Caption competition #64
This week's caption competition is meeting a prize-winning Exhibitionist.
Photoshop entries are also welcomed and should be emailed to me.
Winners will be announced on Sunday.
Part of the OTB Caption Jam.
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"Yeah, we're here to see Patrice."
Posted by Adjustah on 01.09.06 at 07:34
Loudspeaker: "Judging for the poultry display of this year's Annual Exhibition is now taking place in the third floor lobby of the Frederick Wade Hospital."
Posted by Tiger Bay on 01.09.06 at 07:43
Bermuda's new national bird. Obviously designed by committee.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 01.09.06 at 07:45
Seconds later, the highly trained avian operative from BFR pooped on the premier's forehead.
Posted by Tiger Bay on 01.09.06 at 07:49
Bird: "Oh how I wish you would cut your finger nails".
Posted by Martin on 01.09.06 at 08:08
As the new head dress for Bermuda's First Governor General was displayed a little mans voice was heard to say " No ostrach feather hat for me this will make me look much taller".
Posted by BusGuy on 01.09.06 at 08:15
Um um, lemme see. We'll name de hospital ahfter Freddie. De airport ahfter Ottiwell. De stadium ahfter Lois. What's laft? I know, we can name dis her chicken "de Colonel"
Posted by Tiger Bay on 01.09.06 at 08:27
"I'd like to welcome you to the inaugural meeting of the new lobby group, Former Botanical Gardens Residents for Affordable Housing.
"Our first act of defiance will be a flyover of the Cabinet Orifice. Prunes are in the corner. Eat up."
"Refugees unite. More fibre."
Posted by sleepy on 01.09.06 at 09:03
In news from the Bermuda Stock Exchange, KFC announce their plans to move into more upmarket fayre.
Posted by Paradise Found on 01.09.06 at 09:09
Like most of the island, disgruntled Ag Show regular would like to give Neletha the bird.
Posted by Adjustah on 01.09.06 at 09:18
In a profoundly metaphoric statement, a lone protester holds a GIANT COCK-UP in the lobby of the L. Frederick Wade Memorial Hospital
Posted by Git on 01.09.06 at 09:53
Lusso proudly presents the 2007 line of haute couture ladies hats which just arrived from Paris.
Posted by silencedogood on 01.09.06 at 09:59
Madame Oiseau, billionaire heiress to the shake'n'bake fortune, has purchased a vacation coop in the new Tucker's Point development.
Posted by silencedogood on 01.09.06 at 10:03
Paris Hilton visits Bermuda
Posted by silencedogood on 01.09.06 at 10:05
Premiere Alex Scott was overjoyed to have found the goose that laid the golden egg. "Now all we have to do is kill this thing," he said.
Posted by silencedogood on 01.09.06 at 10:08
The Prehistoric Loofah
Posted by silencedogood on 01.09.06 at 10:10
I told you.
I KEEP telling you.
When will you listen?
It's ALWAYS those damn aliens.
Always.
Posted by The Right Reverend Uncle Elvis on 01.09.06 at 10:40
"Gottle a geer, gottle a geer".
the laste st act from the BVA (Bermuda Ventriloquists ssoc.)
Posted by JJ on 01.09.06 at 10:49
"yes this is a WHITE bird, that I call "Youbepee" but I do have a BLACK one too that I call Pyellpee". Take your pick, They're both dumb birds.
Posted by JJ on 01.09.06 at 10:55
"Atishoo!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.09.06 at 11:39
Heads turned as the inter species couple made their way through the crowd of curious onlookers. “ZaZa’s the name darling” and “yes I designed it myself!” were the only words spoken.
Posted by Ethiops on 01.09.06 at 11:43
Defying the cabinet’s ban, Mark “Sybil” Anderson appears in public as a bird once again.
Posted by Polixenes on 01.09.06 at 11:48
It's amazing what you can do a little effort, a box of cotton balls, some glue and the neighbor's stupid pet macaw...
Posted by Adjustah on 01.09.06 at 11:59
In the new release of "One flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #2", Chief Broom and his pet bird "Murphy" takes aim at the Cabinet House.
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.09.06 at 12:17
The new Berkeley winter school uniforms are finally unveiled! And the new school!
Posted by Tiggy on 01.09.06 at 12:34
People only laughed at Ronnie's bird once.
Posted by Phil on 01.09.06 at 13:25
Being nocturnal birds, people were very surprised to learn what the cahow actually looked like in the light of day.
Posted by Angry Cahow on 01.09.06 at 13:28
Eat yer heart out Rod Hull!
Posted by JJ on 01.09.06 at 13:49
"Ronnie Lopes shows off his 1st Prize winning Japanese Bearded White Silkie chicken." Everyone please give him a warm hand. Including you Ronnie.
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.09.06 at 13:58
"Is it too late to order the fish for lunch?"
Posted by Rodney Dill on 01.09.06 at 14:51
"Hey Ronnie, I think I found your buzzer!"
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.09.06 at 15:09
"And all our guest workers need to look like me!"
Posted by Tiggy on 01.09.06 at 15:22
Man: "Yes - it was strange really. I was talking to the Premier and Terry Lister one minute and simply asked the Premier...so, if you could have one wish what would it be?"
Posted by Martin on 01.09.06 at 18:41
Having heard through the grapevine that Premier Scott was considering appointing a muppet as Minister of Labour, Home Affairs & Public Safety, Jao felt sure that his companion was in with a chance.
Posted by loki on 01.09.06 at 19:11
The Cock-Soares Wedding Party.
Posted by SmokingGun on 01.09.06 at 19:51
You have heard of the "Labradoodle". Well this is the "Cockadoodle"
Posted by googlybda on 01.09.06 at 20:57
Next year this is the costume for the Dewonsheer Majorettes sponsored by Lindo's
Posted by googlybda on 01.09.06 at 20:58
Its that well known Rapstar "Puff Doodle" comin atcha!
Posted by googlybda on 01.09.06 at 21:06
Renee Webb unveils her latest hairstyle.
Posted by Bundy & Coke on 02.09.06 at 06:56
Afte his flubbed audition for a role on Sesame Street, Ozzie, big birds cousin ran "afoul" with the law
Posted by SgtFluffy on 02.09.06 at 14:06
Ronnie introduces his latest Cock-Fighting contender: Alice, the Double Breasted Bed Thrasher.
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.09.06 at 14:55
"I had to cross the road, I'm stuck to this chicken."
Posted by Rodney Dill on 02.09.06 at 18:12
In related news: To the disappointment of many local women, reports of a large white Cock being sighted in Bermuda turned out to be unfounded when it was in fact revealed to be a chicken.
Posted by SmokingGun on 02.09.06 at 18:22
"She's Not Much To Look At But She's A Great Kisser."
Posted by radio free fred on 02.09.06 at 23:44
Photographer: "Ok....smile".
Man: "I am smiling"
Photographer: "I was talking to the bird - not you".
Posted by Martin on 03.09.06 at 08:26
And the fly tyers club will give us how much for this cull?
Posted by DL on 03.09.06 at 12:23
The New Nurses' Uniforms for The L. Frederick Wade Memorial Hospital were the highlight of the Annual Exhibition.
Posted by Darkside on 03.09.06 at 17:10
The result of the latest Government whitewash was surprising.
Posted by Darkside on 03.09.06 at 17:14
The stunning results of mixing Clorox and Bounce in the spin cycle.
Posted by Darkside on 03.09.06 at 17:17
The Rare Reverse Oreo Chicken.
Posted by Darkside on 03.09.06 at 17:19