Caption competition #45

This week's caption competition is getting feisty with one of Bermuda's most famous residents.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

This week, winners will be announced on Saturday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

Michael "Digger" Douglas seen promoting his new film - the big screen adaptation of "Bob the Builder" - thisgrassman

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of beings Michael Douglas has allowed to live - Fight Club 2" - Max K

"I could have been the 'Cast Away'... I can talk to a volleyball." - Slowhand

Comments

[silencedogood on 31.03.06 at 16:45]

Brian Darby: "So how did you feel when you found out you had lost the role in Cast Away to Tom Hanks?"

MD: "I'll tell you Brian....it was tough. I still haven't gotten over it. I was perfect for that part (sigh). It just makes me want to HIT something!"

Brian Darby: "Yes...ahem...well (wispers)cut to the dollar depot commercial"

[V on 31.03.06 at 16:56]

"His name was Michael Douglas, and they say he wanted to be a mountain man. The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains. Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below. When that didn't work out he went into pictures like his pappy, made a fortune, then made another one a-buildin' condos in Bermuda ..."

[ace on 31.03.06 at 19:11]

They approached me about doing a cowboy movie. Then I read the script...Brokeback Mountain huh? I'll break someone's back for even suggesting I be in it!

[His Excellency, Uncle Elvis II on 31.03.06 at 21:20]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? I don' see anybody else here. You talkin' to ME?"

Taxi Driver 2 Auditions are NOT going well...

[Steve Moffat on 01.04.06 at 18:47]

And I said to the Colonel, why can't you move us from the Canadian up to Southside, bye!!!

[Phil on 01.04.06 at 21:16]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.