Caption competition #46

This week's caption competition is hanging out with the UBP.

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Comments

[Somers on 21.04.06 at 08:25]

You da man... no he's the man.

[Combat Banker on 21.04.06 at 08:27]

The Bermuda Branch of the Fonzerelli Fan Club meets at the South P.

[Rodney Dill on 21.04.06 at 08:39]

Monthly meeting of POTP anonymous.

[TJL on 21.04.06 at 08:48]

"No Dr., THIS is how you point the finger..."

[TJL on 21.04.06 at 08:50]

The UBP leadership count just couldn't figure out rock-paper-scissors

[TJL on 21.04.06 at 08:52]

Times were hard for the ex-Premier, who was forced to hitchhike home from the party.

[TJL on 21.04.06 at 08:53]

Dr. Saul reaches a dead end in his attempt to count the reasons to be optimistic in the next election.

[TJL on 21.04.06 at 08:55]

Modeled on gladitorial Rome, the UBP leadership is determined by a signal from Emperor Saul - Grant Gibbons was not so fortunate.

[Dr Doom on 21.04.06 at 09:10]

Scotch on the rocks and for me and a shirley temple for the future P

[Two Cents on 21.04.06 at 09:16]

No, No, No...You got it all wrong

"The Fonz" used his thumb....how could an index finger be cool ???

[save d cut on 21.04.06 at 09:30]

MB: AN INTERVENTION!!!! I dont have a problem, its arthritis thats got my hand. Did you plan this?

JS: No, he did

WF: Its Ok Maxwell. We are here because we love you.

[Backs on 21.04.06 at 09:34]

No no no Maxwell, you need to ask this guy!

[Zoom on 21.04.06 at 09:43]

saul: No no no. I'm "Pops". He's "Sizzle".

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 09:48]

"Did you fart?"
"No, he farted"
"I didn't fart"

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 09:51]

"When Furby said he's got soul, I didn't think he mean't you."
"Right on brother."

[Sleepy on 21.04.06 at 09:55]

David Saul: "Was that Ewart I just saw? Shit...I'm outta here....Rossini was right. He scares all white people...and last time I checked that included me...I'm trembling."

"Don't let him see me...Oh Gawd...here he comes...I just pissed my pants...I'm petrified...good thing I'm a runner....see ya!"

[Adjustah on 21.04.06 at 09:57]

"Sweet!"

"What's mine say?"

"Dude!"

[stuart J Hayward on 21.04.06 at 09:59]

"OK Wayne, the next finger's yours"

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 09:59]

"Now who's doing the talking because I saw your lips move."
"No, really it's Wayne. He's doing all the talking. Say something Wayne"

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 10:04]

"I thought Grant was coming with you."
"He did, he's just checking the coats."

[Bill Cook on 21.04.06 at 10:23]

No Maxwell, Wayne is Ollie and I am Stan, GOT IT ?

Now where are those Damn Bowler Hats ?

[Onion on 21.04.06 at 10:29]

Max: "David? Did you just fart again."

David: "Don't look at me, that was Wayney Wonder that time."

Wayne: "Uh...must've been those Bermuder onions I had at lunch."

[George of the Jungle on 21.04.06 at 10:40]

Maxwell Burgess: (poke).....

Fonzerelli Dough Boy: Whoo Hoo!!!!

[Full Fullish on 21.04.06 at 11:11]

Max to David - Um, Sir, you can't go in there, you aren't on the list.

David - But I'm with him!

[Point Finger on 21.04.06 at 11:57]

David Saul talks about his new found hobby
of woodworking.

"Yeah Max, that new Black & Decker table
Saw is sharp as hell bye.
Take a look at this hand, took the fingers
off in a flash!"

[Yet Another Limey on 21.04.06 at 12:05]

David: No Maxwell, that was Wayne speaking. Now can I get you guys a drink?

Wayne: I’ll have a gottle of geer.

Maxwell: David! I saw your lips move that time!

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 12:07]

"Who's on first?"

[Two Cents on 21.04.06 at 12:15]

David: "Things were certinly diiferent with the UBP when I was in charge"

Maxwell: "When were you ever in charge"

Wayne: "I'm just happy to be here"

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 12:34]

M:"So do you think we can get beyond the race card thing with the PLP?"
S: "Sure, we'll show everyone we're just like them. He's black and I'm power."

[Uncle Elvis on 21.04.06 at 12:48]

"Get the f*&$ck out!"

[Uncle Elvis on 21.04.06 at 12:51]

"C'mere.. you got a little schmutz on your face. Lick"

"Dude. You're not my mom and I'm not licking your thumb"

[Gangrene on 21.04.06 at 13:23]

Burgess: "Hand over your wallet, Saul."

Saul: "It's in my scooter."

Furbert: "Try a knife next time, Maxwell."

[Et Tu Maxwell? on 21.04.06 at 13:35]

"Plunge it into him bye, not me!"

A UBP production of Shakespeare's "Julius Furbert" stumbles badly as Brutus lunges mistakenly toward David Antony.

[Ali on 21.04.06 at 13:36]

Max: "As a former Finance Minister do you think you could find the millions that have gone missing under this administration?"

David: "He says as soon as he gets in I can start looking."

[silencedogood on 21.04.06 at 13:53]

Wayne: Can you believe they served frosted flakes at a thing like this?

Max: Did you like them?

David: They were Grrrrrrreat!

[Dr Doom on 21.04.06 at 14:00]

Thumbs up to my two favorite house nig.. Oh crap here comes Burch

[ace on 21.04.06 at 14:31]

Hit the road Max...and don'tcha come back no more no more no more no more.

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 14:51]

"Did you get any of the canape's?"
"No, he ate 'em all."

[silencedogood on 21.04.06 at 15:38]

"Check out this frickin' huge mole on the back of Wayne's neck!"

[Git on 21.04.06 at 17:33]

Max: Yah, so the doctor takes his finger like this, see? Well! Let me tell you, I was somekinda confused. Didn't know whether to punch him or kiss him.

David: Stop yah noise, bye. You got nothin' on Furbs here. Myboy asked for a second opinion.

[SmokingGun on 21.04.06 at 18:10]

"Hey, is it true you guys gonna get up and sing the new UBP song 'Reunited'?"

"Yeah, he's Peaches and I'm Cream".

[Rodney Dill on 21.04.06 at 20:15]

"Whaddya mean I have to sit in the back."

[Yaw Bye! on 21.04.06 at 21:15]

Tank christ dat bye didn't use dat thumb awn me durin dat prostate examination bye!! Dat voud a hurt!!

[Bill Cook on 22.04.06 at 07:14]

DS "I did not call you BYE Maxwell, maybe it was Wayne ?" Christ you are as paranoid as Scott Simmons, next you will be accusing me of ventriloquism !!

[Seán Pòl Ó Creachmhaoil on 22.04.06 at 08:29]

'Seventies funk band, Three Little Fonzies, reunites reunites to perform their best known hit, "Bitch, Be Cool!"

[Maggie on 22.04.06 at 17:44]

I don't have time for you...talk to the thumb.

[SmokingGun on 22.04.06 at 17:56]

"Hey David, do you want a Dark 'n Stormy?"
"That'll be great. All he ever offers me is a lousy cup of coffee!"

[Fraz on 23.04.06 at 01:38]

Maxwell: "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
David: "Yeah, but the back of the line is past him"

[Fraz on 23.04.06 at 01:42]

David Saul performs at this year's Bermuda Idol auditions:

"Hit the road, Max, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road, Max, and don't you come back no more..."

[Fraz on 23.04.06 at 01:46]

Maxwell: "You lookin' at my girl Saul?"
David: "Yeah: wanna take it outside?"