Caption competition #51
This week's caption competition is out for a spin.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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- 26.05.06 07:05 Rodney Dill
- 26.05.06 07:09 Adjustah
- 26.05.06 07:52 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 08:09 Shoprite
- 26.05.06 08:40 Martin
- 26.05.06 08:43 Tiger Bay
- 26.05.06 08:45 Tiger Bay
- 26.05.06 09:02 Denis Pitcher
- 26.05.06 09:02 Adjustah
- 26.05.06 09:02 lost in flatts
- 26.05.06 09:08 Two Cents
- 26.05.06 09:10 Two Cents
- 26.05.06 09:12 Adjustah
- 26.05.06 09:15 Darkside
- 26.05.06 09:18 Darkside
- 26.05.06 09:21 Darkside
- 26.05.06 09:26 Zoom
- 26.05.06 09:30 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 09:34 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 09:36 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 09:38 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 09:52 Darkside
- 26.05.06 10:04 david
- 26.05.06 10:05 Uncle Elvis
- 26.05.06 10:06 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 11:18 Yet Another Limey
- 26.05.06 11:21 SmokingGun
- 26.05.06 12:08 young_one
- 26.05.06 13:00 SmokingGun
- 26.05.06 13:01 Full Fullish
- 26.05.06 13:14 SmokingGun
- 26.05.06 13:25 wyrdsister
- 26.05.06 13:28 wyrdsister
- 26.05.06 13:34 Rodney Dill
- 26.05.06 14:06 Uncle Elvis
- 26.05.06 14:26 Darkside
- 26.05.06 15:29 Darkside
- 26.05.06 15:36 SmokingGun
- 26.05.06 15:40 Jonathan
- 26.05.06 18:37 Bundy & Coke
- 26.05.06 20:46 constable
- 27.05.06 09:32 Adjustah
- 28.05.06 12:47 busguy
- 28.05.06 23:03 The Limey
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"So I says, there's only two cop cars in the whole town, how could they ever run into each other."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 26.05.06 at 07:05
"Well would you look at that - I didn't spill a drop!"
Smile Andrew!
Posted by Adjustah on 26.05.06 at 07:09
Police were dumbfounded when their car suddenly struck an invisible wall.
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 07:52
Mangler the robo-car smiles for photographers.
Posted by Shoprite on 26.05.06 at 08:09
(Thinks to himself): "Well - thank goodness my 6 years are up next week".
Posted by Martin on 26.05.06 at 08:40
OK, so that's 11 officers left on shift.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 26.05.06 at 08:43
Yes sir, and then this drag queen jumped out of the bushes sir, and I had to swerve to avoid the cabinet minister.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 26.05.06 at 08:45
The Bermuda Police decide that Bermuda should remake it's own rendition of Disney's new movie - Car's.
Posted by Denis Pitcher on 26.05.06 at 09:02
The early morning race to Ice Queen ended tragically...
Posted by Adjustah on 26.05.06 at 09:02
Officer 1: And you drove how far like that?
Officer 2: Seriously I was so wasted, I didn't even notice when I left Robin Hood!
Posted by lost in flatts on 26.05.06 at 09:02
1st man: "Honestly Occifer....It wasn't Me"
2nd Man "Come On SERGENT, The Patrol Car was signed out in your name, your hat & ticket book are still inside, and there are 25 witnesses"
1st Man" "It wasn't me"
Posted by Two Cents on 26.05.06 at 09:08
"Oh Damn....that car was only two days away from retirement"...isn't that always the way
Posted by Two Cents on 26.05.06 at 09:10
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!
Posted by Adjustah on 26.05.06 at 09:12
Bermuda taxi drivers claim victory as tragedy results from the initial test of the GPS system in local police cars.
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 09:15
Sadly, the GPS System did not result in the "best-ever police service".
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 09:18
In hindsight, all agreed that installing the in-dash DVDs was a bad idea.
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 09:21
Proof that there has been a cop at least near St Monica's Mission in the last 12 months.
Posted by Zoom on 26.05.06 at 09:26
Short Black Dress - $25
High Heels - $30
Wig, Makeup, bra stuffing and a wax job - $80
Realising that the hot "girl" you were checking out was indeed a man in drag after the accident - PRICELESS
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 09:30
Police attempt to save money at TCD by making their cars more compact.
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 09:34
Sgt. Smith looks at herbie with disgust after his night out on the town in "Herbie Full Loaded"
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 09:36
Sgt. Smith looks at his ride in disgust after loosing another battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 09:38
"That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It's mocking me! I'm telling you! That car is alive! Look! It's doing it again!"
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 09:52
Phils pram was sticking out of the boot when the police car decided to tailgate him for driving too slow!
Posted by david on 26.05.06 at 10:04
DUDE! What the FUCK?!
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 26.05.06 at 10:05
Both the car and it's driver were equally stunned as they both realised that Esso was out of Gas AND doughnuts.
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 10:06
Officer Smith tries some percussive maintenance in an attempt to comply with the TCD vehicle length restrictions.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 26.05.06 at 11:18
"Well how else do you see if the airbag's working?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.05.06 at 11:21
Oh fak dun!
Posted by young_one on 26.05.06 at 12:08
The Yanks are back.
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.05.06 at 13:00
The VW Slogan Drivers Wanted went through Sgt. Smith's head mocking him.....
Posted by Full Fullish on 26.05.06 at 13:01
Busted.
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.05.06 at 13:14
"all I did was sneeze and it fell apart!!!!"
Posted by wyrdsister on 26.05.06 at 13:25
"A gang of old ladies did this when I forgot to say 'Good Morning'"
Posted by wyrdsister on 26.05.06 at 13:28
"Dang Mime cars"
(inspired by Full Fullish first caption)
Posted by Rodney Dill on 26.05.06 at 13:34
I TOLD you not to try to run over the drag queen, but did you listen? NOOOOO...
"They're heavier than they look" I said. "If you run him over, it's gonna mess up the car" I said. Well, are you listening now? DON'T RUN OVER THE DRAG QUEENS! They're built like linebackers!
Posted by Uncle Elvis on 26.05.06 at 14:06
From E to C in 0 to 60.
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 14:26
As the car began to sway to the right whilst the officer was administering the "Walk the Line" Field Sobriety Test ... there was no other choice but to conclude that the car was "smashed".
Posted by Darkside on 26.05.06 at 15:29
Randy started to re-think his idea of re-training the ex-pats.
Posted by SmokingGun on 26.05.06 at 15:36
The police decided to deploy their most advanced equipment in order to patrol the "I'm Gay and Bermudian -- Get Over It" rally...
Posted by Jonathan on 26.05.06 at 15:40
If I park it the other way round, maybe the sarge won't notice...
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 26.05.06 at 18:37
Despite the recent rise in gang violence, Pc Smith was surprised to learn that 42nd street crew had just taken delivery of an Abrams tank...
Posted by constable on 26.05.06 at 20:46
Dun! Dun!
Law & Order: Police Driving School Unit.
Posted by Adjustah on 27.05.06 at 09:32
After the hiring of the first american police officer he soon learned that we drive on the left.
Posted by busguy on 28.05.06 at 12:47
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by The Limey on 28.05.06 at 23:03