Caption competition #56

This week's caption competition welcomes you to Clifton.

Photo courtesy of The Royal Gazette

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Photoshop Entries

bermuda vigilante

Rev. Goat

Comments

[Adjustah on 30.06.06 at 07:09]

Welcome to Clifton. Ask about our 80% automatic gratuity...

[ace on 30.06.06 at 07:20]

Sorry about all the steps. The escalator (and gold toilets) will be installed AFTER we go independent.

[Adjustah on 30.06.06 at 07:26]

Welcome to Grift'n

[Zoom on 30.06.06 at 08:00]

"Yes, that is THE BlackBerry. Notice it's the top o' the line 8700, not the mere 7290 you mere taxpayers carry. First class all de way for this commander in chief"

[toidi on 30.06.06 at 08:16]

(Later that day) person in striped shirt: "Damn, where's my watch?"

[radio free fred on 30.06.06 at 08:36]

"It's A Lot Easier Going Down, We're Having Rum Swizzles For Lunch."

[SgtFluffy on 30.06.06 at 08:38]

Smiles Everyone Smiles

[Hello, my name is Somers and I am a Bermudian on 30.06.06 at 08:54]

Ride by shootings out the back, enjoy your tour!

[Ali on 30.06.06 at 09:03]

" No madam, this house is not available through the lottery."

[Banana Republican on 30.06.06 at 09:10]

"Vote Quimby!"

[Adjustah on 30.06.06 at 09:27]

The Swindle Inn

[buzz on 30.06.06 at 09:45]

After waiting all day for their first visitor, P finally got his big break for a photo op when his mom arrived for dinner that evening.

[eastender on 30.06.06 at 10:08]

Hello! We're having a scavenger hunt today. See if you can find $800 million! The winner gets a shiny PLP pin to wear when you're representing Bermuda overseas.

[Pitts Bay on 30.06.06 at 11:00]

Thank you so much for giving me your money. We will spend it properly, I promise.

[Bill Akin on 30.06.06 at 11:04]

Mind The Gap.

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 11:05]

"Yes mame, room and board is only $599 per night. Ewart said Bermuda isn't half as good as the Burj so that's how we came up with the price."

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 11:10]

Bermuda Tourism Gude:
When visiting the island's establishments it is advisable to carry an extra $50 bill to spot the bouncers.

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 11:30]

"Welcome to your home."

[silencedogood on 30.06.06 at 11:37]

After independence but retaining a Monarchy, King Alex I wasted no time in handing out titles to his supporters. Let's listen:

"I dub thee Duchess of Buckaroo Too. Rise and go in peace my faithful servant."

[silencedogood on 30.06.06 at 11:41]

Having become fed up with the current PLP government and Alex Scott, an elderly resident of Ord Road, Warwick punched Premiere Alex Scott in the gonads yesterday afternoon.

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 11:42]

"Yeah, I won it through the lottery."

[silencedogood on 30.06.06 at 11:43]

In a desire to prove his testicular fortitude Premiere Alex Scott invited each visitor to Clifton to punch him in the crotch. Attendence at the open house reached record numbers.

[hee hee hee on 30.06.06 at 11:45]

P: That's right honey.. you come on up those stairs... the tour will start in about ten minutes

INSIDE THE HOUSE 15 MINUTES LATER

..You are feeling sleepy.. very very sleepy.. and you support independence...

independence is about all of us, and not this selfish government

independence will give us bermudians something to be proud of

independence is the only way to go

there is no other option than independence...

independence is a good thing...

.....and you don't care how this government is spending your money.

got it? okay.. wake up and get the heck out !

[Bill Cook on 30.06.06 at 11:57]

See for yourselves firsthand that our party believe in giving a HAND UP rather than a HAND OUT

(excepting us politicians of course ! :)

[Git on 30.06.06 at 12:02]

"Olga, as soon as I'm finished with mother, we need to figure out why the hell Larry Dennis is sitting in a moving van in our driveway.
Get the Colonel on the phone NOW!!"

[Zoom on 30.06.06 at 12:05]

"Welcome honey, the Colonel here will take your handbag while Perinchief gets you some libations. Please don't touch the cedar railings. It took 11 W&E guys more than 6 months to varnish those. Thanks dear."

[Full Fullish on 30.06.06 at 12:28]

Hello! I'm your host, Alex Scott! Welcome to my Fantasy Island!

[Full Fullish on 30.06.06 at 12:29]

After not getting the turn-out he had expected. "P" starts dragging little old ladies in from off the street.

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 13:09]

Day after day, alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool.
And he never gives an answer .....

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

Well on his way, his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices, talking perfectly loud.
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make.
And he never seems to notice .....

And nobody seems to like him,
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

[Shipwrecked on 30.06.06 at 13:12]

Alex enjoys his first day on the job frisking customers before they enter The Swizzle Inn...

[sleepy on 30.06.06 at 14:02]

Alex Scott is thrilled to greet the other independence supporter.

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 14:15]

"Heck I don't know why I'm here. Some fool came to the old age home with a bus and told us we all had to go out for a pee. Why can't I pee in my own damn house?"

[Fifi on 30.06.06 at 15:12]

Welcome darling, it's not the Governors mansion, but we only get what you pay for.

[buzz on 30.06.06 at 15:20]

"Mr. Premier, is that $800 million in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[SmokingGun on 30.06.06 at 15:34]

"Welcome to the White House. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"

[Tiggy on 30.06.06 at 16:17]

"Come into my parlour", said the spider to the unsuspecting fly.......

[Zoom on 30.06.06 at 16:26]

"Hello, my name is Ickey Louse and welcome to my Tragic Kingdom."

[Adjustah on 30.06.06 at 16:47]

Tragic Kingdom! LOL!

[Steve Moffat on 30.06.06 at 20:34]

"Welcome", said Alex, as the 30th Filipino resident of the downstairs apartment arrived.

[Bundy & Coke on 01.07.06 at 00:01]

Happy Hour at the shame of P Street: buy a swizzle, get a free grinning idiot

[Bundy & Coke on 01.07.06 at 00:04]

Oh the grand old Duke of Bermuda, he had ten thousand men, he marched them up to the top of the hill and then pushed them off to save on senior care...

[Adjustah on 01.07.06 at 10:15]

"Premier? Ha! No, I'm Works & Engineering. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."

[Rev. Goat on 01.07.06 at 18:29]

Is Sybil coming?

[wyrdsister on 01.07.06 at 19:03]

"where's Auntie, Auntie?"

[wyrdsister on 01.07.06 at 19:09]

Scott's tennant comes to see her newly rennovated house.

[Phil on 02.07.06 at 17:25]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.