Caption competition #52
This week's caption competition is Queen for a day.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Dale "Duck and Dive" Butler in a confident mood this Friday - convinced he will never be spotted by the mob outside leaving "the office" for his regular lunch date at the Mediterraneo - thisgrassman







Scott relishes the moment of introducing our new queen.
Posted by Walla on 02.06.06 at 05:20
" IT'S RAINING MEN "
Posted by busguy on 02.06.06 at 05:29
P auditions for the remake of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 02.06.06 at 05:49
At work and at play, Alex was surrounded by supporters of the Queen.
Posted by Adjustah on 02.06.06 at 06:50
For Sale: Over-size formal dress and matching feather boa. Used only once to humiliate Bermuda's entire Cabinet. Ask for 'Sybil'.
Posted by Adjustah on 02.06.06 at 06:59
I say, Alex old chap. That lass has totally out-plumed me!
u-hu. But check de ass buy.
Posted by hotspur on 02.06.06 at 07:25
Sybil's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....
Posted by Shipwrecked on 02.06.06 at 07:56
Short Black Dress - $25.
High Heels - $30.
Wig, Makeup, bra stuffing and a wax job - $80.
Watching a police car smack into a wall cause the driver thought you were a "Hot Girl" - PRICELESS
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 08:00
Scott: "Check de colonel out! Present arms! Heh heh heh."
Posted by Zoom on 02.06.06 at 08:19
"Those beeyotches won't let me be Commanding Officer, huh? Hmmmfff.... I'll show them what it means to be on parade! Yoo hoo, Colonel... can you see me now, baby?"
Posted by Git on 02.06.06 at 08:21
"Not sure what the fuss is about - Burch started it by wearing earrings"
Posted by Martin on 02.06.06 at 08:26
"Now don't you quibble...'cos here comes Sybil"
Posted by Martin on 02.06.06 at 08:30
Despite much public support, Dept of Tourism's New “All - MP” Off-Broadway Play (East Broadway)
"La Cages aux FELLAS" opens to mixed reviews in Cabinet.
Some of the reviews;
”Some people, like Nelson Bascome and Neville Darrell, are already implicitly included.”
-Trevor M
“He didn’t carry out his performance as a Minister as expected.”
- Michael D
“Act(ing) covers sexual orientation”
-Wayne F
“I intend to speak on this issue another time and another place.”
-Ewart B
Posted by Two Cents on 02.06.06 at 08:48
Oh sure, Sybil seemed happy on the outside, but on the inside she knew that one day someone would notice that "Sybil" and "P" were never seen in the same place at the same time...
Posted by Andrew on 02.06.06 at 08:54
Sybil takes the phrase "chick with a dick" too literally!
Posted by Bermudian on 02.06.06 at 09:03
Look at the photographer lower left. Alex wanted a snapshot of this new low in his public stature for his photo album.
Posted by Zoom on 02.06.06 at 09:09
"Only two things come from Bermuda, boy: Queers and Steers. Which one are you?"
Posted by Fraz on 02.06.06 at 09:42
Burch'tastic
Posted by observor on 02.06.06 at 09:44
P: "I gotta get me some of that!!"
Posted by terrycloth on 02.06.06 at 09:45
"yeah, I had her."
Posted by Trebliso on 02.06.06 at 10:03
As he peered Through the Looking Glass at Sybil, Alex realised his Adventures in Wonderland had only just begun.
Posted by Darkside on 02.06.06 at 10:09
P: "I'd tap dat..."
Posted by Somers on 02.06.06 at 10:09
Premier: Bill Clinton had "his secret intern" I think I am going to appoint that young lady "Intern to the Premier"
Dr Brown: Can I refer you to an Optometrist....that's a man
Premier: huh ????
Dr. Brown: SHE is a he !!
Premier: D'OH !!...not again
Posted by Two Cents on 02.06.06 at 10:21
P: "Finkel and Einhorn....Einhorn and Finkel...........Finkel and Einhorn....oh wait Finkel is Einhorn FINKEL is EINHORN!!!!....oh god Finkel is Einhorn..."
Posted by J Galt on 02.06.06 at 10:24
"I didn't know LaVerne was in the parade."
Posted by 'lil Jimmy on 02.06.06 at 10:47
Aeronautical engineering not being his strong point, Sybil didn't understand why no matter how many feathers he added to his costume he still couldn't fly.
Posted by Striker on 02.06.06 at 10:47
"I see the Cock & Feather's back on Front Street."
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 11:29
"I say is that a Cockatoo?"
"Nah, she's only got the one."
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 11:31
Sybill flaunted her trophy, to show just what she did to Big Bird's tail......feathers!!
Posted by wyrdsister on 02.06.06 at 11:57
Sybil shows just what you can do with all those usless Bermuda coins after independance.
Posted by wyrdsister on 02.06.06 at 11:59
Now that be STYLE!
Posted by Bill Akin on 02.06.06 at 12:10
The judges are left speechless by one of the early contestants in the first 'Bermuda Idol'
Posted by Jonathan on 02.06.06 at 13:06
"Everyone sing-along with Sybil now: I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 13:19
That's a nice dress Dale but we'd like you even better if you could actually show up for work, especially when important issues are being discussed.
Posted by Lisa on 02.06.06 at 13:40
The Bermuda Longtail
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 13:42
That's the largest female that I've ever seen (...and I've been on Safari)
- Stolen/paraphrased from Montgomery C Burns
Posted by Two Cents on 02.06.06 at 14:03
While taking a stand for Gay rights, Sybil gets peppered by a heckler with a paint gun.
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 14:07
After a dramatic battle to the finish, Sybil shows triumph by displaying Big Bird's severed head and tail feathers.
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 14:09
Inspired by Sybil's performance,
Gibbons Co launches new sale until
the Queen's birthday.
All pants will be half off.
Posted by Point Finger on 02.06.06 at 14:24
Raise your hands if your SURE!
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 14:26
"Which way to "P"?"
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 14:26
Guy on the mike: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk inside your trunk....your trunk, your lovely, er, lady bump...
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 14:28
Sybil, while showing off her plumage, is unaware that the dirty pervert in the orange shirt just zoomed in for "The money shot".....
Posted by Full Fullish on 02.06.06 at 14:29
Sybil ruffles a few feathers.
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.06.06 at 15:17
P to Guv: "I like that medeterranian look in women. Healthy, natural, just the way God made 'em."
Guv: "Alex that's a....er....I hear she likes you. Go get 'er mate!"
Posted by silencedogood on 02.06.06 at 16:04
Sybil firmly establishes her right to participate in the Bermuda Day Parade by passing the "Dale Butler Deodorant Test" with flying colours.
Posted by Darkside on 02.06.06 at 17:32
Reverend Johnson hoped that none of his AME parishioners would recognise him
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 02.06.06 at 21:39
Bermuda puts on a good show with its first ever Eurovision Song Contest entry, YMCA
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 03.06.06 at 08:05
Don't ask, Don't tell.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 03.06.06 at 14:21
What happens in Bermuda, stays in Bermuda
Posted by Rodney Dill on 03.06.06 at 14:22