Caption competition #60

This week's caption competition is on the bus with the Premier.

Photo by Nigel Regan, courtesy of the Bermuda Sun

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Comments

[Rodney Dill on 28.07.06 at 07:03]

"We turn the seats around and now it seems like we are sitting in the front, yes, that was my idea."

[Lost in Flatts on 28.07.06 at 07:06]

I see we share an affinty for Colonels!

[Tiger Bay on 28.07.06 at 08:01]

"Blah blah blah blah indypendence blah blah social agenda blah blah sustainable development blah blah blah."

[TJL on 28.07.06 at 08:20]

"You don't believe I'm Alex Scott? Look at my license!"

[Full Fullish on 28.07.06 at 08:37]

I have my own car and driver you know, really I do.

[Full Fullish on 28.07.06 at 08:38]

Woman thinking "Christ all of these free seats, and he has to sit RIGHT next to me!"

[Hello, my name is Somers and I am a Bermudian on 28.07.06 at 08:46]

Woman thinking: "Who the hell is this guy?!?"
P thinking: "I'm gonna use my best pick up line on her now!"

[Zoom on 28.07.06 at 08:57]

Lady: "Are we there yet?"

[TJL on 28.07.06 at 09:01]

Rosa Parks immediately regrets her decision to stay at the front of the bus.

[Linda on 28.07.06 at 09:02]

Of course I care about seniors. See my card, I'm one too.

[Adjustah on 28.07.06 at 09:33]

"Don't worry ma'am, when Elvis draws aliens behind us, I'll protect you..."

[Darkside on 28.07.06 at 09:34]

The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round, round and round
the wheels on the bus go round and round
all through the town
... come one everybody sing!

[Oirish on 28.07.06 at 09:37]

singing ...
"We're on the one road ... singing the one song ... we're on the road to God knows where ...."

Louda at de back !

[VB on 28.07.06 at 09:41]

"Who is that guy in the back with the flak jacket? What happened to all the other people who ride the 'normal' rush hour bus? Where are we 'really' going? The airport?"

"umm ah, umm ah, umm ah, umm ah......"

[Woody on 28.07.06 at 09:42]

See I really do need that raise, I have been reduced to taking the bus...

[Two Cents on 28.07.06 at 09:59]

My Name is Alex...Alex Scott...people call me Alex Scott.

(ala Forrest Gump)

[Two Cents on 28.07.06 at 10:01]

Momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates".....

"now I think about it, she also said Alex you big dummy...you think you'll be the Premier one day ...oh how she laughed about that one"

[Paradise Found on 28.07.06 at 10:05]

Just show them this card at KFC, tell them it's from "P" and you'll get a 25% discount

[TJL on 28.07.06 at 10:09]

Finding the bathrooms locked as Renee Webb's bill is about to be discussed, Mr. Scott takes refuge in the one place no-one would ever think of looking for him.

[Paradise Found on 28.07.06 at 10:15]

And I plan to ride this bus 130 times today just so I can beat Randy Horton's daily average for travel expenses...

[Git on 28.07.06 at 10:16]

The Ministry of Transport introduces new 'environmentally friendly' buses to run off hot air and waffles.

[Darkside on 28.07.06 at 10:27]

"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 kilometers an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"

"... um um ... P on de bus?"

[Yet Another Limey on 28.07.06 at 10:32]

It was Ewart’s idea actually, he said I should get used to riding the bus. He’s a nice man really, do you know he booked a holiday for Olga and me for October. Though I’m sure he must have his dates confused because that would mean we’ll be away during the PLP leadership vote.

[Darkside on 28.07.06 at 10:34]

Alex "Don't worry miss if the bus driver goes on strike I can take over ... look its right here on my licence."

[RedOnion on 28.07.06 at 10:37]

Lady .. wonder if he will leave me alone if I give in and give him the dollar for a coffee?

[Adjustah on 28.07.06 at 10:40]

"But, seriously, I don't know how you people do this every day..."

[RedOnion on 28.07.06 at 10:42]

Lady thinking .... P is for Premier, P is for Politician, P is for Piss Off Please.

[AJ on 28.07.06 at 11:25]

Lady, "Did you fart? cause somethin sure smells like shit in here!?"
P, "Sorry Mam, that's PLP cologne, once ya pop, ya just can't stop, ya know"

[AJ on 28.07.06 at 11:33]

Lady, "What's that you say... "
P, (Louder) "PLP actually stands for Please Line our Pockets, hahaha..."

[Firemind on 28.07.06 at 11:50]

When I get that pay raise I won't have to ride the bus anymore!

[Adjustah on 28.07.06 at 12:05]

It was then that he regretted having Aunt Gertie's famous, 'Pass the Pepto' curried goat gumbo for dinner...

[Point Finger on 28.07.06 at 12:28]

Yeah, I officially now go by de name
"P Deddy",see its on my lisense.

[Kev on 28.07.06 at 12:32]

If we were independent, you wouldn't have to sit next to me.

[SmokingGun on 28.07.06 at 12:39]

"Come here often? Here's my card. Call me."

[ian on 28.07.06 at 12:51]

"Driver's license, why no ma'am, - you're getting a sneak peak at the PLP Race Card!"

[eh on 28.07.06 at 12:54]

"So then I was thinking, is it really fitting for a Premier to have a vehicle that only seats four or five people? And that's when Ewart walked in. And you know that Ewart always has an answer..."

[SmokingGun on 28.07.06 at 13:04]

"Welcome aboard the New Bermuda Express bus. We'll get into town much faster based on a new policy I started. It's quite simple really. If they don't look like us, then we don't stop for them."

"But isn't that called segregation? Something we no longer want?"

"No, segregation only happens if it's the other way around."

[Captain Crunch on 28.07.06 at 13:10]

"Myyyyy.....What great breast you have"

[Captain Crunch on 28.07.06 at 13:12]

I am detective Scott.....Hand over those thighs!!!

[eh on 28.07.06 at 13:29]

"Yes, we're calling this the Independence Bus. I'm sitting right up front, the union is driving, and practically no one is on board."

[eh on 28.07.06 at 16:48]

"No really, in an independent Bermuda, you'd have too much national pride to wear such American icons as a KFC shirt and a Michael Jordan hat. Trust me on this."

[Mickey on 28.07.06 at 17:20]

Lady: "Wow...you're Passenger 57, aren't you?"
Alex: "No Ma'am, your confused... I'm not Wesley Snipes. I'm P, see."

[Mickey on 28.07.06 at 17:31]

Alex: "Well, yes, I suppose if I wore a bow tie like that the Colonel, he would look like me."

[Mickey on 28.07.06 at 17:34]

Alex: "Isn't it great...you always get a seat when you have to make work for 11:00"

[SmokingGun on 28.07.06 at 17:46]

"Yes Sir, some guy gave me this hat and shirt and paid me a hundred bucks to wear them and make sure I sat next to you."

"Really. Cool looking dude with a big fat pinky ring? Did he say he was a doctor?"

"As a matter of fact I fact I think he did."

[Steve on 28.07.06 at 19:40]

If your for independence, get on the bus!!!

[Full Fullish on 28.07.06 at 20:57]

Once again it becomes blantantly obvious that Alex Scott isn't at the wheel.

[Full Fullish on 28.07.06 at 20:58]

Lady: "So does this mean that you are going to ride in a trash truck when you are trying to make a point about recycling?"

Scott: "Doh!"

[Julie on 29.07.06 at 00:06]

"Hey, I'm no Keanu Reeves, but then again, you're no Sandra Bullock."

[SmokingGun on 29.07.06 at 15:38]

"Do you recognise this man?"
"Nope. What does he do?"