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Caption competition #52

This week's caption competition is Queen for a day.

Sybil Barrington
Photo courtesy of Leah Furbert, the Bermuda Sun

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

QueenamericanOver-Taxed American

QueenelvisUncle Elvis

SybiltgmDale "Duck and Dive" Butler in a confident mood this Friday - convinced he will never be spotted by the mob outside leaving "the office" for his regular lunch date at the Mediterraneo - thisgrassman

FreeJ Galt

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Scott relishes the moment of introducing our new queen.

" IT'S RAINING MEN "

P auditions for the remake of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

At work and at play, Alex was surrounded by supporters of the Queen.

For Sale: Over-size formal dress and matching feather boa. Used only once to humiliate Bermuda's entire Cabinet. Ask for 'Sybil'.

I say, Alex old chap. That lass has totally out-plumed me!

u-hu. But check de ass buy.

Sybil's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

Short Black Dress - $25.
High Heels - $30.
Wig, Makeup, bra stuffing and a wax job - $80.
Watching a police car smack into a wall cause the driver thought you were a "Hot Girl" - PRICELESS

Scott: "Check de colonel out! Present arms! Heh heh heh."

"Those beeyotches won't let me be Commanding Officer, huh? Hmmmfff.... I'll show them what it means to be on parade! Yoo hoo, Colonel... can you see me now, baby?"

"Not sure what the fuss is about - Burch started it by wearing earrings"

"Now don't you quibble...'cos here comes Sybil"

Despite much public support, Dept of Tourism's New “All - MP” Off-Broadway Play (East Broadway)
"La Cages aux FELLAS" opens to mixed reviews in Cabinet.

Some of the reviews;

”Some people, like Nelson Bascome and Neville Darrell, are already implicitly included.”
-Trevor M

“He didn’t carry out his performance as a Minister as expected.”
- Michael D

“Act(ing) covers sexual orientation”
-Wayne F

“I intend to speak on this issue another time and another place.”
-Ewart B

Oh sure, Sybil seemed happy on the outside, but on the inside she knew that one day someone would notice that "Sybil" and "P" were never seen in the same place at the same time...

Sybil takes the phrase "chick with a dick" too literally!

Look at the photographer lower left. Alex wanted a snapshot of this new low in his public stature for his photo album.

"Only two things come from Bermuda, boy: Queers and Steers. Which one are you?"

Burch'tastic

P: "I gotta get me some of that!!"

"yeah, I had her."

As he peered Through the Looking Glass at Sybil, Alex realised his Adventures in Wonderland had only just begun.

P: "I'd tap dat..."

Premier: Bill Clinton had "his secret intern" I think I am going to appoint that young lady "Intern to the Premier"

Dr Brown: Can I refer you to an Optometrist....that's a man

Premier: huh ????

Dr. Brown: SHE is a he !!

Premier: D'OH !!...not again

P: "Finkel and Einhorn....Einhorn and Finkel...........Finkel and Einhorn....oh wait Finkel is Einhorn FINKEL is EINHORN!!!!....oh god Finkel is Einhorn..."

"I didn't know LaVerne was in the parade."

Aeronautical engineering not being his strong point, Sybil didn't understand why no matter how many feathers he added to his costume he still couldn't fly.

"I see the Cock & Feather's back on Front Street."

"I say is that a Cockatoo?"
"Nah, she's only got the one."

Sybill flaunted her trophy, to show just what she did to Big Bird's tail......feathers!!

Sybil shows just what you can do with all those usless Bermuda coins after independance.

Now that be STYLE!

The judges are left speechless by one of the early contestants in the first 'Bermuda Idol'

"Everyone sing-along with Sybil now: I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

That's a nice dress Dale but we'd like you even better if you could actually show up for work, especially when important issues are being discussed.

The Bermuda Longtail

That's the largest female that I've ever seen (...and I've been on Safari)

- Stolen/paraphrased from Montgomery C Burns

While taking a stand for Gay rights, Sybil gets peppered by a heckler with a paint gun.

After a dramatic battle to the finish, Sybil shows triumph by displaying Big Bird's severed head and tail feathers.

Inspired by Sybil's performance,
Gibbons Co launches new sale until
the Queen's birthday.

All pants will be half off.

Raise your hands if your SURE!

"Which way to "P"?"

Guy on the mike: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk inside your trunk....your trunk, your lovely, er, lady bump...

Sybil, while showing off her plumage, is unaware that the dirty pervert in the orange shirt just zoomed in for "The money shot".....

Sybil ruffles a few feathers.

P to Guv: "I like that medeterranian look in women. Healthy, natural, just the way God made 'em."

Guv: "Alex that's a....er....I hear she likes you. Go get 'er mate!"

Sybil firmly establishes her right to participate in the Bermuda Day Parade by passing the "Dale Butler Deodorant Test" with flying colours.

Reverend Johnson hoped that none of his AME parishioners would recognise him

Bermuda puts on a good show with its first ever Eurovision Song Contest entry, YMCA

Don't ask, Don't tell.

What happens in Bermuda, stays in Bermuda

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