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Caption competition #59

This week's caption competition has that certain ex-factor.


Photo courtesy of The Royal Gazette

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

BushswanUncle Elvis

Comments

» BravoZulu.bm "Well Done." writes "So many photos to choose from this week, but Ive been too busy watching the evacuations on TV. Heres a little escapism for you. Leave your entries in the comments section. Winners will be announced on Monday, photoshop entries can be emai......"


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Additional Comments (35)

JWS [to himself]

Damnit, I should have asked which "hue" of blue and yellow he was going to wear.

"Now John, don't you worry; The PLP has as much of a chance at getting into office as my son has of being President..."

Now John, that wouldn't be prudent.

Now John, don't you think you are a tad overdressed for golf?

GB: "These jackasses make us look better and better every day."
JWS: "Yes, and damn, I do look good. Ah, life is sweet."

Proof that all things fade with age.

Ex-CIA chief greets longstanding Bermuda asset.

Unseen in the picture Mr. Bush is actually "foot-wedging" his ball from the bunker at the 18th hole during the photo-op.

"Hey John, who's that wild guy in the baseball cap?"

"John, great little country you got here. Ever considered opening some good fast food joints?"

In the absence of stem cell research and due to a lack of donors George Bush goes through revolutionary surgery to become a conjoined twin. Doctors said they looked through several candidates to find the closest ideological match.

GB: "Hey your buns have really firmed up John."
JWS: "Thanks, I've been working out."

GB (mumbling): Ahhh...I get it...superglue...funnnny. But why did you do my lips aswell?

"Damn It John, Your Hand Is A Sticky Wicket!"

"You have halfwitted offspring too?"

Skull and Bones meets Burgers with Fries.

ARM Wrestling 2006..
In this epic battle with so much at stake... these two phenoms are not showing any signs of weakness... besides the fact their faces look like they are holding in some serious wind...

Darth Dubya Sr.: “John, I am your father, come shake my hand and join the lightside then together we can rule this island as baby daddy and yout!!!”
Padawan Sir John: “Um um … Wah a gwaan … I’d like to ax de peoples first bredren”

A Swan in de hand is worth two
George Bushes.

*singing* E-bony annnnd IIIIII-vory...

John Swan suddenly realised he wasn't actually talking to the current US President, George Dubyah, at the same time that George Bush realised he wasn't shaking hands with the current premier of Bermuda. Double whoops! Makes for a nice photo on the mantle, though.

Former Premier, Sir John Swan, congratulates the winner of the "I'm an ex-President, get me out of here" annual golf tournament"

GB (thinks), "I must remember to check I still have my watch.

JS (thinks), "I must remember to check I still have my watch.

JS: So you want the East and I get the West, right.
GB: Sure, just make sure they go independant this time.

GB: John, i wish he would hurry up and take the damn picture! my hair is camera shy..

JWS: I know what you mean Gearge, this wasn't minds but now i own it, just like half of this island....(smiling)

JWS: What shall we do tonight Georgey?
GB: Same thing we do every night Johnny...try to take over the world!

John: "George...you're either smiling, breaking wind or the face lift went horribly wrong?"

"I am very please to meet you President Bill Clinton. I just had my humidor restocked for your visit."

"So uh, you and Barb gonna hit the topless beach later?"

George: "Here's a Ten my suitcases are in the trunk."

"Just keep smiling, George, and Max won't punch. Trust me......"

"....some of my best friends are black....."

GB (whispering from the corner of his mouth): "Don't look now, but your tie is tucked in your underpants."

Critics were proven correct when Bermuda's outdoor wax museum finally opened for business. Reports suggested that Brad Pitt and Wil Smith have yet to be informed of the damage done to their statues.

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