Caption competition #62

Did you hear the one about the Governor, the Premier and the Education Minister?

Photo courtesy of Black and Coke

Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.

Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Part of the OTB Caption Jam.

Comments

[Tiger Bay on 18.08.06 at 07:50]

OK, who ate the damn canary?

[RedOnion on 18.08.06 at 08:08]

Minister Lister smiles knowingly giving the impression that he actually got the joke.

[Martin on 18.08.06 at 08:22]

Sir John: "Say that again...you have plans to improve the graduation rate....really?....no....tell me it isn't so.
Alex: "It's true I tell you".

[Tiger Bay on 18.08.06 at 08:54]

Alex: "Is that a machete in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Syncophants: "Oh har har, wonderfully funny sir"

[silencedogood on 18.08.06 at 09:00]

P: ...so then I said "gays are already covered by the human rights act!"

Guv: GUFFAW!

Lister: hoomun writes R gud

[silencedogood on 18.08.06 at 09:02]

P: See there, I told you I had testicular fortitude--feel the weight.

Guv: Great googleymoogley!

[observor on 18.08.06 at 09:31]

"Three blind mice, three blind mice...."

[Martin on 18.08.06 at 10:02]

Sir John: "That's strange...I could swear the commentator said he had his 'bails' knocked off"

[Martin on 18.08.06 at 10:07]

Alex: "Of course...if we were Independent, you wouldn't be here Sir John"
Sir John: "Alex...you're so funny. Remind me to tell that to the wife"

[Adjustah on 18.08.06 at 10:26]

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you bye's see Limey in Bermuda today? Ha! Ha! Ha!"

[eh on 18.08.06 at 10:34]

Alex: "So independence really is like Cupmatch. Those of us at the wicket are trying to launch an offensive, there's a big gamble going on (but we're not calling it gambling), most people are somewhere else, and you can be pretty sure nobody is going to win."

[eh on 18.08.06 at 10:35]

"So I said, you guys have it all wrong. Instead of trying to knock it for six every time, you should just move the boundaries. And that's how Bermuda got new constituencies."

[Adjustah on 18.08.06 at 10:36]

Eeeeveryone look happy. Yes, that's it. We're all friends today, right? There we go. Smiles! Big smiles! Er, OK not THAT big, John.

[Chucklehead on 18.08.06 at 10:41]

Sir John: "E-D-Y-K-A-S-H-U-N?" No way! That's how he spells it?!?

Alex: That's how he spells it.

Terry (to himself): Ok Alex, it was funny the 1st time.

[eh on 18.08.06 at 10:44]

Alex: No Terry, I told you to "play silly mid-on", not "put a silly grin on".

[Adjustah on 18.08.06 at 11:15]

So then Ewart goes, "We got motherf****** snakes on this motherf****** plane!" Well, the JetBlue people didn't find it so funny...

[Pompous G Windbag III jnr. on 18.08.06 at 11:23]

"Did you hear the one about the two drunks and the halfwitted kleptocrat?"

[Tiggy on 18.08.06 at 11:53]

P: Did we tell you that the $11m we promised Bermuda cricket was really a mistake? It appears the people of Bermuda would much rather those funds to go education!

G: Nanny nanny boo boo!

[Tiggy on 18.08.06 at 11:56]

And in addition to the $11m we have already promised to cricket, you can have your wives move temporarily to Canada, we'll even pay for your children to go to school while you're playing, and of course, all your rent and expenses (entertainment included). Why? Because Cricket is REALLY important to Bermudians!

[buzz lightyear on 18.08.06 at 12:19]

During a moment off guard, Sir John makes an attempt to swallow the premier's head.

[buzz lightyear on 18.08.06 at 12:21]

P: "yes, now you have it correct. He's Larry, he's Curly, and I'm Moe."

[Tiger Bay on 18.08.06 at 12:21]

P: "Paula should be here any minute with the 'per diem' money and then we'll hit the Crown & Anchor tables. You sure that Larry Dennis is away this week, right?"

[buzz lightyear on 18.08.06 at 12:29]

P: "Now be a good lad and go park GP1 immediately outside the exit gate...and be sure to take up half of Ewart's parking spot again too..."

[Martin on 18.08.06 at 12:47]

The crowd gasp....as the last time 3 wise men were together, there was star in the east.

[Sovietique on 18.08.06 at 13:32]

Sir John: "I said, Indepedence over MY DEAD BODY!!!"

Alex: "Heh, heh. Too late white boy - de deed is done, um um. And check-out time at Guvmint House is 10am sharp."

[buzz lightyear on 18.08.06 at 14:23]

Sir John: "My gosh Terry, how many rum swizzles did the Premier actually have?"

Terry: "not sure, but let's just get him out of here quickly before anyone notices. Hold him steady now...don't let him fall. Keep smiling. We're almost there."

[Adjustah on 18.08.06 at 15:06]

LOL! That's pretty good Buzz!

[AJ on 18.08.06 at 18:53]

Reuters -- Bermudian Premier grabs Governor by the testicles in a demonstration of independence.

[Rodney Dill on 19.08.06 at 11:02]

"Naw, when we said we wanted to chum around with ya, we meant we wanted to take ya shark hunting."

[Adjustah on 19.08.06 at 12:05]

Seconds later, John "went all Mike Tyson on his @ss"...

[mythusmage on 20.08.06 at 00:34]

Damn man, blueberries sure don't agree with you.

[Bundy & Coke on 20.08.06 at 01:23]

The byes decided to throw caution to the winds and indulge in a second round of cup match happy cake.

[ace on 20.08.06 at 13:18]

After a few too many dark & stormies Sir John takes it upon himself to debunk a popular myth.

[Two Cents on 20.08.06 at 15:35]

Alex: Honestly it's 18 Inches

Sir John: I find that hard to swallow

[Two Cents on 20.08.06 at 15:40]

Good God Man ... I could get them both in there......that's gotta be worth an extra $20.00...then you'd know about testicular fortitude

[Two Cents on 20.08.06 at 15:41]

o.k ...maybe that last one was tooo much !!

[Phil on 20.08.06 at 20:09]

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.