Caption competition #54
This week's caption competition is falling out.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
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Uncle Elvis
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"We've discovered who stole the rum, sir"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 16.06.06 at 07:09
The new recruits never caught on to the old Super Glue under the shoe trick.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 16.06.06 at 07:10
It was always amusing when Lieutenant "Silent But Deadly" Smith called drill...
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 07:23
Corporal's Mess: One For "The Road"...
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 07:32
Good to see the regiment flat out at drill.
Posted by JJ on 16.06.06 at 07:34
That Sergeant doesn't know what he's talking about, dun. Loosen your headress and wiggle your toes?! What a load of...
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 07:48
...AND Square to the front!
Posted by jake on 16.06.06 at 08:37
In an attempt to get out of the regiment Bob claimed to have developed narcolepsy
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 16.06.06 at 08:39
Dealing with an unruly recruit the sergeant major proves his sabre isn’t just ceremonial.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 16.06.06 at 08:42
My contact has got to be here somewhere.
Posted by jmc on 16.06.06 at 08:59
I said stand still, not lie still!
Posted by Kev on 16.06.06 at 09:32
By the way, did I mention that officer looks damn good?
Um, that's not a caption.
Posted by Kev on 16.06.06 at 09:33
Intial reports of Colonel Burch's anger over Lt. Colonel Wiliiam White's promotion to Commanding Officer were recieved with varying degrees of surprise at Warwick Camp
Posted by Two Cents on 16.06.06 at 09:41
We found this spoon sir.
Posted by SgtFluffy on 16.06.06 at 09:55
In a new regimental training initiative aimed at measuring strength of will, it was unfortunate that Bob became the first casualty to succumb to the Sergeant’s flatulence.
Posted by buzz on 16.06.06 at 09:58
"I think kissing the ground thing has been done to death by the Pope!"
Posted by wyrdsister on 16.06.06 at 10:01
“I’m still a Se-niper-Nator” couldn’t believe he had missed the new potential Commanding Officer…
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 10:21
STRIKE!!!
Posted by Bandit on 16.06.06 at 10:32
Due to low recruitment numbers over the years, the Regiment has decided to soften it's eligibility policy no longer making it necessary for new recruits to have an active pulse.
Posted by buzz on 16.06.06 at 10:37
I'm gonna be working UNDER Lt. Col. WHO? Ohhhh god *collapse*
Posted by The Right Reverend Uncle Elvis on 16.06.06 at 10:43
"FORE!!!"
Sorry, Bandit!
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 10:47
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall ... he was pushed!
Posted by Darkside on 16.06.06 at 11:08
The wrong way to strike.
Posted by SmokingGun on 16.06.06 at 11:17
"Medic! This man needs an 80% wage increase, stat!"
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 11:25
Cockspur happens
Posted by silencedogood on 16.06.06 at 11:51
Bermuda Regiment 2006 Passing Out Parade
Posted by SmokingGun on 16.06.06 at 11:52
This brings a new meaning to the Passing Out Parade.
Posted by Tiggy on 16.06.06 at 12:05
Glad to see the Regiment's Do Unto Others as You Would Like Others to do to You is alive and well.
Posted by Tiggy on 16.06.06 at 12:07
it wasn't until he was face down on the pavement that Bob suddenly realized the commander never actually said "Simon Says"
Posted by buzz on 16.06.06 at 12:07
"Sex Pistols - Jubilee (Island Mix)"
Posted by Darkside on 16.06.06 at 12:10
Hey! A penny!
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 12:10
"Dibs on his boots!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 16.06.06 at 12:14
Bob couldn't help himself from humming the tune to "Me and My Shadow."
Posted by SmokingGun on 16.06.06 at 12:19
The private's pictures on Bermynet (taken only hours before) were far more flattering.
Posted by Darkside on 16.06.06 at 12:25
News of a former CinC's marriage causes a stir.
Posted by Trebliso on 16.06.06 at 12:26
Guys! Check out that girl over there--you can see up her dress if you get down here!
Posted by silencedogood on 16.06.06 at 12:50
He gets a 9.0 for degree of difficulty.
A 1.0 for execution.
Posted by The Right Reverend Uncle Elvis on 16.06.06 at 12:55
Realising that his fly was open, Private Burch immediately took the only exit strategy available to him.
Posted by Darkside on 16.06.06 at 13:09
Pte Smith, is carrying " This Land Is My Land "
to a new extreme !
Posted by Bill Cook on 16.06.06 at 13:29
"Keep your hat on!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 16.06.06 at 13:43
F.U.B.A.R.
Posted by Darkside on 16.06.06 at 14:18
Most were surprised to learn that Bob collapsed as a result of post-traumatic stress disorder, since his only military combat experience came from parades and other ceremonial functions.
Posted by buzz on 16.06.06 at 14:24
With a carefully aimed fart Lt. DeSilva exacted his punishment on the Pte Smith who wouldn't stop talking on parade
Posted by 39Alpha on 16.06.06 at 15:31
Dick Cheney makes a surprise visit to bermuda during the duck season
Posted by David on 16.06.06 at 15:59
Not everyone could hold their breath after the swordsman suffered ghandi's revenge
Posted by David on 16.06.06 at 16:06
I think your taking the phrase "stand at ease" a little to literal..
Posted by Kev on 16.06.06 at 16:08
What would have been a perfect maneuver was spoiled by someone tying Private Parts' bootlaces together.
Posted by wyrdsister on 16.06.06 at 16:10
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine bottles of beer
If one of those bottles should happen to fall
There'll be ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
Posted by observor on 16.06.06 at 16:17
Somebody told him the Col wanted to see him privately for a short arm inspection !
Posted by Bill Cook on 16.06.06 at 16:20
"Aaaaye left you...in THIS position!!"
(Well, someone had to say it...)
Posted by Adjustah on 16.06.06 at 16:28