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Caption competition #61

This week's caption competition is taking you for a ride.


Photo courtesy of The Royal Gazette

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Photoshop Entries

BananaBob moved quickly to ensure the tourists would have to ride with him - The Limey

Comments

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An all points bulletin was put out to be on the lookout for Mongo.

AP BREAAKING: It was reported today that Billy Joel has been seen in Bermuda.

Ah the old fill the horse's trough with rum prank - get's em every time!

Geddup Seahorse!! This is no time to play road toad. I'll be late for the RSPCA shindig.

With no warning, the Equine Division of the BIU laid down tools over a supervisory dispute.

Visitors to the island observe a Bermuda independence salesman hard at work.

Independance....

Police reported that the horse on the white carriage is believed to be "Country". Despite occurring in front of six people and a CCtv camera, authorities are having problems finding witnesses to the drive by.

Horse: "Fack bye, Um TIRED!"

Rain or no rain it's just too hot, I quit. Tell them to take the bus ... it is running right??

Catherine the Great's career as horse & trap driver comes to a swift end.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This Horse is no more!
He has ceased to be.
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff!
Bereft of life,
'e rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the stall 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket
'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil
run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!!

... and in other news this evening ... Mr. Trott's trusty work horse Independence suffered the absolute misfortune of collapsing outside the offices of Premier Alex Scott ... who promptly took matters into his own hands.

Dobbin's audition for "Singing In The Rain" ended as quickly as it started;

Dobbin: (from ground) "Oh I remember now it was kick, step, ball, chain and NOT kick, step FALL ON MY ASS !"

The grim consequences of infrequent diaper changes.

"GPS..... I will not stand for it!!!!!!"

With cruise ship season here, local bye's are out in force pickin up some @ss...

Owner: Are you ok?
Horse: Neigh lad - I'm not.

ZBM's new series 'The Horse Whisperer' gets off to a rocky start. The host's halitosis problem is thought to be to blame.

Seahorse could not handle the extra business gained by 150 non GPS taxis being taken off the road.

"Dr. Browm wants you to hide the GPS transmitter where "

Following other local transportation departments' methods of getting what they want by work stoppages and slow-downs, horses now follow union rules and refuse to work until they get a raise, more hay in their stalls, a complete rub-down after every work session, fire Barbaro for being promoted unfairly to the lead carriage, and get raisins in their oats.

Fortunately, this slow-down occured on a rainy evening which tends to be slow for tourist carriage rides anyway.

Horse overcome after installing the Global Positioning Suppository.

For Sale: Horse and Carriage. Some assembly required.

So that's how I got out of the tourism business and began building my glue empire...

Mr. Ed couldn't beleive how much they wanted for his Old Colony Club shares...

Horse overwhemed after Carriage Driver is stricken by an uncontrollable bout of flatulence on Front Street!

Despite feigning death for over 30 minutes, Silver is growing increasingly concerned at the seemingly never ending streams of Hot Air still coming from both ends of Scott Simmons.

Zinedine Zidane believed to have taken up residence in Bermuda.

It was a "dark and stormy" night ...
In more ways than one

Blue marlin impales horse.

"Suicide Horse and Carriage", Al Quaeda's ill-fated attempt to target off-shore business fails in the rain.

The equine reaction to the news that "P" would be taking a horse and buggy to work to promote sustainable development was less than favourable.

'Amused tourists watch David Blaine eat fallen horse on Front Street'

Alex Scott tries in vain to revive his horse, Indepdence.

It's ok folks, this here horse is an equine ex-pat worker, and when their permits expire...well let's just say that things are handled a little more abruptly than with them ex-pat lawyers and insurance folk!

Noone was ever able to identify the secret ingredient in the Lobster Pot's fish chowder.

Alex: "A horse, a horse...my kingdom for a horse".
Horse: "Oh shut up Alex".

Man: "Well...you may well be a member of the equine section of the BIU, but this is neither the time or place".

"Frau Blucher!"

Alex Scott is pictured flogging a dead horse, ironically called "Independence"

Mr. Ed gets done with a DUI.

A Hezbollah missile missed its target, landing in Bermuda.

"OK ya lazy nag, you can quit fakin' it now! They went and hired another carriage!"

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