Caption competition #70 winners

This flame has gone out on this week's caption competition.

Photo courtesy of The Royal Gazette

The winners were:

First: Git - News of the pilot light snuffing out at Jamaican Grill prompted a swift and concerted relief effort by government.

Second: Darkside - Alex goes out in a blaze of glory.

Third: newbie - They said 'tread softly and carry a big stick'. I'm not so sure that's going to be enough to beat Brown!

Honourable mention:

Casual Observor - Survivor: Devils Isle. Alex runs down the street shouting "Outwit. Outplay. Outlast" as Ewart becomes the first tribe member voted off the island. (Would have placed higher if Mr. Scott had won Friday night's election!)

Disagree? Nominate your own winners in the comments.