Caption competition #61
This week's caption competition is taking you for a ride.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
Photoshop Entries
Bob moved quickly to ensure the tourists would have to ride with him - The Limey



An all points bulletin was put out to be on the lookout for Mongo.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 11.08.06 at 07:04
AP BREAAKING: It was reported today that Billy Joel has been seen in Bermuda.
Posted by Rodney Dill on 11.08.06 at 07:05
Ah the old fill the horse's trough with rum prank - get's em every time!
Posted by Lost in Flatts on 11.08.06 at 07:33
Geddup Seahorse!! This is no time to play road toad. I'll be late for the RSPCA shindig.
Posted by Gallup on 11.08.06 at 08:04
With no warning, the Equine Division of the BIU laid down tools over a supervisory dispute.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 11.08.06 at 08:05
Visitors to the island observe a Bermuda independence salesman hard at work.
Posted by Ploossashanj on 11.08.06 at 08:18
Independance....
Posted by Hello, my name is Somers and I am a Bermudian on 11.08.06 at 08:34
Police reported that the horse on the white carriage is believed to be "Country". Despite occurring in front of six people and a CCtv camera, authorities are having problems finding witnesses to the drive by.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 11.08.06 at 08:38
Horse: "Fack bye, Um TIRED!"
Posted by Zoom on 11.08.06 at 08:41
Rain or no rain it's just too hot, I quit. Tell them to take the bus ... it is running right??
Posted by Canuck in Bermuda on 11.08.06 at 08:46
Catherine the Great's career as horse & trap driver comes to a swift end.
Posted by Pompous G. Windbag III jnr. on 11.08.06 at 08:53
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Posted by Yet Another Limey on 11.08.06 at 09:09
'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This Horse is no more!
He has ceased to be.
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff!
Bereft of life,
'e rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the stall 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket
'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil
run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!!
Posted by Two Cents on 11.08.06 at 09:19
... and in other news this evening ... Mr. Trott's trusty work horse Independence suffered the absolute misfortune of collapsing outside the offices of Premier Alex Scott ... who promptly took matters into his own hands.
Posted by observor on 11.08.06 at 09:22
Dobbin's audition for "Singing In The Rain" ended as quickly as it started;
Dobbin: (from ground) "Oh I remember now it was kick, step, ball, chain and NOT kick, step FALL ON MY ASS !"
Posted by Two Cents on 11.08.06 at 09:24
The grim consequences of infrequent diaper changes.
Posted by Git on 11.08.06 at 09:38
"GPS..... I will not stand for it!!!!!!"
Posted by save d cut on 11.08.06 at 09:39
With cruise ship season here, local bye's are out in force pickin up some @ss...
Posted by Adjustah on 11.08.06 at 09:48
Owner: Are you ok?
Horse: Neigh lad - I'm not.
Posted by Martin on 11.08.06 at 09:58
ZBM's new series 'The Horse Whisperer' gets off to a rocky start. The host's halitosis problem is thought to be to blame.
Posted by Git on 11.08.06 at 10:01
Seahorse could not handle the extra business gained by 150 non GPS taxis being taken off the road.
Posted by VB on 11.08.06 at 10:01
"Dr. Browm wants you to hide the GPS transmitter where "
Posted by Two Cents on 11.08.06 at 10:09
Following other local transportation departments' methods of getting what they want by work stoppages and slow-downs, horses now follow union rules and refuse to work until they get a raise, more hay in their stalls, a complete rub-down after every work session, fire Barbaro for being promoted unfairly to the lead carriage, and get raisins in their oats.
Fortunately, this slow-down occured on a rainy evening which tends to be slow for tourist carriage rides anyway.
Posted by Tiggy on 11.08.06 at 10:23
Horse overcome after installing the Global Positioning Suppository.
Posted by Adjustah on 11.08.06 at 10:52
For Sale: Horse and Carriage. Some assembly required.
Posted by SmokingGun on 11.08.06 at 11:05
So that's how I got out of the tourism business and began building my glue empire...
Posted by silencedogood on 11.08.06 at 11:10
Mr. Ed couldn't beleive how much they wanted for his Old Colony Club shares...
Posted by Adjustah on 11.08.06 at 13:13
Horse overwhemed after Carriage Driver is stricken by an uncontrollable bout of flatulence on Front Street!
Posted by enigma on 11.08.06 at 13:24
Despite feigning death for over 30 minutes, Silver is growing increasingly concerned at the seemingly never ending streams of Hot Air still coming from both ends of Scott Simmons.
Posted by enigma on 11.08.06 at 13:55
Zinedine Zidane believed to have taken up residence in Bermuda.
Posted by Darkside on 11.08.06 at 14:22
It was a "dark and stormy" night ...
In more ways than one
Posted by Darkside on 11.08.06 at 14:54
Blue marlin impales horse.
Posted by Adjustah on 11.08.06 at 14:59
"Suicide Horse and Carriage", Al Quaeda's ill-fated attempt to target off-shore business fails in the rain.
Posted by ian on 11.08.06 at 15:30
The equine reaction to the news that "P" would be taking a horse and buggy to work to promote sustainable development was less than favourable.
Posted by Darkside on 11.08.06 at 15:59
'Amused tourists watch David Blaine eat fallen horse on Front Street'
Posted by AJ on 11.08.06 at 16:24
Alex Scott tries in vain to revive his horse, Indepdence.
Posted by Full Fullish on 11.08.06 at 17:58
It's ok folks, this here horse is an equine ex-pat worker, and when their permits expire...well let's just say that things are handled a little more abruptly than with them ex-pat lawyers and insurance folk!
Posted by ian on 11.08.06 at 19:23
Noone was ever able to identify the secret ingredient in the Lobster Pot's fish chowder.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 11.08.06 at 21:19
Alex: "A horse, a horse...my kingdom for a horse".
Horse: "Oh shut up Alex".
Posted by Martin on 12.08.06 at 16:23
Man: "Well...you may well be a member of the equine section of the BIU, but this is neither the time or place".
Posted by Martin on 12.08.06 at 16:33
"Frau Blucher!"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 12.08.06 at 21:29
Alex Scott is pictured flogging a dead horse, ironically called "Independence"
Posted by ace on 13.08.06 at 08:46
Mr. Ed gets done with a DUI.
Posted by T Hollis on 13.08.06 at 10:24
A Hezbollah missile missed its target, landing in Bermuda.
Posted by John Ruberry on 13.08.06 at 19:01
"OK ya lazy nag, you can quit fakin' it now! They went and hired another carriage!"
Posted by jadedvoter on 13.08.06 at 21:53
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Posted by Phil on 13.08.06 at 22:08