Police have uncovered an al-Qaeda cell that was actively planning terrorist attacks in Bermuda, Immigration Minister Derrick Burgess said last nighti Mr. Burgess said that the conspirators were planning to crack jokes of dubious taste at several locations around the...
Forget The Bermudian magazine's anodyne Best of Bermuda Awards. That orgy of self-congratulation makes me sick. Especially when I'm still not included in it. Bastards. Instead, sit back as I once agin take stock of all that is awful on...
The UBP have unveiled more details about their new strategy for fighting Bermuda's rising tide of violencei "In all my life I have never lived in a more violent and crime-ridden society," said Shadow Minister of Public Safety, Maxwell Burgess....
Bermuda's 191-year-old Sessions House needs large-scale repair work that means Parliament will have to move to another locationi "During the recent discussions on the salary increases for MPs, we realised that the Sessions House does not have all the facilities...
Premier Alex Scott’s decision to ride the bus in to work this morning has attracted a mixed response from his fellow commutersi “I had to sit next to the Premier the whole way here,” grumbled one man as he disembarked....
Transport and Tourism Minister Ewart Brown is furious after failing to clinch the top spot in the 2005/6 “Spendthrift of the Year” awardsi Home Affairs Minister Randy Horton won the coveted title by spending an average of $376 of public...
“Now, children, calm down and tell me what this is all about.” “Please, miss,” sniffed Wayne. “Yesterday he invited me to his birthday party, then…” “I did NOT,” interrupted Alex. “Alex, quiet!” said the headmistress. “Let Wayne finish.” Alex scowled...
Poor old Rudolph King is really having a string of bad luck at the moment. There he was, looking forward to hosting a jolly awards ceremony in Bermuda, when suddenly everything started to go pear-shapedi First it turned out that...
Royal Gazette Opinion, Thursday 13 October 2005 The other day, Premier Alex Scott accidentally sent me an email from his Blackberryi Dated 30 September 2005, the message appeared to be intended for Beverle Lottimore, director of the Government’s Department of...
Concerned that the recent opinion column by Limey in Bermuda Phillip Wells may have actually galvanised support for independence, last night a desperate Alex Scott instructed Bishop Vernon Lambe, chairman of the Bermuda Independence Commission, to use what he called...
The Bermuda Optimist World Championship Team had their best ever showing at the Optimist World Championship last week. Team member Jason Saints said: “We’re extremely proud of our performance. It can be difficult to remain optimistic for a sustained period...
Royal Gazette Opinion, Thursday 1 September 2005 The PLP intends to throw the next election and allow the UBP to return to poweri The astonishing news was revealed to this newspaper in an exclusive interview with a highly placed PLP...
Royal Gazette Opinion, Thursday 21 July 2005 As The Bermudian celebrates 15 years of the Best of Bermuda Gold Awards, here in this cold, damp cave, away from the balloons and the back-slapping, your bitter columnist nurses his bile. Passed...
Following the unveiling of the Bermuda Independence Commission's new logo, questions have been raised about whether they have preconceived ideas about the desirability of independencei
News that a new recycling plant is to be built in Bermuda received an overwhelmingly positive response yesterdayi "This will save us a lot of time," said Royal Gazette editor Bill Zuill. "We often get a feeling of deja vu...
The Dental Board has filed an appeal against a decision by a Board of Inquiry allowing English dentist Dr. David Thompson to continue working in Bermuda. "It's common knowledge that English dentists are extremely poor compared to their North American...
I would like to apologise for the error in my column today, where I said that I had observed an "either with us or against us" attitude among some Bermudians when it came to discussing ways to achieve racial equality....
Bah, humbug. While local people and businesses have been congratulating themselves on being the recipients of The Bermudian’s annual ‘Best of Bermuda’ awards, your curmudgeonly correspondent, passed over for mention in the ‘Best Local Website’ category, has been plotting some...
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