Cast Away to Tom Hanks?"

MD: "I'll tell you Brian....it was tough. I still haven't gotten over it. I was perfect for that part (sigh). It just makes me want to HIT something!"

Brian Darby: "Yes...ahem...well (wispers)cut to the dollar depot commercial"

[V on 31.03.06 at 16:56]

"His name was Michael Douglas, and they say he wanted to be a mountain man. The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains. Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below. When that didn't work out he went into pictures like his pappy, made a fortune, then made another one a-buildin' condos in Bermuda ..."

[ace on 31.03.06 at 19:11]

They approached me about doing a cowboy movie. Then I read the script...Brokeback Mountain huh? I'll break someone's back for even suggesting I be in it!

[His Excellency, Uncle Elvis II on 31.03.06 at 21:20]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? I don' see anybody else here. You talkin' to ME?"

Taxi Driver 2 Auditions are NOT going well...

[Steve Moffat on 01.04.06 at 18:47]

And I said to the Colonel, why can't you move us from the Canadian up to Southside, bye!!!

[The Limey on 01.04.06 at 21:16]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.